Best Wingman. Where's my wingman? Found on reddit. Credit goes to OJs_Lawyer.. DJA_ 5365 points t month age‘: (last edited t month ago) ess) My friend was sleep Best Wingman Where's my wingman? Found on reddit Credit goes to OJs_Lawyer DJA_ 5365 points t month age‘: (last edited ago) ess) My friend was sleep
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#2 - thepizzadevourer
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(10/01/2013) [-]
And thus, we observe perhaps one of the rarest specimens of the human species, otherwise known as the True Bro.
#16 to #2 - mitchr
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(10/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #22 to #16 - countchoculal
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(10/01/2013) [-]
sauce?
User avatar #23 to #22 - mitchr
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Homestuck fanart, actually. I blocked out a spoiler, hence that big black rectangle in the corner.

Source for you.
User avatar #24 to #23 - countchoculal
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Thanks broseph
User avatar #25 to #24 - mitchr
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Of course.
#7 - zzitro
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(10/01/2013) [-]
What a dick move.     
You sound like a true bro, but a bro would never do that to a bro.   
   
Just make sure he doesn't take advantage of your bro-itude
What a dick move.
You sound like a true bro, but a bro would never do that to a bro.

Just make sure he doesn't take advantage of your bro-itude
#38 to #7 - yisumad
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(10/02/2013) [-]
I'm hoping that was an unintentional pun
User avatar #8 to #7 - toof
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(10/01/2013) [-]
What was the dick move here?
User avatar #9 to #8 - chairmanmao
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(10/01/2013) [-]
that his friend had sex in his house, while being a guest
User avatar #10 to #9 - toof
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Ah, right
User avatar #14 - crazyeyedbioll
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(10/01/2013) [-]
He didn't deserve that action of broitude. Its a dick move to call a girl over to have sex while already hanging out with a bro. Bros before hoes bitch *****
#47 to #14 - moqa
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(10/02/2013) [-]
Got that right.
#5 - apocalypticburrito
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(10/01/2013) [-]
this man has earnd his wings and is now a true wing man
#17 - lolollo
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(10/01/2013) [-]
As much of a decent thing that was, adhering to the brocode to that extent was purely optional. Not only is it taboo to do anything "sexual" at a bro's place, but he broke the conditions set in place with your permission, namely that she was quiet. She wasn't. That's two things your bro broke out of the brocode, which actually means that not only was adhering to the code yourself optional at that point, your bro now owes you all of the favors just for adhering to it anyway, to the point where not allowing you to break the code in some way that favors you, and disfavors him, is actually breaking even more of the code.

I don't think whoever wrote that post truly appreciates the position he's in with his supposed "bro."
User avatar #13 - heartlessrobot
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(10/01/2013) [-]
You don't have sex in someone elses house without inviting them to join.
#1 - sappaap
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(10/01/2013) [-]
There is a morbid channel.


USE IT!
#15 to #1 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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User avatar #3 to #1 - thepizzadevourer
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Think you got this on the wrong content, mate.
User avatar #4 to #3 - kupowrath
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Nah, he's posting it on a bunch of the content. Obvious troll is obvious.
User avatar #6 - flaminggodzilla
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(10/01/2013) [-]
I wish I had a friend like you..
I wish I had a friend...
User avatar #27 to #6 - procrasturbate
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(10/01/2013) [-]
What's a friend....?
User avatar #12 to #6 - benjamino
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(10/01/2013) [-]
I sent you a friend requests. So now you can have a friend.
#31 - schizoidfreak
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(10/01/2013) [-]
Far as the bro code goes...I've done this on multiple occasions...but then again I'm grown so...my only rule, clean up the mess afterwards (meaning empty my trash can and if u used my bed, i hope u put down one of the extra blankets i keep in the trunk for that specific purpose)
#37 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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(10/02/2013) [-]
**pwnmissilereborn rolled user poniko ** You can be my wingman anytime.