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Submitted: 01/06/2016
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User avatar #1 - blackholed (01/06/2016) [-]
+1 Charisma
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User avatar #8 to #1 - loganmadder (01/07/2016) [-]
"200 gold, no lower than that"
"Oh really, I don't think my bees like that price"
"Oh holy **** okay 150"
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#2 to #1 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Huh? Equipping bees give you charisma?
I didn't think about it, but they must bee fabulous.
Holy hell that was terrible.
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#3 to #2 - Nimblecrook (01/06/2016) [-]
Haven't you heard that you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar?

no anon it was fabulous love yourself you deserve it
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User avatar #9 to #2 - ogthegreat (01/07/2016) [-]
Bee quiet.
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User avatar #4 to #1 - daredevizz (01/06/2016) [-]
IF ENEMY MELEE ATTACKS YOU, THEY ALSO TAKE DAMAGE
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User avatar #6 to #4 - viscerys ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
"You see Ivan..."
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#10 to #4 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Wouldn't that also piss all the bees off into stinging YOU?

Pissed off swarms of bees are not terribly discerning about what they **** up.
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#7 - Squrrel (01/07/2016) [-]
Do you get to become the Pain?
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#5 - theflyingbiscuit (01/07/2016) [-]
I instantly thought of this
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#16 - ebonheart (01/07/2016) [-]
Okay Funnyjunk I'm bored as **** .
You find yourself at the bottom of a hole. There is some rope, sticks, and rocks at the bottom of the hole. In your pocket you have a knife, some coins, and a bit of candy. What do you do?
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#18 to #16 - ebonheartsbae (01/07/2016) [-]
>Tie a piece of candy to the end of the rope and then throw that end up to the top of the cliff.
>Hold on to the rope and wait for something to take the bait
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#19 to #18 - ebonheart (01/07/2016) [-]
You feel something bite the candy. You might have a mouse?
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#21 to #19 - ebonheart (01/07/2016) [-]
razerdude
You miss because you're a dumbass, but you are bleeding. You now have a bloody knife. Something smells the blood...
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#22 to #21 - ebonheartsbae (01/07/2016) [-]
>Pull the mouse down and savagely murder it with the bloody knife
>Tie the mouse up with the rope and throw it up the cliff again, waiting for something larger to come along.
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#23 to #22 - ebonheart (01/07/2016) [-]
This thing shows up. It doesn't seem to notice the mouse.
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#24 to #23 - ebonheartsbae (01/07/2016) [-]
>Curse Razerdude for his incompetence
>Cut off a bit of rope and then tie the knife to the end of a stick. Prepare yourself!
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#26 to #24 - ebonheart (01/07/2016) [-]
hankhillofthe
You now have a ****** spear. The thing jumps down at you. The coin in your ass fills you with determination! You impale it as it falls.
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#29 to #26 - ebonheartsbae (01/07/2016) [-]
>Viciously stab the creature to death with your incredibly ****** spear, praying that no other otherworldly forces demands you to shove more coins up your ass.
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#31 to #29 - ebonheart (01/07/2016) [-]
You slam the creature against the wall and beat it into an unrecognizeable and much easier to draw pile of pulp. part of the wall falls away, revealing a cave. The mouse corpse falls, becoming tangled in the tree branch.
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#32 to #31 - ebonheartsbae (01/07/2016) [-]
>Smear the beast's blood on your face like war paint
>Pull the rope and reacquire your mouse corpse.
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#33 to #32 - ebonheart (01/07/2016) [-]
You **** yourself. You acquire one piece of smelly currency and pocket it. You cover yourself in blood and pull on the rope, but the corpse is firmly tangled in the branch. You are still bleeding from earlier...
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User avatar #35 to #33 - bronywiseman ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Use heat butt penny, cauterize wound.
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#36 to #35 - ebonheart (01/07/2016) [-]
You are clearly having a stroke. You fall in the **** and blood, it's really quite unsightly.
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User avatar #37 to #36 - mattdoggy (01/07/2016) [-]
ask admin for help
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#38 to #37 - ebonheart (01/07/2016) [-]
He calls you a faggot. You get back on your feet.
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#39 to #38 - lufdne ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Use rope as bandage
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#40 to #39 - ebonheart (01/07/2016) [-]
It's still stuck. How the **** did you manage this?
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#41 to #40 - lufdne ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Bleeding stopped, one problem down. Climb up rope, hold onto branch and retrieve mouse
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#44 to #41 - ebonheart (01/07/2016) [-]
You pull yourself over the branch and untangle the mouse. It is still attached to you. You stand up and look over the edge to see a very interested wolf.
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#47 to #44 - lufdne ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Eat some of the mouse to gain hp. Give the rest to wolf to try to tame it.
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User avatar #20 to #16 - razerdude (01/07/2016) [-]
eat candy and stab myself in the main arteri so i bleed out in 1 min
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#30 to #16 - bronywiseman ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
... **** self.
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#34 to #30 - ebonheart (01/07/2016) [-]
Why is it so hard for people to reply to the last panel?
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#49 to #16 - ebonheart (01/07/2016) [-]
lufdne I reached the reply limit I think.
As you are eating the mouse, the wolf jumps at you. The branch breaks, you both fall. You push the wolf off of you and throw it the rest of the mouse. It happily gnaws on the end of your rope.
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#50 to #49 - lufdne ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Pick up spear and branch. Throw branch into cave
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#52 to #50 - ebonheart (01/07/2016) [-]
The wolf runs after the stick, dragging you along. It's so excited it has forgotten to finish eating its mouse!
It stops in front of a floating nose monster. It sniffles in a way that sounds like, "I am the guardian of this cave." There is a door on the wall, and a grate in the ceiling.
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#53 to #51 - lufdne ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Gently poke the spear into one of the monster's nostrils.
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#54 to #53 - ebonheart (01/07/2016) [-]
It sneezes, knocking you across the cave. Your weapon is lodged in its nostril, your dog cowers in fear. You find yourself stuck to the door.
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#55 to #54 - lufdne ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Cast: Bless
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#56 to #55 - ebonheart (01/07/2016) [-]
Brilliant light shines down from the heavens. However you are in a cave so you see none of it. The wolf finds the stick you originally threw and brings it to you.
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#57 to #56 - lufdne ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Put the stick into the monster's other nostril to suffocate it
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#58 to #57 - ebonheart (01/07/2016) [-]
You throw your stick into the monster's other nostril. Your wolf chases the stick up there, pulling you free in the process. Your wolf gets stuck and suffocates to death. The nostrils appear to be dead but they keep floating.
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#59 to #58 - lufdne ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Pull all the things out of the nostrils, except the snot. Try riding the nose to see if it can be used a vehicle
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#60 to #59 - ebonheart (01/07/2016) [-]
The wolf comes out completely covered in snot, it is unsaveable. You decide to wear it as a hat in honor of its memory. It also accidentally got stuck to your head... but you're going with the honorable hat thing. You pull your spear out and climb onto the nose, you give a nudge off the ground with your spear and the nose actually moves! Unfortunately you travel all of 2 feet before running into an invisible wall that was not removed when the telekinetic nose died.
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#61 to #60 - lufdne ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Open the door on the left
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#62 to #61 - ebonheart (01/07/2016) [-]
It is locked. The mysteries that lie behind the door will be lost to the ages, because the author is going to sleep and is too lazy to draw anything close to a dragon.
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#63 to #62 - lufdne ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Say goodnight and suffocate self inside a nostril since there is no way out.
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User avatar #65 to #63 - mattdoggy (01/07/2016) [-]
I demand notifications when this epic saga continues
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#64 to #63 - lufdne ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Wonder how the rope stayed bloodless the whole time
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User avatar #25 to #16 - hankhillofthe (01/07/2016) [-]
>put coin in opening of anal cavity
>Use sticks to shove coin in deeper
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#27 to #25 - ebonheart (01/07/2016) [-]
It really helps if you reply to the last panel. Please and ty.
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#42 to #16 - Zaxplab (01/07/2016) [-]
Do I win?
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#45 to #42 - ebonheart (01/07/2016) [-]
GG, superior MS Paint skills.
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#12 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
GIF
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**

Asian's worst nightmare. B's.
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User avatar #46 - zerocalibre (01/07/2016) [-]
Read it in this guy's voice. Limmy's Show - Adventure Call - A pissed off caller is gonna kill Falconhoof.
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User avatar #13 - TheOriginalNerd (01/07/2016) [-]
what game?
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User avatar #15 to #13 - rmoran (01/07/2016) [-]
First Life
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#48 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
>be me
>bee me
>mfw
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#43 - chokebee ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
I wonder how many thorns/s would that give him. Damn.
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User avatar #17 - razerdude (01/07/2016) [-]
reactive armor, cool
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#11 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, 1-1000000*"**
**anonymous rolls 0,177,813** rolling
 
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