Do you want the FJ logo slapped across your man meat while the G-String slowly flosses your ass like the tongues of hundreds of anons? If so, then this is the product for you. This thong is made of the highest quality Cotton and Spandex, creating a silky and smooth feeling which runs over the steeple, down through the village, across the taint, and straight over the barking spider. The thong comes in black, (for only the classiest of faggots. Probably bronies, I don't ******* know) white, (for the virgin in you. Yes, all of you. You no life pillow humping tear jerkers) and lastly, red. (For the faggot that wants everyone to know he's a faggot, at a simple glance.)
These thongs come in a small, medium, and large. Because let's be honest, if you're an XL or larger, you shouldn't be wearing a thong anyways.
Act now and they'll even give you the special deal of two for the price of two. Buy all three colors and you'll get the satisfaction of having a bunch of pansy underwear that nobody is ever going to see because you're so much of a dumbass faggot that you thought spending 50 dollars on womans panties was a good idea.
tl;dr: The FunnyJunk webstore has thongs for sale for the low low price of 15 dollars.