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<GuoSi> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo
Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?



<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile/user/cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick ******* )
<anamexis> :<



<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind



<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?



<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad



<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother ******



<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language



<cassiusclay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
<cassius
clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
<cassiusclay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet
<cassius
clay13> all the stalls were occupied
<emoticonartist> lol
<cassius
clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy
<cassiusclay13> so he ******* KICKS one of the stall doors open
<cassius
clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a ****
<emoticonartist> hahahahahaha
<cassius
clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
<cassiusclay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh **** ... if i were taking a **** and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to **** him up... so i'd better hit him first'
<cassius
clay13> so he ******* SMACKS this guy in the face
<cassiusclay13> and runs away
<cassius
clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER



<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%



<UKDJ|Planet> I swear to god
<UKDJ|Planet> I've just heard a duck tell a joke
<Jock> o...k
<UKDJ|Planet> there was as group of ducks on a pond near where i live
<UKDJ|Planet> one of the ducks was quacking away looking straight at a group of like 10 ducks
<UKDJ|Planet> then he stopped and all the other ducks went mental
<UKDJ|Planet> it looked just like duck stand-up comedy



<kylev> some girl just came onto our floor
<kylev> and was yelling "sexual favors for anyone who does my sociology paper"
<kylev> i just asked her what the paper was about
<kylev> and she said the accomplishments and growth of feminism



<ckx> women ask for it
<ckx> they act all old and mature
<ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass
<ckx> and they get all bitchy
<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"



<studdud> what the **** is wtf



<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado



<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something.
<Sandaedar> Ok I'm back.



<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...

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User avatar #2 - endlessness (01/11/2016) [-]
I though IRC was pepsi
#1 - willypmedina ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
wtf m8?
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