Bee in Your Mouth. I found this on my Tumblr dashboard.. II Source hec kat: ute: If you put bee in the freezer, it will get cold and tall asleep. After its asle Bee Mouth tumblr psychozoid andrew berry 2014
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Bee in Your Mouth

I found this on my Tumblr dashboard.

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hec kat: ute:
If you put bee in the freezer, it will get cold and tall asleep. After its
asleep, put it in your mouth, but dcdn' t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will
get warm and wake up. Now you have bee in your mouth.
Why the **** would I tlo that
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#9 - beehoning (01/21/2014) [+] (36 replies)
Sounds interesting..
#11 to #9 - ieatsnatch (01/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2 - resbiansrock (01/21/2014) [-]
Then go in public and open your mouth screaming demonically.
#10 - mcfattyfatty (01/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#8 - civilizedwasteland ONLINE (01/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#21 - thisisbait (01/21/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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This is also how you get a pet bee on a leash
#16 - I Am Monkey (01/21/2014) [+] (15 replies)
When I was like 12 I left my Slurpee on the porch while I dicked around in the yard. Unbeknownst to me a bee had gotten into the straw and gotten stuck in there. When I came back to take a sip it immediately got sucked up and stung the roof of my mouth. I had no idea what the 						****					 was happening until I spat out a drowning bee. It was truly horrifying.    
   
To this day I still have a phobia of this event. Every time I have a drink outside in the summer I instinctively check the straw for bees if I leave it alone for more that a minute.
When I was like 12 I left my Slurpee on the porch while I dicked around in the yard. Unbeknownst to me a bee had gotten into the straw and gotten stuck in there. When I came back to take a sip it immediately got sucked up and stung the roof of my mouth. I had no idea what the **** was happening until I spat out a drowning bee. It was truly horrifying.

To this day I still have a phobia of this event. Every time I have a drink outside in the summer I instinctively check the straw for bees if I leave it alone for more that a minute.
#32 - theJackal (01/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
this post changed my life
#61 - cazabrow (01/21/2014) [-]
When it wakes up.
When it wakes up.
#54 - flnonymousseven (01/21/2014) [+] (4 replies)
> tie sleeping bee to the end of a 3 foot thread
> tile the other end of the thread to the end of a 3.5 foot stick
> wield beestick against enemies
> unstoppable.
#133 - telekinesis (01/21/2014) [-]
> Obtain queen bee   
> Put the bitch in the freezer   
> KO big booty bee   
> Put in mouth   
> She makes baby bees   
> open mouth every so often so they can collect pollen   
> MFW free honey 4 lyfe
> Obtain queen bee
> Put the bitch in the freezer
> KO big booty bee
> Put in mouth
> She makes baby bees
> open mouth every so often so they can collect pollen
> MFW free honey 4 lyfe
#48 - mariamental (01/21/2014) [+] (5 replies)
This reminds me of something   
>Be me, 15   
>Find a bee, put it in jar in freezer   
>bee passes out   
>take the bee out, tie a string around it   
>go outside   
>bee starts to wake up   
>go on the street and start walking down   
> bee is flying beside me while attached to string   
>woman walking her dog comes towards me   
>herfacewhen she sees me walking my bee
This reminds me of something
>Be me, 15
>Find a bee, put it in jar in freezer
>bee passes out
>take the bee out, tie a string around it
>go outside
>bee starts to wake up
>go on the street and start walking down
> bee is flying beside me while attached to string
>woman walking her dog comes towards me
>herfacewhen she sees me walking my bee
#115 - stabbedinthecrotch (01/21/2014) [-]
The things people do to catch a buzz!
User avatar #1 - demigodofmadness ONLINE (01/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Yea until I panic and swallow the son of a bitch. Get a ******* bee sting on my sphincter.
#52 - mankey ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
And here I thought that scene was CGI.
#60 - triplexrated **User deleted account** (01/21/2014) [+] (7 replies)
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#102 - dross (01/21/2014) [+] (7 replies)
To-do this summer:   
   
>Acquire butterfly net (£15, off the internet)   
>Catch dragonfly (big-ass red one preferably)   
>Put in freezer JUST long enough to immobilise it. Don't freeze him, please.   
>Make a non-slip loop (you don't want to hurt it) around the join in body segments, below wing, above thorax (bonus points: matching-coloured thread.   
   
You now have a pet dragonfly. Make sure you have plenty of thread, they fly around like 						****					 once they get used to the string. Also, doesn't sting. Also, lands on your head a lot. 						*******					 quality.
To-do this summer:

>Acquire butterfly net (£15, off the internet)
>Catch dragonfly (big-ass red one preferably)
>Put in freezer JUST long enough to immobilise it. Don't freeze him, please.
>Make a non-slip loop (you don't want to hurt it) around the join in body segments, below wing, above thorax (bonus points: matching-coloured thread.

You now have a pet dragonfly. Make sure you have plenty of thread, they fly around like **** once they get used to the string. Also, doesn't sting. Also, lands on your head a lot. ******* quality.
#58 - triplexrated **User deleted account** (01/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#59 - triplexrated **User deleted account** (01/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #41 - jonajon (01/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Everyone is talking about putting a bee in your mouth, but how the hell do you get one in the freezer?
User avatar #29 - luvtokill (01/21/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Instructions unclear, penis stuck in toaster and my balls are swollen from the bee sting.
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