Beta. Not even once.. i'm drunk, what do you want from meeee. I gave up on life when I picked up this girl' s phone and saw my contact name as "Free Food" 11 5
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Beta. Not even once.

i'm drunk, what do you want from meeee

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I gave up on life when I picked up this girl' s phone
and saw my contact name as "Free Food"
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Submitted: 03/16/2014
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User avatar #5 - joaomartins ONLINE (03/16/2014) [+] (11 replies)
What a ******* bitch
#2 - hateminad (03/16/2014) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #6 to #2 - Steinwolf (03/16/2014) [-]
Roughly translated: This is an XXXXXL ****** .
#12 - infinitereaper (03/16/2014) [+] (6 replies)
>conduct a plan   
>Give her free food   
>all the free food she can eat   
>cake, Chinese food, chocolate, all she can eat   
>be subtle at first, but slowly get her used to stuffing her face   
>watch her become addicted to food and fatten up   
>she will slowly become dependent on you   
>she might even be willing to give up cow pussy but don't go for it   
>raise her to become land whale, when she is ready for market   
>stop feeding her and release her into the wild   
>change your contact name for her in your phone   
>"Moby-Dick"   
>bitch can get her own Mcnuggets
>conduct a plan
>Give her free food
>all the free food she can eat
>cake, Chinese food, chocolate, all she can eat
>be subtle at first, but slowly get her used to stuffing her face
>watch her become addicted to food and fatten up
>she will slowly become dependent on you
>she might even be willing to give up cow pussy but don't go for it
>raise her to become land whale, when she is ready for market
>stop feeding her and release her into the wild
>change your contact name for her in your phone
>"Moby-Dick"
>bitch can get her own Mcnuggets
User avatar #4 - rheago (03/16/2014) [+] (4 replies)
My contact name is Swagboi9000
I should kill myself I think
User avatar #14 - weepingpancakes (03/16/2014) [-]
>make her brownies with laxatives mixed in
>her stomach/anus cant handle
>tell her you can't deal with her ****
#61 - irishpunker (03/17/2014) [-]
Next time give her a full bowl of sugar-free Gummy Bears...all for herself.
#43 - maggiebella (03/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Maybe she means free "Sausage"
#40 - flowerpotofdeath (03/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
how about you start putting food on your dick?
#13 - alruneia ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
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User avatar #49 - karson (03/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
take her to an expensive restaurant, let her order all the expensive **** she wants, then just leave her there.
#81 - herbolifee (03/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
> Ask girl out to expensive restaurant on you
> Eat lots of stuff
> "Brb gotta take a dump"
> Bail
> MFW
User avatar #52 - shagtastic (03/17/2014) [-]
**shagtastic rolled a random comment #969702 posted by sixroller at Friendly ** :
I was whoring for attention well before you were here.
User avatar #16 - catpower (03/16/2014) [+] (5 replies)
give her so much free food she becomes a whale
User avatar #11 - iamcanadian (03/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
> Wait for her to call and ask if she could hang out at your place
> say sure
> She comes over
> Asks for a snack.
> then you say it
> "What do i look like FREE FOOD?"

If she isnt retarded as a bag of grass clippings, she'll know what you're getting at
#71 - include (03/17/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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#60 - kaboomz (03/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**kaboomz 's is experiencing incoherent rage**
#58 - acemcgunner (03/17/2014) [-]
oh heavenly bro in the holy heavens, bless our lost bro for thy are in the foodzone. amen.
#53 - hulonation (03/17/2014) [-]
this post again
#36 - shime (03/16/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Oh my god. Do girls seriously do this?!?!?!    
I've only ever renamed guys like Antonio Meat-a-balls, or Reptar Jesus. Hell, i thought Gasthe Jewliens was pushing it.   
That is absolutely, incredibly, ridiculously 						******					 up and I feel so sorry for anybody that has to go through that. I would slap the bitch for you.
Oh my god. Do girls seriously do this?!?!?!
I've only ever renamed guys like Antonio Meat-a-balls, or Reptar Jesus. Hell, i thought Gasthe Jewliens was pushing it.
That is absolutely, incredibly, ridiculously ****** up and I feel so sorry for anybody that has to go through that. I would slap the bitch for you.
#8 - pxthreezerothree (03/16/2014) [-]
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