bendin the law
The New York subway system banned isnipes unless
they sen fit 17 at small bag, so: this guy trained his
tn esamir sit his small bag...
they sen fit 17 at small bag, so: this guy trained his
tn esamir sit his small bag...
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agentdennis (06/26/2015) [-] Guys, get your ******* facts straight. It is clear that I am the only marine biologist on this website for that is obviously a Salmo salar. It also know by its plebeian name Atlantic salmon. My doctorate matters.
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sphincterface (06/26/2015) [-] Dog attacks are never the dog's fault. Either the human who owned it hurt him and abused and then abandoned him to live on his own, or trained him to be violent, causing the dog to be aggressive and uneasy towards people. Or a person has made the dog feel threatened, no matter how friendly it would be. Another option is that the owner just didn't do anything to train the dog to behave, allowing the dog to act out and behave badly.
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nanako (06/26/2015) [-] I'd argue that the majority of dog attacks are one of two things:
1. A dog that's poorly trained, maybe practically abandoned by its owner, and thus feral
2. Someone attacking the dog, or it's owner, and rightfully triggering its natural defensive instinct. People never admit blame for **** , and the media is only too happy to cut out truths where its more sensational.
1. A dog that's poorly trained, maybe practically abandoned by its owner, and thus feral
2. Someone attacking the dog, or it's owner, and rightfully triggering its natural defensive instinct. People never admit blame for **** , and the media is only too happy to cut out truths where its more sensational.
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jokexplain (06/26/2015) [-] Know what breed bites people the most in the US? Golden retrievers.
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Faz (06/26/2015) [-] Pitbulls are the same as every other dog, with proper training it poses no more of a threat to anyone than all other dogs, the unfortunate thing for pitbulls is that they are big, powerful and scary looking dogs so assholes who want to look fearsome get the dog and then either don't train it or train it to be vicious so other people will be afraid of them.
You tend to find small dogs owned by old people are the worst behaved and most vicious dogs because old people dont take the time to train them/dont think they need to be trained. When i walk my brothers two pitbulls they are calm and obedient and do not bark at other dogs but every single old person we pass their ****** little dog will bark and try to fight with the pitbulls who don't even take notice of the yapping little furballs.
You tend to find small dogs owned by old people are the worst behaved and most vicious dogs because old people dont take the time to train them/dont think they need to be trained. When i walk my brothers two pitbulls they are calm and obedient and do not bark at other dogs but every single old person we pass their ****** little dog will bark and try to fight with the pitbulls who don't even take notice of the yapping little furballs.
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datsheriff (06/26/2015) [-] So, I'm not the only one that noticed that older dog owners think their small dogs wouldn't hurt a fly. Have you seen a yorkie with an ego? They'll try to **** you up if you look at them the wrong way, and then the old **** that owns it will try to sue when it bites you because you were instigating it.
I have a shih tzu, and all he does is sleep and **** .
I have a shih tzu, and all he does is sleep and **** .
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schneidend (06/26/2015) [-] My brother has a pit and it's the sweetest dog on Earth. The worst he's done is nip at our other dog, a shiba inu, for being a little **** .
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schneidend (06/26/2015) [-] He's a cutie, but yeah a pain in the ass. He constantly tries to eat my cat's food no matter how much I discipline him.
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theshinypen (06/26/2015) [-] I have a pit and shes the sweetest thing ever. I trained her myself. If she ever tries to eat kids she does it like a lollipop. Licks it for a few hours
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keatontheghostfox (06/26/2015) [-] Pitbulls that are bred well (not inbred) and are treated correctly are some of the nicest dogs there are. (Also can I see a pic of your dog?)
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kegget (06/26/2015) [-] Veterinary nursing student here.
Pit bulls are actually really intelligent dogs. Amongst breed experts, they're known for thier eagerness to please their humans. That's why they make great fighting dogs, because they will do whatever their human commands.
Pit bulls are known for attacking because
1) They're a junkyard breed. Usually owned by people who use them to look tough and intimidate people. Also owned by people who just chain them up in their back yard to rot away a sad existence, until they attack someone out of frustrated.
2) They're incredibly over-populated. Ghetto faggots like to breed them for money. There's too many of them, so they're very likely to go to terrible owners. Obviously the bite cases would be higher than in a rarer dog breed.
3) They're the most abused breed. They're the number 1 abandoned dogs for US and UK shelters.
4) They're bred for strength. They've been bred to become so strong that if one bites then the whole nation will know about it, compared to that of a Labrador bite (which are more common by breed percentage than pit bulls)
Now u kno
Pit bulls are actually really intelligent dogs. Amongst breed experts, they're known for thier eagerness to please their humans. That's why they make great fighting dogs, because they will do whatever their human commands.
Pit bulls are known for attacking because
1) They're a junkyard breed. Usually owned by people who use them to look tough and intimidate people. Also owned by people who just chain them up in their back yard to rot away a sad existence, until they attack someone out of frustrated.
2) They're incredibly over-populated. Ghetto faggots like to breed them for money. There's too many of them, so they're very likely to go to terrible owners. Obviously the bite cases would be higher than in a rarer dog breed.
3) They're the most abused breed. They're the number 1 abandoned dogs for US and UK shelters.
4) They're bred for strength. They've been bred to become so strong that if one bites then the whole nation will know about it, compared to that of a Labrador bite (which are more common by breed percentage than pit bulls)
Now u kno
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unlithe (06/26/2015) [-] either that pitbull is small with a big head, or theres a pocket dimension in that bag.
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dinkusmaximusprowl (06/26/2015) [-] I doesn't matter how many times I see this, I'll always get a laugh.
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aizeinstein (06/26/2015) [-] **aizeinstein used "*roll picture*"**
**aizeinstein rolled image** I don't know how to feel about this.
**aizeinstein rolled image** I don't know how to feel about this.
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brolylssj (06/26/2015) [-] If you have trained a dog like that enough for it to climb into a handbag and stay there calmly, you've trained it to the point where it's not going to randomly attack someone.
Plus, it shows that the owner cares enough about his dog put that much effort in.
I wouldn't think it'd be a problem.
Plus, it shows that the owner cares enough about his dog put that much effort in.
I wouldn't think it'd be a problem.
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anon (06/26/2015) [-]
The only problem with pitbulls and a lot of larger dog breeds in general really is that they're playful, but don't know their own strength, so they can harm somebody even if they don't intend to.
At least the worst one will do in most cases is cause bruising...unlike something like a Chihuahua which will make your ears bleed from their constant yapping.
At least the worst one will do in most cases is cause bruising...unlike something like a Chihuahua which will make your ears bleed from their constant yapping.
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kegget (06/26/2015) [-] Pit bulls are awesome to train
Here's my pit bull. Sometimes i get bored and decide to teach him something new. Even though he's 11 years old he picks things up really quickly and gets super excited to do tricks.
Here's my pit bull. Sometimes i get bored and decide to teach him something new. Even though he's 11 years old he picks things up really quickly and gets super excited to do tricks.
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SuperHyperCrazy (06/26/2015) [-] I love this video because I have so much family that sounds like this.
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flynox (06/26/2015) [-] All pitbulls should be shot. They are the most vicious and bloodthirsty breed of dog. They kill kids and other dogs all the time
