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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#4 - anon id: e395ac2d
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if you could generate enough down force to stay in contact with the building that would work in real life.
#27 to #4 - deckbox
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I would find a point to push off then like paraglide down or something
#51 to #4 - anon id: b3aee206
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Human terminal velocity is about 125mph. You can survive a crash in a car at that speed with a couple of metres of crumple zone, you'd probably be swell (other than your wheels coming off and you crashing, obviously).
User avatar #6 to #4 - undeadmaus
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Until you reach the bottom and get the saddle shoved up your ass with 40G of acceleration.
User avatar #7 to #6 - owemiegawd
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yeah your skeleton would collapse on itself
User avatar #10 to #7 - icewraith
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But what if you're OP and your anus can absorb the bike saddle?
User avatar #107 to #10 - baditch
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OP's bike has no seat. This was his plan all along.
#92 to #10 - omfgninjaneer
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Then it would be quite a pleasurable experience.
#8 to #7 - lordraine
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Not if the slope that leveled you out was at a long enough angle.
User avatar #9 to #8 - owemiegawd
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slope would be longer than the fall
#77 to #6 - sag
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UNDEADMAUS you forgot this.
User avatar #68 to #6 - erpee
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Depends on how gradual the slope of the ramp is (therefore the speed of deceleration), but yeah, most likely iskill.
#109 to #6 - anon id: 888777b2
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The pedals would spin so fast your legs would turn into spaghetti w/ sauce.
The pedals would spin so fast your legs would turn into spaghetti w/ sauce.
User avatar #115 to #109 - deathstare
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Have you ever ridden anything other than a children's bike? Most big bikes these days don't move the petals with the wheels
User avatar #119 to #109 - ilikeweed
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on most bikes you could just keep your feet on the pedals and they won't move even though the wheels are moving really fast. have you ever rode a bike before? lol
#97 to #6 - zzjames
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User avatar #127 to #97 - baditch
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Hi ******* dying. I'm baditch.
User avatar #11 to #6 - PedoBearsAcomin
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1G...
#18 to #11 - anon id: 5878ff09
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9.81m/s/s is 1 G, every second you are free-falling it will add 9.81m/s (not accounting for drag) judging by the length/angle of that slope I would have to say the bike frame would collapse and you would end up with various metal bars and spokes protruding from fairly uncomfortable places and you would also be turned to jelly.
#125 to #18 - anon id: a70b1da3
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m/s/s?
User avatar #128 to #125 - Gellfling
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meters per second per second, thats one way acceleration is measured
User avatar #21 to #18 - PedoBearsAcomin
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No your speed increases by 9.91 m/s your acceleration stays the same throughout free fall, at 1G.
User avatar #52 to #21 - undeadmaus
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The 40Gs I am reffering to are not the acceleration of the freefall, they're the Gs felt by the rider when he reaches the bottom. And if the rider hits the ground at enough speed to increase his weight by 40, the saddle will accelerate with 40Gs up his ass.
User avatar #54 to #52 - PedoBearsAcomin
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Fair enough I simply thought you meant, he fell with 40g, my bad!
#120 to #21 - anon id: 153c6879
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Acceleration isn't just a change in speed. It is a change in velocity. The point where this would increase is when you are changing direction. It would hit considerably higher levels than 1G. Way to fail high school physics.
User avatar #49 to #21 - undeadmaus
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Your speed increases by 9.91 m every second, that's what acceleration is. By the time you are at the bottom you are going fast, you have momentum, and therefore your weight is amplified. When you change direction the force pulling down on you will not be your weight under 1 G but your weight under a lot more G, because you were going so fast with a downard direction. That energy has to be expended, mostlikely by shoving the saddle up your ass as much as possible.
#108 to #49 - meinneger
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it's 9.81m^(-2), not 9.91. While it is very slightly variable depending on geological conditions, it's mostly constant. not a constant, but mostly.
#23 to #21 - alexanderh
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I don't think you understand what he is saying. At the precise moment that the slope starts, your acceleration is no longer 1 G. Your velocity vector is being changed upwards, so you experience downwards G-forces. And because of how short the slope is, the G-force is enough to kill you instantly, turning most of your organs into mush.
User avatar #5 - deathleprechaun
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Stunt Jump FAILED!
User avatar #45 to #5 - theruse
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I heard a legend about a man who actually successfully attempted a stunt jump.
User avatar #13 - gnalde
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What game is this?
#110 to #13 - anon id: a441cce1
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Steely Wheely Automobiley V
User avatar #71 to #13 - fagnut
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Hearthstone
User avatar #32 to #13 - stefanovic
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Pokemon Red
User avatar #84 to #13 - axeaddonis
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Superman 64
User avatar #25 to #13 - greendroid
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Tetris
User avatar #14 to #13 - samoaspider
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pretty sure its Minecraft
User avatar #65 to #13 - pabloenis
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Darude Theft Sandstorm 6
User avatar #30 to #13 - ichtudirweh
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Sleeping Cats IV
User avatar #38 to #13 - lulzdealer
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Boku no Pico
#20 to #13 - KevinPutt
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GTA V
GTA V
#106 to #20 - yaybacon
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User avatar #31 to #13 - geofalke
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darude- sandstorm
User avatar #36 to #13 - turdmurpson
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gears of halo theft auto 5
#15 to #13 - sushirustle
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big robbery car V: Electric boogaloo
User avatar #17 to #13 - fredsulli
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Halo Theft life 3
User avatar #22 to #17 - gnalde
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thanks
User avatar #87 to #17 - adu
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You mean Halo Theft Life 2: Episode 2
#41 to #17 - anon id: ac66e27e
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i thinks it gears of halo theft auto 5
User avatar #43 to #17 - bongybalogna
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that's not even a game dude
#3 - chiefwahoo
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Comment Picture
User avatar #12 - meringueluka
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[Gavin screaming]
#24 to #12 - greendroid
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>Moments before screaming
#26 to #24 - thisxshitxisxhard
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only AH thing i got
only AH thing i got
User avatar #47 to #26 - dehnoobshow
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Time to rewatch The Melancholy a Haruhi while imagining the Esper to be Gavin.
#28 to #12 - sciencexplain
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Looking for this?
Looking for this?
#63 to #12 - scotlandhome
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#67 - manirock
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Comment Picture
#82 to #67 - vipox
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#16 - fredsulli
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**fredsulli rolled image**
#72 to #16 - fagnut
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That is glorious
User avatar #1 - charagrin
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Meanwhile in my game I can't even follow the speed limit on my side of the road without getting 3 stars and an explosion.
#66 - luquaz
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oh god do i try
oh god do i try
#29 - gosox
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#37 to #29 - valygomu
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User avatar #40 to #37 - takemythumb
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Show me a moose.
#44 to #40 - thelemonman
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A moose has bee shown