Beerio Kart. yeah.. Throwback Drinking Games #1. Why would you drink this? Filthy american beer. Come to germany and taste some real beer!
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Beerio Kart

**** yeah.

Throwback Drinking Games #1
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Submitted: 11/05/2013
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#15 - pabloenis (11/06/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Why would you drink this? Filthy american beer. Come to germany and taste some real beer!
#25 - ghm (11/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**ghm rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at Beers of the world **
#27 - samsaysbai ONLINE (11/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Acquire beer   
>Keystone Light   
pretend tea is keystone for the sake of the joke
>Acquire beer
>Keystone Light
pretend tea is keystone for the sake of the joke
User avatar #3 - karlthemarxist **User deleted account** (11/05/2013) [+] (6 replies)
If Keystone light is your go to beer you need to rethink your life.
#39 - anonymous (11/06/2013) [-]
Does it have to be Keystone or will it work with an alcoholic beer as well?
#73 - DanLacasky (11/06/2013) [-]
does it have to be keystone? or can i just use the water from my faucet?
#29 - drynix (11/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**drynix rolled a random image posted in comment #707390 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** this is what my friends and I are drinking
#32 to #29 - cursesnew (11/06/2013) [-]
Drinking bullets isn't healthy you know.
#72 - cookiedude (11/06/2013) [-]

The person who made this picture chose to use Keystone as the beer.

Might as well drink cold piss.
User avatar #18 - froggets (11/06/2013) [-]
Also works with other Mario Karts; Played this with some friends playing MK:Wii, also added some more rules.
> If you drink and drive at the same time you'll have to do a shot,
> 1st place is allowed to give 25% extra to anyone he wants
> Last place gets to start drinking when the red light is on
> If picking a girl character you'll have to sit on the floor
> If being able to win and never fall of the road on Rainbow Road the winner is allowed to give 2 shots to each player, choose if he wants to drink the next lap AND can if he chooses to give 25% extra beer to all the others (this has to be their own beer, no sharing! who the **** shares beer?)
> Drinking Light Beer of anysort forces you to drink 2 beers each lap instead of one, so to shame being you if you're into Budlight, Keystone Light or Corona Light etc. etc.
#11 - hlcptr (11/06/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I still cant see why Americans are so obsessed with drinking games like beer pong etc. These things are almost non existent in the EU. Over here we have only one drinking game: its called drinking. The objective is to get as drunk as possible as fast as possible, and when im so drunk that YOU have to drive ME home, i win.
#23 to #11 - pusledusker (11/06/2013) [-]
This is not entirely right. I believe we have just as many drinking games as the US. Not that i should know, i've never been there. But as much as i like to drink massive amounts of beer (i'm a dane, so yeah) without any restraints, i also find these kinds of games amusing. At least some of them. And in Denmark, games like beer pong, beer golf, frisbee beer, and all those cardgames involving alcohol consumption are very popular. And i know from traveling that they are too ind Berlin, Amsterdam, Stokholm, Oslo, Prague, Dublin and Hamburg. Not to exclude your opinion, just drinking is very popular too.
#76 - klutzyspy ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
you wrote "aqcuire beer", but then you showed a can of water
User avatar #70 - Lilstow (11/06/2013) [-]
i actually played this with mario kart wii a couple weekends ago.

we didn't have beer so we used rum and mixers.

most of us vomited.

10/10 would play again.
User avatar #59 - carnivoreapples (11/06/2013) [-]
I'm still stuck on the "get friends" part
#52 - grampian (11/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
you don't get to talk about peach like that.
you don't get to talk about peach like that.
User avatar #1 - levelninetynine (11/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I think I know where I can obtain an N64 with Mario Kart.
#86 - bubbzieee (11/06/2013) [-]
excuse me but this game is called Kario Mart, I would know, I've been playing it for five years.
User avatar #80 - lolollo (11/06/2013) [+] (6 replies)
>Shotgun beer in the first 5 seconds.
>Finish race like normal.
>Feel amused because a single beer doesn't do **** to your state of mind.

You're better off doing shots.
Take a shot whenever you use a powerup.
2 shots if you use the star.
3 shots if you use the blue shell.
Take two shots whenever you pass whoever's in first place.

Those rules will get you ****** up proper...
User avatar #42 - sirfapaton ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
Gonna see if some of my friends would be interested in this...
#40 - anomsssssss (11/06/2013) [-]
i failed step 1 and 3
#38 - thepinkestofthepie ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
But... I didn't get my buds yet!
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