So, I've been dating this girl for a little while now and she can be pretty hard to shop for. I get her flowers and things now and then but her Birthday is coming up and I really wanted to get her something nice. I kept hinting to try to find if she would like new shoes or jewelry or anything. This went on for some time, but finally she said, "I would like nothing better than a new jacket and some matching boots."
Well, it sounded odd... but, I got her nothing.