Best product ever. . or A viii: pair of chutes
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#6 - goseikiba (08/31/2014) [-]
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#12 to #6 - uhduhello (08/31/2014) [-]
If that were me, I.....I would **** my pants.
User avatar #35 to #12 - perform (09/01/2014) [-]
Looks like your mother did, 12 years ago.
User avatar #15 to #6 - deadmansdope (09/01/2014) [-]
I'm surprised that he's not falling faster on account of his balls of steel.
User avatar #16 to #15 - casinoer (09/01/2014) [-]
I thought everything falls at the same speed. Huh, guess Galileo was wrong.
#17 to #16 - kanyesfishsticks (09/01/2014) [-]
No, they only accelerate at the same speed. Terminal velocity is different for everything.
User avatar #20 to #17 - meathooksodomy (09/01/2014) [-]
That only applies when there's air resistance right? In vaccum velocity will always be the same.

Correct me if I'm wrong.
#44 to #20 - John Cena (09/01/2014) [-]
You are 100% correct.
#68 to #20 - kanyesfishsticks (09/02/2014) [-]
No need to correct you, you're correct.
User avatar #26 to #20 - toastiepie (09/01/2014) [-]
The velocity always being the same in a vacuum is caused by the acceleration being the same, assuming the same starting point and initial velocity that is
User avatar #45 to #16 - WhitePimp (09/01/2014) [-]
not if there is wind
Something something acted upon by another force
User avatar #19 - PetroleumPinecone (09/01/2014) [-]
Time to lose all the thumbs I gained on my last comment.
1) Family and friends would complain.
2) There are such things as reserve chutes, and I bet you if you had to use that you would be complaining like hell about the failure of the main.
3) People have survived falls of thousands of feet without a parachute. Some lucky devil whose parachute failed to open still survived and complained more than a little.
4) There have been instances of instructors grasping hold of other parachutists to save their asses (although as the cumulative mass of the two exceeds the mass / surface area ratio for safe landing of most parachutes I don't know how well this ended for them).

And just to wrap up my 4 in the morning autism: that's a paraglider, not a parachute (although modern parachutes do use that ram-air design, so there I may be wrong).

User avatar #27 to #1 - hor (09/01/2014) [-]
Didn't hear him complaining.
User avatar #8 to #1 - zytherman (08/31/2014) [-]
If that was me, the stream of terrified piss and **** I would be letting off would allow me to slow down before hitting the ground.
#29 to #1 - swagbot (09/01/2014) [-]
Landing in backberries.   
Guess one's adrenaline would be pumping so hard that you probably wouldn't give a 			****		.
Landing in backberries.

Guess one's adrenaline would be pumping so hard that you probably wouldn't give a **** .
User avatar #30 to #1 - demcupcakes (09/01/2014) [-]
Just imagine that you know you are about to die. Just having to accept it, but then living. That's life changing **** man.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Nahyon ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
"I'm dead, bye!"
User avatar #3 to #2 - aldkai (08/31/2014) [-]
I'd probably have yelled something like "Am I metal yet"

Or "Valhalla here I come"

Or " **** you mom"
#4 to #3 - auryn (08/31/2014) [-]
Valhalla is only for those who have died in the battlefield, have achieved glory in combat or exceptionel heroism in any other way.
User avatar #9 to #4 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
Skydive with a Battle Ax, aim for Ferguson rioters.
User avatar #48 to #9 - assassindash (09/01/2014) [-]
That will be how I choose to die, Ill have have angel wings nailed into me, ill have a huge ass midevil weapon, and ill ******* dive bomb the Vatican from 100,000 feet in the air. The last thing ill see will be a bunch of christian priests thinking they pissed off God. It will be beautiful.

Worse case scenario, I actually piss off God, or some variation of one, and end up in hell. Don't care, scared the holy **** out of the priests.
User avatar #5 to #4 - aldkai (08/31/2014) [-]
If I will embrace death when I fall,it is because I will not be ashamed of the life I lived.And there is no more glorious way to live than with honour and strenght.

I certainly do hope I will be given the opportunity to not die of old age in my own piss.
User avatar #36 to #3 - juicyy (09/01/2014) [-]
more like "MOMMMMIIIII"
User avatar #21 - becefalus (09/01/2014) [-]
Peggy Hill did
#37 to #21 - hashtronaut (09/01/2014) [-]
i was going to post a picture from that episode but figured SOMEONE said it by now already

oh well
#41 to #32 - handerpants (09/01/2014) [-]
Why. Why doth thou even.
User avatar #56 to #41 - turdsammich (09/01/2014) [-]
i dont give a dimmadamn bout **** accept for dimmadabs them thangs get me higher than hell
#53 to #32 - viviannjames (09/01/2014) [-]
No one because we'll be glad you'll be dead.
No one because we'll be glad you'll be dead.
User avatar #64 to #53 - cocktopuss (09/01/2014) [-]
Vivian james is one fat ****
#62 - rexnocturna (09/01/2014) [-]
If your chute doesn't open you have the rest of your life to figure out why.
User avatar #58 - tigronn (09/01/2014) [-]
the families of people who have died like that
User avatar #57 - undercow (09/01/2014) [-]
funny thing those parachute manufacturers... they don't pack the chutes, if it doesn't open its because you ****** up.
#47 - Elemental (09/01/2014) [-]
Except there are documented cases of people living after their chutes didn't open.
#49 to #47 - thorseph (09/01/2014) [-]
but they don't complain, cause they are happy to be alive!
#50 to #49 - Elemental (09/01/2014) [-]
In one case the guy was caught in a storm and spent 45 minutes in a cloud because the up drafts were strong enough to keep him there. It would have taken him like 7 minutes to fall to earth normally and he almost died of pneumonia.
#51 to #50 - thorseph (09/01/2014) [-]
that's actually cool, a heart wrenching experience at the time i'm sure, but he was basically flying, i'm sure he looks back on it fondly
#52 to #51 - Elemental (09/01/2014) [-]
I think he was shot down in another war so no.
#54 to #52 - thorseph (09/01/2014) [-]
another war? what?
User avatar #59 to #54 - jackknapp (09/01/2014) [-]
It happened during a war, the guy was a pilot and had to eject during the storm. His parachute didnt open.
I think thats the story.
#60 to #59 - thorseph (09/01/2014) [-]
-shrug- one of the better flashbacks in your post dramatic stress induction... if he had lived...
#23 - captnpl ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
for very long.
User avatar #28 - pewdiepieisbestpie ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
it's because the person will propably die and wo'nt be able to say if it worked or not... DUH!
#7 - flyinarrow ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
that is a very dark joke

i giggled
User avatar #18 to #7 - kennyh (09/01/2014) [-]
What do you call a 5 year old with no friends?
a Sandy Hook survivor.

THAT is a dark joke.
User avatar #38 to #18 - dabugman (09/01/2014) [-]
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't ******* the sandwich before I eat it.
#40 to #38 - handerpants (09/01/2014) [-]
Grammar. Grammar will get you thumbs.
User avatar #43 to #40 - dabugman (09/01/2014) [-]
Ah damn it...didn't even see that.
User avatar #67 - reican (09/01/2014) [-]
survivors did.
#66 - Just Another Guy (09/01/2014) [-]
"You don't need to have a parachute to skydive. You just need a parachute to skydive twice."
"You don't need to have a parachute to skydive. You just need a parachute to skydive twice."
User avatar #65 - shreddednation (09/01/2014) [-]
Workplace Accidents - (All 5 Ads)
Reminds me of the same mindset of this video.
The psa is pretty erm.. Violent would be the word? No, **** it, it's just a bit ******* brutal. I don't know how to age rate **** by the content unless it's porn/not porn. So.. This is not porn, rating.
User avatar #63 - cocktopuss (09/01/2014) [-]
I get this is a joke and all, but its not true, firstly peoples parachutes have failed top open, and they have survived the fall, secondly you have TWO parachutes, so if your first didnt open and your 2nd did, you would complain about the first, would you not?
#61 - evanomicfour (09/01/2014) [-]
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User avatar #55 - turdsammich (09/01/2014) [-]
gta5 might beg to differ
User avatar #46 - tranquilizer (09/01/2014) [-]
I tried to look for the joke in the picture for five minutes
man I'm stupid
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