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User avatar #49 - kaiizel (11/07/2013) [-]
My boyfriend says when we spoon he finds it weird when my butt touches his crotch. Any thoughts?
#54 to #49 - lolsrsslybro (11/07/2013) [-]
maybe he's scared he'll pop a boner on you
User avatar #69 to #54 - mrgoodlove ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
I don't understand why if it's his gf though. I've spooned with female friends and avoided bum to groin touching in fear of an awkward boners, other than that he should be fine.
#120 to #69 - lolsrsslybro (11/08/2013) [-]
cuddle time is different than sexy time. but a guys' penis can't tell the difference.
User avatar #122 to #120 - mrgoodlove ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
But that doesn't mean he should fight the boner. Sometimes it's fun to poke her bum with it.
User avatar #103 to #69 - squeemonster (11/07/2013) [-]
I don't understand the concept of awkward boners really, your dick goes up when something looks/feels sexy (or sometimes even out of nowhere), if it was a total stranger in the street yea sure, awkward, but when it's a friend or crush or whatever I either giggle and make a joke (not to embarass, just to break the ice) or just take it as a ******* compliment.

Bonus story:

One time I was on the couch with a friend just cuddled (we had an hangover and couldn't give a **** about if we were too close or anything, we just wanted the room to stop spinning) watching tv, and eating some popcorn for breakfast (yep, hangovers) when the popcorn tub spilled all over him and as I was carelessly brushing him off he got a trouser tent. He looked at me in upmost fear and all I did was "Hooray for awkward boners!" and ballanced the tv remote on it. We laughed silly and that was the end of it. Is it so hard? (no pun intended)
User avatar #108 to #103 - exclamation (11/07/2013) [-]
If your hard-on was able to have a TV remote balanced on it, it might be that hard
User avatar #110 to #108 - squeemonster (11/07/2013) [-]
Not mine, his xD and nah, it was just a happy slightly pointy buldge
User avatar #53 to #49 - mrgoodlove ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
He might like boys.
#83 to #53 - nimithecat (11/07/2013) [-]
God damn I feel like the only heterosexual man in a gay bar, just hanging there to make his gay friend happy by joining him at the bar for his birthday;

The female users like dicks, the gay guys here like dicks, the "straight" guys here like futa(chicks with dicks), the lesbians like futa, and here I am, just.. an outcast not wanting the D.

i just can't keep up with the times...
User avatar #124 to #83 - keatontheghostfox (11/10/2013) [-]
I'm bi and I don't like futa, I find it weird.
User avatar #125 to #124 - nimithecat (11/10/2013) [-]
and i respect you
User avatar #121 to #83 - mrgoodlove ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
You wanna just ehangout?
User avatar #123 to #121 - nimithecat (11/09/2013) [-]
im up for it
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