Best product ever. . or A viii: pair of chutes
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User avatar #1 - aldkai (08/31/2014) [+] (11 replies)
User avatar #2 to #1 - Nahyon (08/31/2014) [-]
"I'm dead, bye!"
#6 - goseikiba (08/31/2014) [+] (12 replies)
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User avatar #19 - PetroleumPinecone (09/01/2014) [-]
Time to lose all the thumbs I gained on my last comment.
1) Family and friends would complain.
2) There are such things as reserve chutes, and I bet you if you had to use that you would be complaining like hell about the failure of the main.
3) People have survived falls of thousands of feet without a parachute. Some lucky devil whose parachute failed to open still survived and complained more than a little.
4) There have been instances of instructors grasping hold of other parachutists to save their asses (although as the cumulative mass of the two exceeds the mass / surface area ratio for safe landing of most parachutes I don't know how well this ended for them).

And just to wrap up my 4 in the morning autism: that's a paraglider, not a parachute (although modern parachutes do use that ram-air design, so there I may be wrong).

User avatar #28 - pewdiepieisbestpie (09/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
it's because the person will propably die and wo'nt be able to say if it worked or not... DUH!
User avatar #21 - becefalus ONLINE (09/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Peggy Hill did
#7 - flyinarrow (08/31/2014) [+] (5 replies)
that is a very dark joke

i giggled
User avatar #18 to #7 - kennyh (09/01/2014) [-]
What do you call a 5 year old with no friends?
a Sandy Hook survivor.

THAT is a dark joke.
#32 - malexandercalamity (09/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
#62 - rexnocturna (09/01/2014) [-]
If your chute doesn't open you have the rest of your life to figure out why.
User avatar #58 - tigronn (09/01/2014) [-]
the families of people who have died like that
User avatar #57 - undercow (09/01/2014) [-]
funny thing those parachute manufacturers... they don't pack the chutes, if it doesn't open its because you ****** up.
#47 - Elemental (09/01/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Except there are documented cases of people living after their chutes didn't open.
#23 - captnpl ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
for very long.
#66 - Just Another Guy (09/01/2014) [-]
"You don't need to have a parachute to skydive. You just need a parachute to skydive twice."
"You don't need to have a parachute to skydive. You just need a parachute to skydive twice."
User avatar #65 - shreddednation (09/01/2014) [-]
Workplace Accidents - (All 5 Ads)
Reminds me of the same mindset of this video.
The psa is pretty erm.. Violent would be the word? No, **** it, it's just a bit ******* brutal. I don't know how to age rate **** by the content unless it's porn/not porn. So.. This is not porn, rating.
User avatar #63 - cocktopuss (09/01/2014) [-]
I get this is a joke and all, but its not true, firstly peoples parachutes have failed top open, and they have survived the fall, secondly you have TWO parachutes, so if your first didnt open and your 2nd did, you would complain about the first, would you not?
#61 - evanomicfour (09/01/2014) [-]
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User avatar #55 - turdsammich (09/01/2014) [-]
gta5 might beg to differ
User avatar #46 - tranquilizer (09/01/2014) [-]
I tried to look for the joke in the picture for five minutes
man I'm stupid
User avatar #10 - alexdelooze (08/31/2014) [-]
If they complain it isn't for long
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