Best thing on FJ's webstore (Read desc). Do you want the FJ logo slapped across your man meat while the G-String slowly flosses your ass like the tongues of hun
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Best thing on FJ's webstore (Read desc)

Do you want the FJ logo slapped across your man meat while the G-String slowly flosses your ass like the tongues of hundreds of anons? If so, then this is the product for you. This thong is made of the highest quality Cotton and Spandex, creating a silky and smooth feeling which runs over the steeple, down through the village, across the taint, and straight over the barking spider. The thong comes in black, (for only the classiest of ******* . Probably bronies, I don't ******* know) white, (for the virgin in you. Yes, all of you. You no life pillow ******* tear jerkers) and lastly, red. (For the ****** that wants everyone to know he's a ****** , at a simple glance.)
These thongs come in a small, medium, and large. Because let's be honest, if you're an XL or larger, you shouldn't be wearing a thong anyways.
Act now and they'll even give you the special deal of two for the price of two. Buy all three colors and you'll get the satisfaction of having a bunch of pansy underwear that nobody is ever going to see because you're so much of a dumbass ****** that you thought spending 50 dollars on womans panties was a good idea.

tl;dr: The FunnyJunk webstore has thongs for sale for the low low price of 15 dollars.

funnyjunkshop.spreadshirt.com/fj-thong-A8705509/customize/color/2

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Submitted: 01/15/2014
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#4 - reginleaf (01/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I know I have a 4chan post for this...

Ah yes, here we are.
#2 - ihearcolors (01/15/2014) [-]
Well I never thought I would see the day we started selling women's underwear.
#1 - ratytang (01/15/2014) [-]
Worn by admin himself
#3 - orgeeswife (01/15/2014) [-]
But don't post a pic of someone wearing it though... because you'll get banned.
But don't post a pic of someone wearing it though... because you'll get banned.
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