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#8 - carlsaganrealness (08/12/2015) [-]
My question is how much did the guy **** up in the relationship for her to be flirting with a bee?
User avatar #211 to #8 - thewanderinghatter (08/31/2015) [-]
He wasn't THAT bad
#58 to #8 - daemonicdemeanor (08/13/2015) [-]
**daemonicdemeanor used "*roll picture*"**
**daemonicdemeanor rolled image**I accidentally enlarged your image and am confuse...
User avatar #83 to #58 - hopporto ONLINE (08/13/2015) [-]
its a ******* PDF you **** eating wank.
User avatar #196 to #83 - metalocalypse (08/13/2015) [-]
Why so edgy? Calm down.. and for the record it's actually a .png. ' **** eating wank'


Also (for thematthew and anyone else wondering) the reason you see white when you click is because it has a transparent background. So it takes whatever color its being posted on as the background.
User avatar #207 to #196 - hopporto ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
oh **** i didnt realize i wrote pdf, now i look like a massive assclown
User avatar #206 to #196 - hopporto ONLINE (08/15/2015) [-]
Cuz its the internet, why not.
User avatar #203 to #196 - thematthew (08/13/2015) [-]
that's pretty much what i said, but you were more specific and explained it better.
User avatar #146 to #58 - crazylance (08/13/2015) [-]
Ah, Cortex Command, good old times...
User avatar #129 to #58 - thematthew (08/13/2015) [-]
everything is clear but the black, so when you enlarged it it blended with the enlarge background instead.
#12 to #8 - bleachboi (08/12/2015) [-]
I mean, I remember he was a pretty controlling and jealous guy. He was so much of an asshole that his girlfriend actually fell in love with a talking bee.
#165 to #12 - anon (08/13/2015) [-]
Looking at it objectively though, that's disgusting and illegal.
#195 to #165 - penguinprince (08/13/2015) [-]
not to forget in no way possible
#1 - sinery (08/12/2015) [-]
I should watch it again.
#6 to #1 - boomerpyro ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
i should watch it again since i'm at least twice as self aware as i was before.
#86 to #6 - anon (08/13/2015) [-]
You are now aware of your own awareness. and the weight of your jaw. and your tongue. and your nose peeking at the corner of your vision. and your breathing and that you're a masochist, since you keep opening these spoilers.
#167 to #86 - hardjunk (08/13/2015) [-]
i can't see my nose
my eyes are so ****** up
#166 to #86 - joelis (08/13/2015) [-]
I've read so much of this **** that it usually doesn't effect me anymore.


YOU'RE NOW THINKING ABOUT PINK ELEPHANTS.
User avatar #160 to #86 - lastweek (08/13/2015) [-]
and your clothes your penis that itch your hair
#168 to #160 - hardjunk (08/13/2015) [-]
**hardjunk used "*roll picture*"**
**hardjunk rolled image**my body is itchy now, it really worked
User avatar #177 to #168 - Koreawontletmefap (08/13/2015) [-]
I'm really aware of one particular part of my body now.
User avatar #171 to #168 - Lookingguy ONLINE (08/13/2015) [-]
the one taking off the white shirt has the best ass.
User avatar #197 to #168 - turdburgalar (08/13/2015) [-]
Sweet merciful Jesus
#169 to #160 - hardjunk (08/13/2015) [-]
**hardjunk used "*roll picture*"**
**hardjunk rolled image**my body is itchy now, it really worked
User avatar #170 to #169 - hardjunk (08/13/2015) [-]
thanks funnyjunk
#164 to #86 - froglordy (08/13/2015) [-]
**froglordy used "*roll picture*"**
**froglordy rolled image** I already do this all the time, however it's trying to get others to take the red pill that's difficult.
#145 to #86 - systemmonitor (08/13/2015) [-]
Alas brother, he has evolved
#9 to #6 - anon (08/12/2015) [-]
Self-awareness is a binary value.
#15 to #9 - adzoh (08/12/2015) [-]
Nah
#31 - redeadhunter (08/12/2015) [-]
Learn how to hold a rifle, you stupid piece of ******* oats.
#51 to #31 - slyforawhiteguy (08/13/2015) [-]
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**slyforawhiteguy rolled image**casual
even for SWOOT
User avatar #198 to #51 - turdburgalar (08/13/2015) [-]
What a royal bitch
User avatar #32 to #31 - conisnon (08/12/2015) [-]
What if he wants to become a pirate?
#101 to #31 - ScruffytheJanitor (08/13/2015) [-]
They're ATF, they don't actually know anything about guns.
User avatar #128 to #101 - guenane (08/13/2015) [-]
You betrayed the LAW!! (original) LAW
#21 - janeyzombie (08/12/2015) [-]
Best scene
#139 to #21 - omegez (08/13/2015) [-]
my face hurts now from laughing so hard, gg
User avatar #27 to #21 - kibbleking (08/12/2015) [-]
The Pee movie
User avatar #38 to #21 - jazzd (08/12/2015) [-]
I was expecting Allahu Ackbar

User avatar #39 to #38 - janeyzombie (08/12/2015) [-]
Some things are better unedited
User avatar #49 to #21 - ugoboom ONLINE (08/13/2015) [-]
no 9/11? what the ****
User avatar #50 to #49 - janeyzombie (08/13/2015) [-]
I'm a disappointment
Dishonor on me
Dishonor on my cow
#147 to #50 - tarabostes ONLINE (08/13/2015) [-]
Dishonor for killing all those jews
User avatar #131 to #21 - marthana (08/13/2015) [-]
i'm 12 seconds in
it's gonna be a 9/11 video
User avatar #132 to #131 - janeyzombie (08/13/2015) [-]
You didn't read the replies did you
User avatar #133 to #132 - marthana (08/13/2015) [-]
darn
#47 to #21 - mvtjets ONLINE (08/13/2015) [-]
I was hoping for 9/11
I'll never forget this
#180 to #47 - bigusdickus (08/13/2015) [-]
You happy now you sick **** ?
#200 to #180 - mvtjets ONLINE (08/13/2015) [-]
My dick is so hard right now
User avatar #113 to #47 - parishailsatan (08/13/2015) [-]
Sausey boo boo?
User avatar #116 to #115 - parishailsatan (08/13/2015) [-]
I am not surprise it's oney at all.
#100 to #47 - anon (08/13/2015) [-]
mmmmmmmmm
User avatar #14 - lordquas (08/12/2015) [-]
Finally, a Bee Movie thread. Now I don't feel so bad about my avatar
User avatar #123 to #14 - crazyguyindahood (08/13/2015) [-]
that's my skype avatar
User avatar #54 to #14 - oceansuns (08/13/2015) [-]
I like your avatar its very beeutiful ❤
#2 - theruse (08/12/2015) [-]
Dreamworks don't give a **** .
User avatar #29 to #2 - custodien (08/12/2015) [-]
Shrek's a " **** you!" to Disney.
Madagascar is a bunch of racist jokes.
Bee Movie is sexual innuendo.
And Kung Fu Panda is great.
#57 to #29 - growrp (08/13/2015) [-]
What about this guy?
User avatar #61 to #57 - custodien (08/13/2015) [-]
I honestly don't know. I liked the first one, haven't watched the second. Dreamworks has quite a few gems in between the cracks. I would say this and Flushed Away are two of them. Though, with all of HTTYD's spin off materials, you could say it's their money printer. Not to say the original material is lessened by it.
User avatar #66 to #61 - killjoyus (08/13/2015) [-]
to be fair HTTYD 2 has Hiccups dad ******* die on screen in a brutal fiery death so its like a " **** you" to ratings i guess
User avatar #68 to #66 - custodien (08/13/2015) [-]
[spoiler ]Or a step towards the non-coddling nature kids movies use to have. [/spoiler]
User avatar #84 to #68 - hopporto ONLINE (08/13/2015) [-]
wew lad nice spolir.
User avatar #161 to #84 - custodien (08/13/2015) [-]
thought my describing of it could have possibly given it away,

also i wanted to use it for the first time
User avatar #191 to #161 - killerliquid (08/13/2015) [-]
Just press the spoiler button man
User avatar #202 to #191 - custodien (08/13/2015) [-]
I did, but I thought the words had to go between the two boxes. Or do they and I still did it wrong?
User avatar #204 to #202 - killerliquid (08/13/2015) [-]
it's automatic when you press it
User avatar #69 to #68 - custodien (08/13/2015) [-]
whoops
User avatar #74 to #61 - MrFish (08/13/2015) [-]
I saw it in theaters expecting it to be a total flop. And it blew my ******* mind rate it 10/10. Would recommend to everybody
User avatar #175 to #61 - coolalliki (08/13/2015) [-]
The second one is the ******* balls.
User avatar #88 to #57 - duvallwhitey (08/13/2015) [-]
Well apparently everyone wants to **** that dragon.
#187 to #57 - anon (08/13/2015) [-]
Does it look like he is saying "I'd tap that? to anyone else?
#124 to #57 - anon (08/13/2015) [-]
beastiality
User avatar #48 to #29 - kaisakuenkou (08/13/2015) [-]
Is Antz a **** you to Pixar?
User avatar #52 to #48 - kaisakuenkou (08/13/2015) [-]
Apparently it's less pejorative than that, and while tensions were high, it was a more mutual competitivity between the companies.
User avatar #59 to #52 - custodien (08/13/2015) [-]
Basically, Jeffrey Katzenberg was the chairman of Walt Disney Studios. He quit after he was refused a promotion. He took over Dreamworks Animation. And supposedly stole the idea of Antz from Pixar after a conversation with John Lasseter.
User avatar #60 to #59 - kaisakuenkou (08/13/2015) [-]
But both movies have been critically acclaimed, and the differences outway the similarities, such as how antz revolves around how ants interact with other insects (such as termites) and a bug's life deals with many different bugs and well, their lives.

Thank goodness for the information superhighway
User avatar #65 to #60 - custodien (08/13/2015) [-]
I liked both at different times, but I've gone back to A Bug's Life more often. Studios compete like this all the time today, guess this is just another example of it.
User avatar #67 to #65 - killjoyus (08/13/2015) [-]
really? i seem to go back to Antz more. Guess i liked the more "real" sense to it, also the war scene ****** me up
User avatar #70 to #67 - custodien (08/13/2015) [-]
you know, i might rewatch it this weekend. it has been awhile. i might like it more now.
User avatar #85 to #70 - killjoyus (08/13/2015) [-]
i think that might be the case. Antz has a lot more older aimed humor and moments
User avatar #208 to #85 - custodien (08/18/2015) [-]
so i rewatched it yesterday night, and it is a lot funnier than I remember, but i think what puts me off is it's animation style. Not saying A Bug's Life's animation is amazing, but I think Antz hits that valley between cartoon and realistic that either is really good or really bad. And for them it's bad.

Shrek does it pretty good.
User avatar #209 to #208 - killjoyus (08/18/2015) [-]
yea the animation and art style are really stuck in uncanny valley, especially the bees. But i think the humor wins out over the weirdness of the art style
#134 - millhouse (08/13/2015) [-]
I can't believe they didn't talk about this scene from the movie.
#130 - drastronomy (08/13/2015) [-]
yuo see vladimir, when you hold gun like this, you no longer need eye camo. Scope give you dark eyes already when gun fires
#98 - xxdigitalxx (08/13/2015) [-]
Bees you say?
#127 to #98 - mcdonaldsexplain ONLINE (08/13/2015) [-]
Sauce please?
User avatar #136 to #127 - xxdigitalxx (08/13/2015) [-]
No saus
#24 - traelos (08/12/2015) [-]
>Last picture
>Fingers on triggers
>Disgust
User avatar #30 to #24 - atoaster (08/12/2015) [-]
Dude, that lady was a criminal! What if she was dangerous?!
#205 to #30 - traelos (08/13/2015) [-]
Fingers off the trigger until you're ready to shoot.

Even when dealing with cereal murderer grandmas.
#140 - asotil (08/13/2015) [-]
"But Vasily, if not hold gun to shoulder, what of reco-"

HUSHHHHHHHH now, Ivan. Of ok. No recoil under beddings. Was evicted. Return to sleepings of sweet Commissars, holding line from Fascist.

"But, of kick-"

NO KICKINGS, IVAN. KICKINGS NOT PAY RENT. ELBOWS EVICT KICKINGS. NO HARM TO ELBOWS. SLEEP
#20 - willindor ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
I wonder who's idea it was to let Seinfeld make a kiddie flick?
User avatar #3 - fatminion ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
I never heard of this film, and had to look it up. Any good?
User avatar #190 to #3 - jelopi (08/13/2015) [-]
no
User avatar #10 to #3 - frenzyhero (08/12/2015) [-]
It's not bad.
User avatar #63 to #3 - killjoyus (08/13/2015) [-]
meh, i'd say its a B movie
#4 to #3 - anon (08/12/2015) [-]
It's all right, not a must see but not a waste of time either.
#142 - brayburn (08/13/2015) [-]
This picture is finally relevant
#144 to #142 - vegasstoner (08/13/2015) [-]
hahaha i didnt know this was a image already, but i was going to make this joke right before i scrolled down.
#148 - bemmo (08/13/2015) [-]
It's like I don't even need to hear him to know he's played by Patrick Warburton.
#193 to #148 - fuckatron (08/13/2015) [-]
He actually was, holy ****
#152 to #148 - dachief (08/13/2015) [-]
Riiiiiiight.
#33 - malkotay (08/12/2015) [-]
first: I had dreams about her back when this came out

second: That guy looks so much like Perry Cox from Scrubs , did he voice him or something?
#43 to #33 - anon (08/13/2015) [-]
the only normal "american"
#37 to #33 - tandemwarelephant (08/12/2015) [-]
It was patrick warburton who voiced him.
User avatar #91 to #37 - dragginbref (08/13/2015) [-]
I've never seen the movie, but I could just tell that character just screams Warburton.
User avatar #192 to #37 - dannyzapdos ONLINE (08/13/2015) [-]
That man has the voice of a god. Liked him in the Emperors New Groove as well
#13 - murrlogic (08/12/2015) [-]
Why do I want to **** Dreamworks women more than I want to **** anything from Pixar or Disney?
User avatar #28 to #13 - Rei (08/12/2015) [-]
Cause Dreamworks movies are better?
#16 to #13 - beaterthebiter (08/12/2015) [-]
**beaterthebiter used "*roll picture*"**
**beaterthebiter rolled image**Because you have the capacity for independent thought.
User avatar #25 to #16 - donbionicle ONLINE (08/12/2015) [-]
Why did whoever make this give Dio an anime-woman's face?
#44 to #25 - dapperclapper (08/13/2015) [-]
Because he straight up actually wears lipstick as his Part III incarnation. Or at least he does in All Star Battle.

Also, is that Diego, or Phantom Blood Dio jumping onto his back?
User avatar #176 to #44 - dreygur (08/13/2015) [-]
It could at least be purple like it originally is.
User avatar #55 to #44 - donbionicle ONLINE (08/13/2015) [-]
I know he had lipstick on, but that is a lady's anime mouth regardless.
User avatar #46 to #44 - chitogekirisaki [OP](08/13/2015) [-]
Diego.
User avatar #104 to #13 - remsaman (08/13/2015) [-]
dreamworks know how to create human characters.
hence why pixar typically doesnt like having humans in their movies, and if they do, theyre only there for a short time. (and then there is wall-e, which doesnt even need humans to have proper dimensions, so everyone just looks like a pink baymax.)

i mean have you seen toy story's humans? they look ugly as fuq.
User avatar #105 to #104 - murrlogic (08/13/2015) [-]
True but there is porn of them anyway

My Dreamworkfu is essentially the picture I just posted but there is next to nothing of porn about her

a few erotic fanfictions here or there but I assure you nothing.

I want a sequel to over the hedge so badly
User avatar #107 to #105 - remsaman (08/13/2015) [-]
i always painted that woman as a cruella deville kinda character.
cant stand people who hate animals
User avatar #108 to #107 - murrlogic (08/13/2015) [-]
She doesn't hate animals she hates all of nature

Her backstory is once she became president of the home owners association she reinvested her large sums of money into building affordable suburban housing at the cost of clear cutting and bulldozing large quantities of forest WITHOUT permission from the EPA.

The EPA gave her a specific amount of land to use but with the help of absurdly exaggerated photoshop 10 acres of land ended up being 10,000 acres of land and she gleefully laughed as every last trees was cut down

I know this because this got explained in the really ****** video games. Her goal is to destroy all nature and pave it into an industrial sized utopia that fits her specific criteria.
User avatar #109 to #108 - remsaman (08/13/2015) [-]
wow you really do like this woman
#40 to #13 - floran (08/13/2015) [-]
you need professional help
#76 to #13 - syrianbro (08/13/2015) [-]
Man you have some insanely specific fetishes.
User avatar #78 to #76 - murrlogic (08/13/2015) [-]
I have no idea what you're talking about.
User avatar #35 - iridium (08/12/2015) [-]
A number of Comedians don't perform at colleges any more. Many of them just are just too oversensitive and butthurt.
User avatar #71 to #35 - samxdaxman (08/13/2015) [-]
There's a problem when comedians feel unwelcome at colleges because their jokes aren't PC enough.

There's a ****** HUGE problem when Jerry Seinfeld feels like colleges are too PC.
User avatar #79 to #71 - sooshishef (08/13/2015) [-]
That's really sad to be honest. My college gets comedians every now and then, and they don't care about getting the ones who aren't PC. I'd say for some it might be budgets and things like that.
User avatar #72 to #71 - iridium (08/13/2015) [-]
I dont know if that's why Jerry doesn't, but it is why a number of comedians like Chris Rock don't.
User avatar #41 to #35 - Lambda (08/13/2015) [-]
That's really disappointing. Colleges should be places of open-mindedness and free exchange of ideas. Instead they're money pits full of overly-sensitive closed-minded people who are just there because of some vague promise of future employment.
#17 - worldatarms (08/12/2015) [-]
The only moment I remember is when they ******* tranquillised Winnie the Pooh.
Nobody wants to see that.
#96 - gibroner (08/13/2015) [-]
I remember one time in high school we had to watch this in a finance class this my face the whole time
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