Also you have had a chip inplanted. You didn't notice it because it was the put in your drink by the stripper who was fondling you when you were smooking some weed in the local coffeeshop. But now every dutch person gets a automated text when you get within a 100 meters of a windmill You can trie to escape but I'll only give you one clou: you can recocnize our secret toursit police by their wooden shoes and their bleached toupee