Because the Bible tells me so. blah blah blah words words words. were to find a said 2 - 2 = s then I wouldn' t I question what I' m reading. I lilli' as true.
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Because the Bible tells me so

blah blah blah words words words

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said 2 - 2 = s then I wouldn' t
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#1 - itsthetie ONLINE (02/16/2014) [+] (19 replies)
When I was 8 or 9 my great grandmother had just died, and I asked my dad after the funeral, where she was now. He told me she was in heaven with God. I spent what must have been half an hour, yelling at the sky waiting for an answer from her when we got home. When it never came, I went back inside and had waffles. This is how I stopped believing in God.
#25 - applescryatnight (02/16/2014) [+] (28 replies)
Let x=y. Then
x - y + y = x

(x - y + y) / (x - y) = y / (x - y)

1 + y / (x - y) = y / (x - y)

1 = 0

1 + 2 = 0 + 2

3 = 2

2 + 2 = 3 + 2 = 5
2 + 2 = 5

its a small loophole in math.
i know its not completely valid, as once you prove something impossible to be possible, everything is possible.
but its just one little thing that the guy could use.
#41 to #40 - applescryatnight (02/16/2014) [-]
you can with jesus.
User avatar #64 - notsolonleyisland (02/17/2014) [+] (7 replies)
2+2=22
the 22nd letter of the alphabet is v
v=5 in Roman numerals
2+2=5
#6 - angelious (02/16/2014) [+] (3 replies)
this is satire
this is satire
#42 - include (02/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#7 - economic (02/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**economic rolled a random image posted in comment #679652 at Friendly ** In business studies you're tought that 1 + 1 = 3.
Two business working together can produce more than the sum of their parts.
#46 - 4chan refugee (02/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
catholic joke time!!!
User avatar #3 - asheskirata ONLINE (02/16/2014) [+] (22 replies)
That's exactly the kind of **** that makes people laugh at America. We have the highest rate of rejection of science in favor of this ******** and it's just plain depressing.
I'm not saying belief is bad here, I'm saying subverting fact, or supported theory, with faith is wrong.
#205 - 4chan refugee (02/17/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I just want to say..

As a christian. These people who blindly follow the bible are morons. Did the jews REALLY walk around in the desert for 40 years? Did blowing horns around a city's walls REALLY have the power to make them crumble? Probably not. I understand that the Bible has stories that are probably false, or over-exaggerated (i.e. Revelations).

I don't REALLY believe that a creature with 7 heads will appear. Most of it is a metaphor anyways. What I do believe is the morals and underlying theme that one should lead a good life, be good-> do good. And hope God sees that fit. The bible is just a collection of stories anyways, they are not laws. You can derive ideas and morals FROM them, sure. But for goodness sake, don't believe every word..
#105 - demonfish (02/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Perfect
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#177 - Gewdaism (02/17/2014) [+] (6 replies)
#215 - jaketasticness (02/17/2014) [-]
I have faith in the Bible, but seriously, some people go a step too far with their "faith" and just make themselves look ridiculous.
#44 - doctorprofessornv (02/16/2014) [-]
<God's fw

#4 - brinkmantheman (02/16/2014) [-]
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#8 - bogdaneight (02/16/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I thought 2+2=22.
#79 - baitdoesnttalkback (02/17/2014) [+] (15 replies)
except the bible never said that so you are being a idiot OP clearly nowhere does it say 2 and 2 is 5. the bible doesnt have illogical phallicies like that so you are a moron. please kill yourself OP
#95 to #79 - hitbyadriveby (02/17/2014) [-]
yeah cuz a woman made out of one guy's rib is more believable than an arithmetic mistake.
User avatar #123 - nagafever (02/17/2014) [-]
I was raised with good morals.
"go believe in whatever you want, you little ***** just don't bother me"

Now i don't even believe in humans
User avatar #21 - generaljosh (02/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Christ, this is obviously satire. "2+2=5" is straight out of 1984.
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