Big Ass Sandwich. Check out the Shooter Sandwich for the proper ass recipe. IDGAF if this isn't how you do your , this is mine and it tasted like what I imagine shooter sandwich FJ Meat Steak om fucking nom
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#5 - mrallex
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(03/05/2014) [-]
Man I wish I could've seen the last picture.    
   
BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Man I wish I could've seen the last picture.

BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#23 - thegrayfox
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(03/06/2014) [-]
1. Make stupidly overkill meals like this.
2. Consume 2000 calories in one sitting
3. Wonder why you can't find a girl.
4. Claim girls only go for douche-bags.
User avatar #32 to #23 - BerryLicious [OP]
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(03/06/2014) [-]
Can't find a girl because I'm a straight woman, cooking for my brother. Moron.
#46 to #32 - karrotj
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(07/23/2014) [-]
I love you and this comment
User avatar #37 to #32 - thegrayfox
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(03/06/2014) [-]
Call me when he dies of a heart attack.
User avatar #24 to #23 - angelusprimus
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(03/06/2014) [-]
1. Make stupidly overkill meals like this
2. Cut it into five portions
3. Exercise
4. Understand that with portion control and regular exercise you can eat anything you want and not be a fatass
User avatar #27 to #24 - thegrayfox
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(03/06/2014) [-]
Heheh, I can tell I've pissed off the fatass nerds of the site.

>portion control
>doesn't realize 1 of those portions is 700 calories at least.
>thinks he can make up for it with an hour of workout
>red thumbs because of his double-chin

Keep the reds coming boys. Your fat-fueled rage is amusing.
User avatar #28 to #27 - angelusprimus
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Your math skills are epic.
You said 2000 calories in one sitting. I said cut it in five portions.
2000 / 5 = 400. Not 700.
Now lets say that most people here are in 19-30 age group, and do an hour of exercise every day, daily calorie needs are in average 2600 calories.
Which makes 400 calorie meal a fairly light meal.
People are not red thumbing you because they are fat, people are red thumbing you because you are one of those little bitches that has no self control, so they project on everyone else too.
User avatar #29 to #28 - thegrayfox
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(03/06/2014) [-]
>Retard thinks my ballpark estimate of 2000 calories was what I was dividing your numbers by... Lets do an actual ballpark estimate.
- An average white-flour loaf of bread has around 1500 calories by itself (assuming most people can't buy co-operative bread).
- By the looks of it, he put in at least 3 (maybe 4) steaks in. Comparing them to the paper towel behind them, they're AT LEAST 200 grams each. So, assuming there's the 3 visible ones, that's another ~1400 calories.
-Again, visual estimate, seems like there's ~100grams of cheddar cheese that's another 400 calories.
-2 slices of ham (that I can see) is around 150 calories
Can't really estimate how much of the onion, garlic, mushroom and sauce he used.
Without those things, the sandwich stands at at least 3450 calories. Add another hundred for the stuff I can't estimate. That's 3550 calories.
3550 / 5 = You guessed it, 710 calories.
Keep in mind, it takes 3500 calories = 1lb = ~450g of body weight, if not burned.
2600 calories of daily diet? For what kind of human?
You would need to be 185cm and around 100Kg in order to have a TTDE of ~2600 calories, assuming you don't exercise. Which is true for most people on earth.
Assuming you're ~175cm, 70Kg and do 5 hours a week of moderate exercise, your TTDE would be ~2700 calories.
For most humans, that number doesn't even come CLOSE.
For most humans, doing about 3 hours of light exercise, with average weight/height the TOP TTDE is ~2300 calories.
Now please, tell me more about my math skills, and how I'm a bitch that "projects on others".
#38 to #29 - afreeti
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(03/07/2014) [-]
lets try it with real numbers now

tesco bread tiger loaf 285 calories tinyurl.com/lathzq31
3x boneless rib eye steaks 500 per that's 1500 tinyurl.com/lv2lm9z
2x garlic 4 calories each that's 8
2x shallots 7 each that's 14
3x peices of ham assuming 40 calories thats 120
2x ounces of smoked cheddar 200 calories tinyurl.com/kfz5ndu
total calories in sandwhich 2127
"sauces wil lvary but most are less then 50 even when slathered on there"

ive made one of these before and it took about 5 days for me to eat it and that was sharing it with my brother
User avatar #39 to #38 - thegrayfox
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(03/07/2014) [-]
You highly underestimate the calorie count of most white breads, seeing as on average, they weight around 600g.

If you made a mini-version of something like this, that's fine... This thing isn't mini in any way.

That thing is easily over 3500 calories. Not to mention from which nutrients are those calories coming from.

#40 to #39 - afreeti
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the loaf one was wrong on my part pulled the wrong link
its actually 230 calores per 100 gram
so that 1380
putting in the new numbers thats
(1380 +1500+22 + 120+200)
or 3222 calories
not over 3500 but close
User avatar #41 to #40 - thegrayfox
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See, see only reason our numbers differ by that little, is our estimation of how much stuff is there + the type of bread you use, and as I've said... White breads can easily go for 1500 calories.

All in all, making a sandwich of this size is insane. There's no need for it. Plus, once cooked, I highly doubt that mushroom-cheese combo is gonna taste good after day 2, even if you do put it in an air-tight bag.
#42 to #41 - afreeti
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actually because of how its cooked it doesn't go bad till about a week
a rough average for one of these sandwhiches could safetly be said to be 3200-3600 calories
User avatar #43 to #42 - thegrayfox
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(03/07/2014) [-]
Didn't say it was gonna go bad. I said it wasn't gonna taste that good.

After a day, bread becomes brittle, unless the bread is high-end and expensive.
Cheese becomes stone after 2 days.

Sure you could still try to eat it when you reheat it, but to me it seems like a lot of hassle, just so one could say they ate this EpicMealtime-wannabie monster.
User avatar #30 to #29 - thegrayfox
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inb4 i said TTDE instead of TDEE.
#9 - thisoneworks
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(03/06/2014) [-]
good OC for a change, this is definitely a tasty looking sandwich.

for future reference crush your garlic with the flat of your blade or palm before chopping it, it allows the juices out and gives your food a stronger garlic taste. also investing in something larger then a pearing knife will make your life a whole lot easier.

keep the recipes coming mate
User avatar #11 to #9 - BerryLicious [OP]
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Cheers bro, I'll remember that
User avatar #19 to #9 - zerotzallander
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(03/06/2014) [-]
Mind handing out more tips?
or perhaps got other recipes? :3
User avatar #35 to #19 - thisoneworks
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what would you like to know ?
User avatar #36 to #35 - zerotzallander
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hmm an easy cheap recipe?
User avatar #21 to #9 - daentraya
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(03/06/2014) [-]
That sounds a lot like something i heard in HP. Just wanted to mention it, because whatever
#16 - bookieblaster
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(03/06/2014) [-]
if anyone wants
User avatar #17 to #16 - lozengekat
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(03/06/2014) [-]
Thankyou! I've been looking for this! Want to make one for my boyfriend
#25 to #16 - fbiagent
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i made this once... its ******* delightful
User avatar #10 - hazelino
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User avatar #12 to #10 - terafyde
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How many ******* mushrooms man..
User avatar #26 - paradox
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(03/06/2014) [-]
so youre beautiful & you can cook? youre going to make a special someone very happy 1 day
User avatar #31 to #26 - BerryLicious [OP]
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(03/06/2014) [-]
I hope so, and thank you for saying so x
User avatar #18 - lozengekat
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BerryLicious, as I said to the guy below, I wana try and make one of these for my boyfriend, so was it easy to make? and why do you have to flatten it? Doesnt it ruin it?

Oh and thank you, I have been looking for how to make this sandwich for ages but couldn't remember what it was called !
User avatar #20 to #18 - revanmal
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(03/06/2014) [-]
Flattening it melds all the layers together a bit and makes it small enough to, y'know, fit in your mouth. Otherwise you're trying to fit your jaws around a whole loaf of bread and that ****** hard if you aren't a python.
User avatar #22 to #20 - lozengekat
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(03/06/2014) [-]
Ah okai, I see it all now some of it

Thank you very much for sharing your wisdom with me
User avatar #33 to #18 - BerryLicious [OP]
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(03/06/2014) [-]
Hey hon, it's fairly easy to do, you just have to make sure you've prepared your bread and stuff before cooking all the ingredients. And you flatten it so it's easier to eat and everything's all together for a big old mouthful of flavour. I hope your boyfriend enjoys it, my brother sure did!
User avatar #44 to #33 - lozengekat
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(03/19/2014) [-]
Hey! Sorry this is a late reply, just taken on another job so havent had much time for myself! But thankyou for the advice! I will let you know how it goes lol
User avatar #45 to #44 - BerryLicious [OP]
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(03/19/2014) [-]
Excellent, best of luck!
#14 - etherealcereal
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(03/06/2014) [-]
What a beautiful and delicious looking sandwich. But given the effort involved, I have to ask: aside from the three hours it takes to flatten it out, about how much time in prep would you say you have for something like this?
User avatar #34 to #14 - BerryLicious [OP]
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Depending on how organised you are, not too long. You have to hollow your bread, chop your stuff, fry the steak... I guess it depends on your ingredients too. It took me about half an hour, prep and cooking in total.
#7 - dejax
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(03/06/2014) [-]
Looks like this depending on whats in the sandwich, what type of bread you used and how heavy a weight you put on and for how long.
#6 - thiotez
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(03/05/2014) [-]
************ I want one
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