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User avatar #35 to #12 - manza (12/06/2015) [-]
Step One: Accepting your fate.
#77 to #35 - zmranger ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
Idiot Mode: - Enabled -
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No, Step One says something about crawing in th machinery of darkness... or something like this...
User avatar #78 to #77 - zmranger ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
**zmranger used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**zmranger rolls 27**
I have 50/50 odds of succeding without killing myself. Lets roll!
#79 to #78 - zmranger ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
#100 to #79 - herpderpaids (12/06/2015) [-]
You gave me a giggle m80. Thumb for you
User avatar #90 to #77 - pyroteknyx (12/06/2015) [-]
What's that picture from?
User avatar #92 to #90 - plazmaflare (12/06/2015) [-]
One of the Dead Spaces can't remember which, i think it's 2.
User avatar #93 to #92 - pyroteknyx (12/06/2015) [-]
Thanks. I was thinking it was either that or from quake 4
#42 to #35 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
No one here likes you or your sub-par memes.

Good Day.
#45 to #42 - attentionwhure (12/06/2015) [-]
That was pretty ******* mean, anon.

but pretty true either way.
User avatar #44 to #42 - manza (12/06/2015) [-]
i dont need your memes kike
User avatar #71 to #12 - goobyman (12/06/2015) [-]
that's so very very sad!
#38 to #3 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**

am i the only one who thought this comic was funny rather than sad? the unexpected ending reminded me of the cyanide and happiness comics.
#72 to #38 - frutus ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
Yeah it's funny, reminded me of this
User avatar #47 to #38 - ohemgeezus (12/06/2015) [-]
Everything on this site triggers the people on this site
User avatar #84 to #47 - tanitakavirius (12/06/2015) [-]
It's time people accept they are no better than tumblr.
#5 - ablakguy (12/05/2015) [-]
Thanks I nearly forgot about how my best friend and running buddy dumped me and how ive been slowly gaining my weight back.
User avatar #85 to #5 - assdoreponyfucker (12/06/2015) [-]
i worked out for like a month lost 15 pounds now i've gained half of it back
#98 to #5 - itskennyandjosh (12/06/2015) [-]
**itskennyandjosh used "*roll picture*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolled image**I once lost like 3 pounds in a few days cause of how fun it was running with some friends of mine, depression hit and i gained 5 pounds
User avatar #29 to #5 - barakakaka (12/06/2015) [-]
How can a best friend dump you though?
User avatar #67 to #5 - ablakguy (12/06/2015) [-]
>>#16, >>#26, >>#32, >>#64, I did run by myself for a long time. I lost over 40 lbs. Even after she cut me out of her life I continued to run alone. Its just that ive been depressed. Running helps with depression. But with work and school I cant find time and when I did I just chose to sit in my chair all day. I thought I had finally got discipline, but Instead I only hooked up with discipline's ugly bitchier sister motivation who came as fast as she went.

>>#39, I was on a good diet too. But since I started working at my new job I havent had time to go to get all of my fav fruits and veggies plus I work in the candy aisle at my store. See above for me reverting back to my usual ****** no self-control self.
#68 to #67 - gloriousthighs (12/06/2015) [-]
I know exactly what that's like. I once had running to help fight depression but I always contradict myself in improving myself and change my mind a lot. Besides the whole effort of trying to find motivation to become disciplined I can never decide if I want to go low carb to get toned or actually try to gain size first.
#39 to #5 - gloriousthighs (12/06/2015) [-]
There are better things to be doing than running. Diet would likely be the most effective thing to focus on. Lower your calorie intake, regardless of what you are consuming and you will lose weight.
User avatar #57 to #39 - garymotherfingoak (12/06/2015) [-]
why not do both anyway, or find another exercise.
#64 to #57 - gloriousthighs (12/06/2015) [-]
of course, diet and weight lifting together would be great but I just assumed that because this guy can't manage a run without motivation from others that his best bet would probably just be diet because it can be as simple as not getting out of bed to get food when hungry which is easy for lazy people like myself.
User avatar #26 to #5 - rsca (12/06/2015) [-]
Can you not run by yourself you lazy son of a bitch? **** I've been running by myself for years. And personally it's better. Don't go off giving excuses. "oh my running partner dumped me". Get off your ass and get out there.
#28 to #26 - installation (12/06/2015) [-]
Well >>#5 rsca has a point. You can't rely on others to lose your own weight. Sure he was a dick about it, but rsca still makes a good point.
User avatar #30 to #28 - rsca (12/06/2015) [-]
It's not even so much of him/her running by themselves. It's more-so the personal motivation. I mean it's not easy. I get up dead early in the morning to run and off I go work 12-14 hrs. I never believed in the "mind over matter"... but holy hell does it work.
#31 to #30 - installation (12/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's what I thought you were getting at.
User avatar #23 to #5 - Kadzait (12/05/2015) [-]
Does anybody have this whole set?
#32 to #5 - hurzg (12/06/2015) [-]
Go run by yourself or learn martial arts or something. If you don't give me your address I will kick your ass.
#59 to #5 - thelamastone (12/06/2015) [-]
GIF
you can be my running buddy if you want
#99 to #56 - mysteriouscake (12/06/2015) [-]
This guy <3
#16 to #5 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
go run by yourself
you spend all your time alone on the internet anyways
#11 - InfiniteFetus (12/05/2015) [-]
His smile and optimism: gone.
User avatar #82 to #11 - fjaggot (12/06/2015) [-]
what are you talking about he has like 3 smiles
#86 to #82 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
The attempt at humor only makes the feels more real....
#50 - steelplatypus (12/06/2015) [-]
Dude I thought Depressing Comic Week was over.
User avatar #2 - thegrohltroll (12/05/2015) [-]
Just finished eating a double cheese burger, damn
User avatar #80 to #2 - zmranger ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
Tool - Ænema [uncut version - hq - fullscreen]
You might need...
(••)
( •
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(⌐■_■)
..an Enema.
#97 to #80 - smelborp (12/06/2015) [-]
Tools my favorite band, keep spiraling m8
#19 to #2 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
go puke quickly!
User avatar #20 to #19 - thegrohltroll (12/05/2015) [-]
Never! It was great
User avatar #24 to #20 - captainwow [OP](12/05/2015) [-]
Goddamn right
User avatar #65 to #20 - itsthethai (12/06/2015) [-]
But then you'll be able to re-taste it's greatness once again.
#62 to #20 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
your sins will get you to the dark side
#33 - rainbowrush ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
You're the one OC maker with funny content. Y u do dis?
#61 to #33 - edgenotedgy (12/06/2015) [-]
Bob Geldoff the ******* chair and move your ass! Sittting and self pity aren't going to help with anything, trust me I've been there. For longer than I care to admit One day you will be thinking about yourself and you'll realise that you've been underestimating yourself all that time, and that all you have to do is get up and move, one step at a time. Because sometimes, just doing something is easier than thinking about it
Don't let life slip by, take control and live.

Even if you don't really feel like the guy in the comic, someone who reads this might be
User avatar #69 to #61 - rainbowrush ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
People don't appreciate your pun
#73 to #69 - edgenotedgy (12/06/2015) [-]
I'm a misunderstood genius
User avatar #4 - jamesten (12/05/2015) [-]
just do 100 sit ups, push ups, squats, and run 10k every day
then you'll be good
User avatar #81 to #4 - fukkendragonite (12/06/2015) [-]
That's cool. I do 101 sit ups, push ups and squats, and then I run 11k every day.
User avatar #89 to #81 - khajiithaswares (12/06/2015) [-]
That's nothing. I bench 2450 lbs, squat a house and deadlift the grand canyon.
#34 to #13 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
100 sit ups, push ups, and squats won't do **** .

I do more than that and I'm still a fat bastard.

10k run might do the trick though...
User avatar #75 to #34 - salihzzz (12/06/2015) [-]
EVERY DAY!
#15 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
GIF
damn, thats what im like
#49 - tigreman (12/06/2015) [-]
every day
User avatar #27 - coolioshades ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
Don't let yourself go.
Your body is a machine and it's waiting for you to wipe the gunk off the gears so it can show you what it can do.
#60 - seamusmcmaximus (12/06/2015) [-]
"Oooh comic about getting fit!"
...
"oh... i guess we're gonna think about life choices then.."
#46 - diamondpie ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
#63 to #46 - thempc (12/06/2015) [-]
here, have this
User avatar #1 - redtooth (12/05/2015) [-]
Thanks for the feels, this is exactly what I needed on a Saturday night
#51 - ohhh ONLINE (12/06/2015) [-]
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