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Imagine finding a dragon egg one day,
and it hatches in your house and
thinks youve its morn. Then the next
morning you wake up and find this
mini dragon has gathered all the loose
change and shiny objects in your
house in a pile, and is gnawing on a
nickel. And then when you take it out
for walks, it picks up every coin it sees
cause its a hoarder. And your house is
eventually full of coins. And you are
rich. And have a dragon.
thead :
Imagine finding a jaw egg one day,
and it hatches in your house and
thinks youve its mom. Then the next
morning you wake up and find this
mini jaw has gathered all the loose
change and shiny objects in your
house in a pile, and is gnawing on a
nickel. And then when you take it out
for walks, it picks up every coin it sees
cause its a hoarder. And your house is
eventually full of coins. And you are
rich. And have a jew
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Submitted: 04/06/2015
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User avatar #2 - blakethewizard (04/06/2015) [-]
Racist. Not all Jews love money like that, hell, BARELY ANY JEW LIKES MONEY LIKE THAT.
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User avatar #7 to #2 - fapcat (04/06/2015) [-]
ayy lmao
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#4 to #2 - joemamaa ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
found the jew
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User avatar #5 to #4 - blakethewizard (04/06/2015) [-]
Found the racist
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#13 to #4 - Pred ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
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#15 to #2 - swiftarrow (04/07/2015) [-]
Weak troll. Try harder.
Blocking your profile makes it too obvious.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - therealjohncena [OP](04/06/2015) [-]
you smell like kosher
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User avatar #6 to #3 - blakethewizard (04/06/2015) [-]
You smell racist
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#1 - zelenizub (04/06/2015) [-]
Don't Jew just want one..? terrible pun
Don't Jew just want one..? terrible pun
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#8 - chaoticlaw (04/06/2015) [-]
I honestly couldn't trust myself with a dragon egg. CoC has taught me that much.
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User avatar #9 to #8 - anomorphous (04/06/2015) [-]
ember worst waifu not even wolfhorsecock
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User avatar #10 to #9 - hawkblade (04/06/2015) [-]
Well Any Waifu if Better than No Waifu. I love CoC So Much.
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User avatar #11 to #10 - anomorphous (04/06/2015) [-]
I stopped playing it after I read about how much of a dick fenoxo was. also fetishes/tastes changed.
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User avatar #17 to #11 - brokentrucker ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
Wut he do?
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User avatar #12 to #11 - hawkblade (04/06/2015) [-]
Well to Each their own. I also Still have a Growing List of Fetishes, It's Wierd.
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#18 - furrysheaperd (04/07/2015) [-]
jews come from eggs? i thought they clawed their way out of spawning pits like orcs
jews come from eggs? i thought they clawed their way out of spawning pits like orcs
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User avatar #19 to #18 - therealjohncena [OP](04/07/2015) [-]
ofc, their noses resemble bird beaks for a reason you know
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#16 - anon (04/07/2015) [-]
My Jew is very well trained, he uses the toilet and everything, but for some reason he won't go anywhere near the oven.
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#14 - rushreaper (04/07/2015) [-]
**rushreaper used "*roll picture*"**
**rushreaper rolled image** what hatches from my egg
 
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