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User avatar #48 - kingxddd [OP]
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(03/23/2014) [+] (22 children)
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ok i shouldnt be here
#92 to #48 - anon id: 06aa847d
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(03/23/2014) [-]
Stfu, piece of ****
User avatar #93 to #92 - kingxddd [OP]
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Oops posted as anon
#95 to #93 - prozack
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

so funny

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
User avatar #134 to #48 - freepotatoe
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(03/23/2014) [-]
stop saying that
#147 to #48 - MegalordMarcus
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(03/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, you really shouldn't
User avatar #151 to #48 - imnotkickthecat
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iguesssolol
User avatar #152 to #48 - sociocat
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(03/23/2014) [-]
you just got everyone to give a **** about you
User avatar #172 to #48 - guanyu
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(03/23/2014) [-]
I don't get it.
User avatar #180 to #48 - dragx
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(03/23/2014) [-]
Why do you keep doing this?
#202 to #48 - smokekusheveryday
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#87 to #48 - aherorising
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Comment Picture
User avatar #98 to #48 - elgrind
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(03/23/2014) [-]
Shut up please.
#82 to #48 - Lilstow
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(03/23/2014) [-]
#145 to #82 - anon id: 25eda4e7
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User avatar #158 to #145 - azryahmad
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(03/23/2014) [-]
wat
User avatar #120 to #48 - steppenwolfvg
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(03/23/2014) [-]
Will this finally be over when you reach -400?
#77 to #48 - notafunnyguy
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(03/23/2014) [-]
le bait fish
#94 to #48 - kampi
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#136 to #48 - urchinator
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(03/23/2014) [-]
but why?

are you trying to quit funnyjunk, but just can't get yourself to leave?

does your mom not let you?

are you illegally stealing your neighbours internet?

are you conducting a social experiment on us funnyjunk users?
#96 to #48 - reekballs
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(03/23/2014) [-]
And at that point, i started to question the credibility of the mods on this site
User avatar #187 to #96 - douevensax
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(03/23/2014) [-]
I know, they suck.
User avatar #169 to #96 - willisteal
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(03/23/2014) [-]
I don't get it
#13 - clechyl
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User avatar #37 to #13 - puut
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(03/23/2014) [-]
That hits a little too close to home.
#59 - theseamonster
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(03/23/2014) [-]
I tried.
#197 to #59 - umppis
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(03/23/2014) [-]
and you succeeded, have some green
#165 to #59 - penileburglar
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#72 - sprites
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(03/23/2014) [-]
just saying.
#168 to #72 - helpthepeople
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(03/23/2014) [-]
how are you caught on snapchat?
User avatar #185 to #168 - sprites
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(03/23/2014) [-]
by posting it on funnyjunk.
#214 to #72 - anon id: 672ccf86
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(04/02/2014) [-]
**** off, sprites.
User avatar #215 to #214 - sprites
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(04/02/2014) [-]
Wow rude.
User avatar #133 to #72 - Faz
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(03/23/2014) [-]
Breaks are a thing that exist.
#141 to #133 - givememoarpony
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(03/23/2014) [-]
not to some people.
not to some people.
User avatar #140 to #133 - fishinyourface
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(03/23/2014) [-]
I think it's more about the fact that she's representing a company since she's in uniform. of course it might be harder to tell but it looks like starbucks. if someone can identify the company she works for, it would give it a bad image
User avatar #138 to #133 - lolme
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(03/23/2014) [-]
He's probably a sand ******, the only break they get occurs at the time of death.
#6 - guu
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#57 to #6 - gilleeyjon
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#22 to #6 - komandantmirkoo
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#58 to #22 - solideogloria
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You've got a liberal definition of "snarky".
User avatar #7 to #6 - lolollo
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(03/22/2014) [-]
Looks like a clear piece people with piercings keep in their stud holes to keep them from closing.
User avatar #97 to #7 - rikter
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(03/23/2014) [-]
It's so small that I just now noticed it.
User avatar #8 to #6 - rasorburn
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(03/22/2014) [-]
Her nose ring?
#43 - Yojimbo
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(03/23/2014) [-]
> Be working for Dominoes as driver   
> Online order comes through   
> Specifically Timed order for 5:30   
> Few orders pass by   
> 5:17, grab delivery and go   
> House is at the top of this huge hill   
> Speed up blasting tunes   
> Arrive and ring doorbell   
> Check phone out of curiosity   
> 5:30 on the dot   
> ********.jpg   
> Customer answers the door frowning   
> Give her her order, she is clearly upset   
> "I'm sorry ma'am, is everything there?"   
> "Yes it's all here, but now the pizza is going to get cold"   
> I don't understand   
> "My husband and I had wanted it closer to 6, we aren't ready to eat yet"   
> MFW they want an order to get there at 6, so naturally time it for 5:30   
> MFW they don't tip me because I was right on time   
> MFW this makes me question people's expectations of how long pizza drivers take   
> MFW they apparently aren't willing to let the pizza sit in the oven so it won't get cold
> Be working for Dominoes as driver
> Online order comes through
> Specifically Timed order for 5:30
> Few orders pass by
> 5:17, grab delivery and go
> House is at the top of this huge hill
> Speed up blasting tunes
> Arrive and ring doorbell
> Check phone out of curiosity
> 5:30 on the dot
> ********.jpg
> Customer answers the door frowning
> Give her her order, she is clearly upset
> "I'm sorry ma'am, is everything there?"
> "Yes it's all here, but now the pizza is going to get cold"
> I don't understand
> "My husband and I had wanted it closer to 6, we aren't ready to eat yet"
> MFW they want an order to get there at 6, so naturally time it for 5:30
> MFW they don't tip me because I was right on time
> MFW this makes me question people's expectations of how long pizza drivers take
> MFW they apparently aren't willing to let the pizza sit in the oven so it won't get cold
User avatar #62 to #43 - IamWhoIam
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(03/23/2014) [-]
>Be noon driver today
>Fairly slow
>Order comes in for 3 Pizzas, Cinna Stix and 2 extra iciings.
>Assistant Manager boxes them infront of me
>Watch him put in the extra iciings
>Get in car, check to make sure they're still there
>Arrive at house, two small children answer the door
>Here you go mister *Exact change plus 2 dollar tip on $35 order*
>Rage internally and get back to store
>Take another delivery
>Get back to store
>"IamWhoIam order 216 says you forgot the iciing but I put them in it and I saw you check they were there sooo take your next run and I'll get back to you on what to do"
>Get back to store again "IamWhoIam, they've called FIVE ******* TIMES BITCHING ABOUT THEIR ICIING BRING THEM SOME MORE I GUESS" take next run and like 5 iciings
>Get there after my run and ring doorbell
>Pissed off Soccermom level 9000 opens door
>"ABOUT ******* TIME WE'VE BEEN WAITING ON THIS FOREVER" (actually probably like 20 minutes) "NOW I 5 FREE PIZZAS AND A REFUND OR I'M CALLING CORPORATE" "I'm sorry ma'ma I'm sure they got delivered the first time but here take your iciings. You're free to call corporate but know it may end up being a huge waste of time"
>Lady ends up calling store 5 more times to scream at Assistant Manager
>AM Records a message of her using profanity against him to defend against corporate's inevitable ********* Calls cops because constant calls are interfering with business
>Regional Manager calls and says we handled the situation well enough but to remember our "Customer is always right" says yeah I'll take your words this time over her's




Such is life delivering pizzas in suburbia.
#100 to #62 - SergeantPWN
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First time I've ever snapped at a customer:

>Be closing manager
>30 minutes until close
>8 deliveries are ready to go (I always have the worst luck)
>Hans Dirka calls the store angrily asking where his internet order was
>Pull his order up while he screams at me in Sand Language and sees that it was placed at 11:39:55
>It is ******* 11:59, basically 20 minutes on the dot.
>Dirka tells me it's been an hour for his food
>Mfw
>"Sir, you placed your internet order at 11:39. Do you know what time it is?"
>"IT IS 12:00 AND AN HOUR SINCE I ORDERED. YOU ARE LATE."
>"No sir, I am not late. It has been TWENTY. MINUTES. Since you ordered. As in, ONE-THIRD of an hour. Do the math."
>Dirka goes silent because he knows I'm right.
>He finally admits it and apologizes.
User avatar #208 to #100 - IamWhoIam
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Please tell me this isn't happening at 11:59 PM.

How ******* busy was your store having 8 Runs up THAT late at night holy **** man.
User avatar #212 to #208 - SergeantPWN
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(03/24/2014) [-]
College town, man. Happens to us fairly frequently.
User avatar #213 to #212 - IamWhoIam
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Makes WAY more sense. I'm in a large suburb so we have super high order counts during peak hours but otherwise it's fairly steady and orders taper off at like 9 or 10.
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User avatar #157 to #100 - sonicschall
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Atleast he apologized.
User avatar #1 - superpats
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how does one differentiate between dine in and carry out with a mocha?
#2 to #1 - spyter
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(03/22/2014) [-]
thats the joke people
thats the joke people
User avatar #5 to #1 - hukedonfonics
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(03/22/2014) [-]
ceramic cup vs to-go cup
User avatar #17 to #5 - tolikbro
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(03/23/2014) [-]
But it looks like she works at Starbucks. Don't they use only to-go cups?
User avatar #44 to #17 - drainbamage
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(03/23/2014) [-]
Ex Sbucks employee here, They do have ceramic for here cups, theres nothing that benefits it except you get a fancy ******* up to drink your $5.04 Venti White Chocolate Mocha with 2 extra pumps of white mocha, 2 splenda, and well stirred cause they're too ******* lazy to add it *****************.
User avatar #65 to #44 - dongers
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(03/23/2014) [-]
Ok i have to ask you something somewhat related but i have to ask just because i can't get a good answer from anyone.
I can't ******* decide what kind of coffee i should get when i go to a coffee place and I don't want to waste money drinking a few sips of 5 different coffee types until i find something i kinda like.
Could you suggest something for me to try so i know which direction to go please? You probably need something more than "which is good" so ill ask for something along the lines of chocolate and a little toned down on the coffee taste and plenty of caffeine but decently sweet to transition into more intense coffee.

TL;DR: What is best coffee for noobs?
User avatar #80 to #65 - drainbamage
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Well what do you prefer? something strong with a bold taste, or do you want something sweet that will make your tastebuds flutter and make your asshole pucker with delight?
User avatar #83 to #80 - dongers
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tastebuds fluttering and my asshole pucking with delight sounds like me
User avatar #84 to #83 - drainbamage
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Get a black and white mocha, ask for all the pumps and with an extra shot of espresso for an extra kick. If its not sweet enough add 2 sugars.
User avatar #85 to #84 - drainbamage
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and if you don't add the sugar yourself you're an asshole
User avatar #90 to #85 - dongers
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thankyou, and i will be sure to add the sugar myself
Personally i find it best if you have it on the go to just start drinking it on its own and put a couple sugars in my pocket and if i feel its not sugary enough then add one when i get a few minutes.
User avatar #131 to #65 - aakii
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Get a frozen blended coffee with whatever flavor (mocha, hazelnut, vanilla etc.) you like added. It's like a coffee flavored icee.
#69 to #65 - anon id: 317977a3
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If you just want caffine and chocolate just buy some chocolate milk and disolve some caffine pills in it, depending on the pills its cheaper then starbucks
#105 to #17 - Jameshaich
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I got a hot chocolate there last week.
I didn't know they had ceramic cups.
I wanted to go so badly...
User avatar #32 to #5 - pwnagraphy
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.....people actually give a **** about mug vs paper cup.....

If you want a mug stay the **** home and make some damn coffee
#20 - uguuu
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User avatar #11 - ishitniggers
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i thought that nose ring was a booger for far too long.
#4 - include
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