Best internet website?

Flag

gamerjn

(See more...)

random

Favorite Comment

✖ Top Next Comment

Best internet website?. 50 no's and a yesh, means yesh 1. "Things you say on the internet that you can't say to your mom" 2. "Things you cant say

50 no's and a yesh, means yesh

1. "Things you say on the internet that you can't say to your mom"
2. "Things you cant say to an amputee in bed"
3. "Things you shouldn't say to your high school crush"
4. "People who shouldn't go to funerals"
5. "Unlikely line from a hair-commercial"
6. "Worlds worst person to be in the armed forces"
7. "Worst insult ever"

Tags: Im gonna pop som

Worst person to operate a praline''
I CANT HEAR

...

+79

Views:	5094
Favorited:	0
Submitted:	12/22/2014

Share On Facebook

+Favorite Subscribe to gamerjn

Comments(14):

Leave a comment Refresh Comments Show GIFs

Anonymous comments allowed.

14 comments displayed.

#6 - lusir (12/22/2014) [-]

1) I ****** your mom last night bitch
2) Spread your legs baby
3) I named my special sock after you
4) Necrophiliacs
5) Product approved by Bruce Willis
6) Barney the Dinosaur
7) Your almost as pathetic as my love and social life...faggot

-1

#8 to #6 - gamerjn [OP](12/22/2014) [-]

10/10 made me chuckle

#11 - yugiohkris

(12/23/2014) [-]

1) Your ass looks so much like cream cheese that I got to go to the store and buy a 12 pack of bagels
2) Just walk it off.
3) What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
5) If you use our shampoo your pussy game will increse 10 fold.
6) The amputee
7) It was a sad day when your mom slithered out the abortion bucket.

#12 to #11 - corps (12/23/2014) [-]

#10 - kittycannibalno (12/23/2014) [-]

1. "I masturbate to Sonic themed yaoi constantly, join my club on Deviantart!"
2. "At least you don't need to worry about stubbing your toes and fingers anymore."
3. "I have sexual fantasies about you while using dragon dildos."
5. "It stings like ******* hell when it gets in your eyes!"
7. "You're so gay, you kiss girls."

I couldn't think of anything for 4 and 6.

#9 - wcpapier ONLINE (12/22/2014) [-]

< worst person

wat,wat
wat
wat

#5 - amsaintly (12/22/2014) [-]

2- "just ask the nurse if you need a helping hand"

#2 - questionableferret ONLINE (12/22/2014) [-]

#3 to #2 - questionableferret ONLINE (12/22/2014) [-]

2)

"Have you ever tried affixing chainsaws to your arms?"

#4 to #3 - questionableferret ONLINE (12/22/2014) [-]

3)

"Do you wanna be with me at homecoming or do you wanna be with me at home, cumming?"

#1 - stoneshit (12/22/2014) [-]

1.- I'm a brony. I'm not actually a brony
2.- You'll be up and running in a no time
3.- I'd like to lick your titties and slap my big black cock over your ******* face
4.- Grim reaper cosplayers
5.- Makes the cum wash off with ease!
6.- A Swedish citizen
7.- Your mother is a nice cook and your father is a hard working man

#7 to #1 - gamerjn [OP] Comment deleted by gamerjn [-]

-1

#14 - moulbaert (12/25/2014) [-]

1 Hitler did everything wrong
2 Get up I'm done with you bitch!
3 Wanna see my katana collection? Got one in my pants which glows in the dark ;)))
4 WBC
5 Works as good on your 'stache as on your head
7 Your moma is so fat and stupid that to compare her to a red giants which is a star with large volume but low mass (which is a metaphor for being fat and stupid) would be accurate! hah suck on it!

-1

#13 - mulk (12/23/2014) [-]

1.i put my disks in there
2. if its a leg amputee: how is it hangin?, if it is a arm amputee: you have my thumbs up
3. lol rekt
4. necrophiliacs
5.shampoo the **** out of your hair
6.person with no arms
7. who is this clown?-cuz it means that a) they are a clown and b) not even a good clown