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#50 - crimsondarkness **User deleted account** (11/07/2013) [-]
I'm 5'4" and my bf is 6'3" so when I'm the big spoon, this is what happens:

*wrap arms around bf*

me: JETPACK INTIATED. LIFTOFF IN 5... 4... 3.. 2... 1..

him: babe no not this again

*furiously wiggle legs and make rocket noises til I get pushed off the bed*

mfw im pushed onto the millions of throw pillows/stuffed animals
User avatar #105 to #50 - daviid (11/07/2013) [-]
i wish my gil was like you, shes just a bitch
User avatar #100 to #50 - squeemonster (11/07/2013) [-]
I am absolutely gonna start doing that to mine (although he isn't that much taller than me) xDDD
User avatar #94 to #50 - fatoneatetwo (11/07/2013) [-]
I know that feel. My gf wraps her arms and legs around me when I'm leaving her house so that I stay longer. Cracks me up
*in a cute way
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#81 to #50 - nimithecat has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #107 to #81 - exclamation (11/07/2013) [-]
Because you're a cancerous cretin who should probably walk the other way.
User avatar #99 to #81 - sora2534 (11/07/2013) [-]
Whatever you say, you "euphoric" piece of piss.
User avatar #101 to #99 - nimithecat (11/07/2013) [-]
shut up femminist
User avatar #78 to #50 - zerosonaku (11/07/2013) [-]
I'm furiously jealous right now.
#68 to #50 - sanguinesolitude (11/07/2013) [-]
you sound kinda awesome
you sound kinda awesome
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