Because the Bible tells me so. blah blah blah words words words. were to find a said 2 - 2 = s then I wouldn' t I question what I' m reading. I lilli' as true.
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Because the Bible tells me so

blah blah blah words words words

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said 2 - 2 = s then I wouldn' t
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#1 - itsthetie (02/16/2014) [+] (19 replies)
When I was 8 or 9 my great grandmother had just died, and I asked my dad after the funeral, where she was now. He told me she was in heaven with God. I spent what must have been half an hour, yelling at the sky waiting for an answer from her when we got home. When it never came, I went back inside and had waffles. This is how I stopped believing in God.
#25 - applescryatnight ONLINE (02/16/2014) [+] (28 replies)
Let x=y. Then
x - y + y = x

(x - y + y) / (x - y) = y / (x - y)

1 + y / (x - y) = y / (x - y)

1 = 0

1 + 2 = 0 + 2

3 = 2

2 + 2 = 3 + 2 = 5
2 + 2 = 5

its a small loophole in math.
i know its not completely valid, as once you prove something impossible to be possible, everything is possible.
but its just one little thing that the guy could use.
#41 to #40 - applescryatnight ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
you can with jesus.
User avatar #64 - notsolonleyisland ONLINE (02/17/2014) [+] (7 replies)
2+2=22
the 22nd letter of the alphabet is v
v=5 in Roman numerals
2+2=5
#6 - angelious (02/16/2014) [+] (3 replies)
this is satire
this is satire
#42 - include ONLINE (02/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#7 - economic (02/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**economic rolled a random image posted in comment #679652 at Friendly ** In business studies you're tought that 1 + 1 = 3.
Two business working together can produce more than the sum of their parts.
User avatar #3 - asheskirata (02/16/2014) [+] (22 replies)
That's exactly the kind of **** that makes people laugh at America. We have the highest rate of rejection of science in favor of this ******** and it's just plain depressing.
I'm not saying belief is bad here, I'm saying subverting fact, or supported theory, with faith is wrong.
#105 - demonfish (02/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Perfect
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#177 - Gewdaism (02/17/2014) [+] (6 replies)
#215 - jaketasticness (02/17/2014) [-]
I have faith in the Bible, but seriously, some people go a step too far with their "faith" and just make themselves look ridiculous.
#44 - doctorprofessornv ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
<God's fw

#4 - brinkmantheman (02/16/2014) [-]
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#8 - bogdaneight (02/16/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I thought 2+2=22.
#79 - baitdoesnttalkback (02/17/2014) [+] (15 replies)
except the bible never said that so you are being a idiot OP clearly nowhere does it say 2 and 2 is 5. the bible doesnt have illogical phallicies like that so you are a moron. please kill yourself OP
#95 to #79 - hitbyadriveby ONLINE (02/17/2014) [-]
yeah cuz a woman made out of one guy's rib is more believable than an arithmetic mistake.
User avatar #170 - basicargentinian (02/17/2014) [+] (6 replies)
If you don't take an antagonistic view on this it's interesting, He's saying that if in the bible he'd find osmething that he didn't accept as real, he'd find a way as to make it cohesive with his reality. Which you can twist as you wish into madness or you can assimilate it as you do seeing something you'd think impossive and aplying a rationalization to it.

tl;dr don't be so quick to dismiss what theist say, they might be onto something.
User avatar #123 - nagafever (02/17/2014) [-]
I was raised with good morals.
"go believe in whatever you want, you little ***** just don't bother me"

Now i don't even believe in humans
User avatar #21 - generaljosh (02/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Christ, this is obviously satire. "2+2=5" is straight out of 1984.
User avatar #72 - crazyeyedbioll (02/17/2014) [+] (24 replies)
Well, do you believe everything in math books, all the crazy **** with imaginary numbers and ********** and whatnot JUST because its in a book? Is this situation really that different? I'm trying to be neutral since everyone likes to jump on the hate wagon
#73 to #72 - pebar (02/17/2014) [-]
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ASTOUNDING: 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 + ... = -1/12
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