Best product ever. . or A viii: pair of chutes
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User avatar #1 - aldkai (08/31/2014) [+] (11 replies)
User avatar #2 to #1 - Nahyon ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
"I'm dead, bye!"
#6 - goseikiba (08/31/2014) [+] (12 replies)
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User avatar #19 - PetroleumPinecone (09/01/2014) [-]
Time to lose all the thumbs I gained on my last comment.
1) Family and friends would complain.
2) There are such things as reserve chutes, and I bet you if you had to use that you would be complaining like hell about the failure of the main.
3) People have survived falls of thousands of feet without a parachute. Some lucky devil whose parachute failed to open still survived and complained more than a little.
4) There have been instances of instructors grasping hold of other parachutists to save their asses (although as the cumulative mass of the two exceeds the mass / surface area ratio for safe landing of most parachutes I don't know how well this ended for them).

And just to wrap up my 4 in the morning autism: that's a paraglider, not a parachute (although modern parachutes do use that ram-air design, so there I may be wrong).

User avatar #28 - pewdiepieisbestpie (09/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
it's because the person will propably die and wo'nt be able to say if it worked or not... DUH!
User avatar #21 - becefalus ONLINE (09/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Peggy Hill did
#7 - flyinarrow ONLINE (08/31/2014) [+] (5 replies)
that is a very dark joke


i giggled
User avatar #18 to #7 - kennyh (09/01/2014) [-]
What do you call a 5 year old with no friends?
a Sandy Hook survivor.

THAT is a dark joke.
#32 - malexandercalamity (09/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
#62 - rexnocturna (09/01/2014) [-]
If your chute doesn't open you have the rest of your life to figure out why.
User avatar #58 - tigronn ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
the families of people who have died like that
User avatar #57 - undercow (09/01/2014) [-]
funny thing those parachute manufacturers... they don't pack the chutes, if it doesn't open its because you ****** up.
#47 - Elemental (09/01/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Except there are documented cases of people living after their chutes didn't open.
#23 - captnpl (09/01/2014) [-]
for very long.
User avatar #67 - reican (09/01/2014) [-]
survivors did.
User avatar #46 - tranquilizer (09/01/2014) [-]
I tried to look for the joke in the picture for five minutes
man I'm stupid
User avatar #39 - severepwner (09/01/2014) [-]
What if the main didn't open but the reserve did? No one complained?
#25 - anonexplains (09/01/2014) [-]
Except they have, ******* .

Also that poor bastard is gonna be ****** when he lands in all them trees.
User avatar #22 - justaperson (09/01/2014) [-]
My uncle did.
User avatar #11 - eriktheviking (08/31/2014) [-]
Actually a few have, but not many.
User avatar #10 - alexdelooze (08/31/2014) [-]
If they complain it isn't for long
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