Being Nice. . lil' LA When being nice fucking backfires: I get to my seat on the airplane. I put my bag in overhead storage. I sit. t notice the elderly lady ne
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Being Nice

lil' LA
When being nice fucking backfires:
I get to my seat on the airplane. I put my
bag in overhead storage. I sit. t notice the
elderly lady next to me with her arms inside
her button up shirt...
Are you cold, rna' am? You can borrow my
sweater?''
Long pause...
Son, I don' t have any God damn arms...‘
This is going to be along flight,
if; as others like this.
...
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Submitted: 10/18/2013
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#3 - andovaredoras (10/18/2013) [+] (7 replies)
mfw ''I asked you if you were cold not if you have arms.''
#8 - gameshredder (10/18/2013) [-]
Look on the bright side, at least he gets the arm rest all to himself.
#1 - atomschlumpf (10/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"Oh sorry, I didn't notice" and move on with your fucking live
User avatar #15 - vatra (10/19/2013) [-]
"That's unfortunate, but I digress, I asked if you were cold."
User avatar #9 - settlwlvs (10/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I read backfires as butterflies.
"When being nice fucking butterflies"
#7 - dickticklerluv (10/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Guess you really couldn't lend a hand
#6 - skeletondan (10/18/2013) [+] (12 replies)
#33 - anonymoose ONLINE (10/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
He asked if you were cold,  not if you were able to clap.
He asked if you were cold, not if you were able to clap.
#43 - gearshift (10/19/2013) [-]
Well you don't have to be a bitch about it.
#31 - Shmuck (10/19/2013) [-]
I was on a flight one time and i was in a seat next to a mother baby girl and she was laughing and smiling and very curious the whole time and she would grab the string on my sweater and pull it and giggle and she would reach out and grab anything she could reach and i was playing along making her laugh and chatting it up with the mom asking how old she was and everything and then about 20 minutes into the flight and i noticed her left sleeve had fallen down over her left hand so i reached over and said "Uh oh! Looks like you lost your arm in your jacket!" so i proceeded to pull it up and there was no hand there..... and then it hit me, she had been grabbing EVERYTHING with her right arm and her left arm had just been stationary in her jacket the whole time. The mom said " Oh, she doesn't have a hand, she was born with a stub."

MFW
#28 - burningsmurfs (10/19/2013) [-]
Well, you won't have any friends with that attitude either!
#37 - artige (10/19/2013) [-]
**artige rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Krillin Knows The Feeling ** how I would feel like
#12 - eeddwweerrdd (10/19/2013) [-]
thank you for the highlights

really helps
#49 - derpingthederps (10/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Ha, so it seems like the day of being a gentleman has come to an end.   
Actually, just the other day I had a similar problem. A young woman, in her twenties or so was passing by, so, I thought I'd be a sir, and held the door for her.   
   
Know what she did? Just looked at me with a face of terror with the most horrific scream, as she flew out the plane door.
Ha, so it seems like the day of being a gentleman has come to an end.
Actually, just the other day I had a similar problem. A young woman, in her twenties or so was passing by, so, I thought I'd be a sir, and held the door for her.

Know what she did? Just looked at me with a face of terror with the most horrific scream, as she flew out the plane door.
User avatar #48 - icameheretotroll (10/19/2013) [-]
I hate that kind of people that are bitches about their handicap, jesus christ should I fucking ask you if you have arms or not first? or should I fucking ask you if you want my fucking ams, jesus. they want empathy and they won't even give it.
#40 - thelastelephant (10/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Be me working at Safeway on cleaning detail
>Hands and knees are sore from kneeling down and scrubbing lower shelves
>Man in a wheelchair asks me to help him get groceries
>We get everything on his list and we go to check out
>"Thanks for helping me get all my stuff."
>ME: "No problem, sir! Gives me a chance to stand."
<--MFW
Funny thing is, he laughed at what I said. I sure as fuck didn't
#27 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (10/19/2013) [-]
Yfw
Yfw
User avatar #26 - spamalope (10/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
How do you not notice she has no arms.
#22 - Greevon (10/19/2013) [-]
And then someone exploded a fucking laptop battery!
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