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sheepysquirrel (05/19/2014) [-] As the guy in the photo I can confirm that is less than 5 years of facial hair.
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nicksfluffyshiet (05/19/2014) [-] Pff aint a problem as long as it is the
face that stays unshaved! D:>
face that stays unshaved! D:>
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darkpotato ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-] **darkpotato rolled image** he said he wont shave his face not head or at least thats what i saw in the freaking content
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hellomynameisbill ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-] Out of all pictures you could've posted, you just had to pick the one that makes you look like a woman who just gave birth.
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demandsgayversion (05/18/2014) [-] I don't know how anyone could make that mistake. You're sewallman not sewallwoman.
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calawesome (05/18/2014) [-] So you're a baby? that's not a big stretch. You won't get facial hair for at like fifteen years.
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flaminator (05/18/2014) [-] I look forward to watch your beard when such time comes and I am thankful for this fountain of knowledge you are offering a commoner like me. Might the wizard live in peace and be loved!
Btw, gratz on your 3rd child, let's hope the baby turns out well and healthy!
Btw, gratz on your 3rd child, let's hope the baby turns out well and healthy!
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timelordjam (05/19/2014) [-] "u srs man?"
Mind if i keep this for a reaction pic....seeing as its your baby im going to ask
Mind if i keep this for a reaction pic....seeing as its your baby im going to ask
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suppression (05/18/2014) [-] Unfair. You don't even look old enough for pre-school, let alone growing a beard.
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timelordjam (05/18/2014) [-] In 8 hours this post has gained 3000 thumbs...if it keeps at this rate the outcome will be 9000 thumbs.
that's just over 24 and a half years.
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I wonder how long you can keep it going for
that's just over 24 and a half years.
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I wonder how long you can keep it going for
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niggasaurus (05/19/2014) [-] Are you going by one thumb is one day, because that would mean you don't shave for over 13 years at least
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veneficium (05/19/2014) [-] Takes a lot patience to let it grow and periodically update us for 12 years though
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veneficium (05/19/2014) [-] Just because it's ridiculous doesn't mean it's not going to happen. You can't just dismiss the possibility that he will deliver right out, you never know.
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veneficium (05/19/2014) [-] Why are you so pissed?? Are you a psychic? How can you be so sure? I know some things simply won't happen because it's impossible but this isn't one of them! Why are you so sceptical? Some choose to believe, never did I imply that I did, I'm just saying that you can't dismiss the idea that it can happen. Whatever your choice is you don't have any solid proof/reasoning to back it up. Of course I'd choose not to believe that he will leave the beard for 12 years but I'm accepting the fact that he just might do it.
tl;dr: Your attitude towards this post is wrong, not saying op will deliver, but you have to accept the possibility that he just might.
tl;dr: Your attitude towards this post is wrong, not saying op will deliver, but you have to accept the possibility that he just might.
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timelordjam (05/18/2014) [-] So currently at 2762 thumbs you will not shave for approx 7.5 years.
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anon (05/18/2014) [-] All of these people saying "I can't wait to see this".
This will probably gain over 3000 thumbs.
You do realize that's over 8 years?
This site will be gone by then, considering the condition it's in now.
This will probably gain over 3000 thumbs.
You do realize that's over 8 years?
This site will be gone by then, considering the condition it's in now.
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anon (05/19/2014) [-]
THERE WONT BE A YOUTUBE UNLESS WE PASS NET NEUTRALITY! NET NEUTRALITY! NET NEUTRALITY! WE WONT LET THE ROBER BARONS CENSOR OUR BROADBAND PASSIVES LIKE THE E-COMMUNISTS THEIR. VOTE AGAINST NET NEUTRALITY OR THE INTERNET WILL BE GONE IN FIVE YEARS MAYBE LESS!! AND YES CAPS LOCK IS NECESSARY TO EMPHASIZE THE WEIGHTING CRITICALITY OF THIS MESSAGE ACT NOW PLEASE
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sewallman [OP]ONLINE (05/18/2014) [-] **sewallman rolls 2,701**
This is a great number expectation
This is a great number expectation
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thewalruss (05/18/2014) [-] **thewalruss rolls 984** Trips and you change her name to potato
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sewallman [OP]ONLINE (05/18/2014) [-] It also means depraved. Pravus has multiple meanings in English because we took so many words from the Latin language to fill the English dictionary. It can be translated into nearly hundreds of different words all with the effect of it meaning not that great or small.
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articulate (05/18/2014) [-] I don't even care. The white men invaded long ago. Get with the times.
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kungfulouie (05/18/2014) [-] 2701 is about 7 and a half years. Considering at the time of this post your at 2110, you're gonna be one hairy ************ .
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kungfulouie (05/19/2014) [-] You're at 15 years now. You got your work cut out for ya.
And that work is mall Santa
And that work is mall Santa
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givememoarpony (05/18/2014) [-] that gif gives me the impression that it is actually reversed and that guy's hands actually are covered in sharp, razor-like spines, like a cat's tongue.
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nicksfluffyshiet (05/19/2014) [-] Dude he just shaved a bit of the beard every frame
and made a picture of it, then reversed it.
and made a picture of it, then reversed it.
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shadowrated (10/14/2014) [-] I didn't personally make this stop motion video. I downloaded it 2 years ago as a gif laying around in the fj comments and saved it to my reaction folder.
Props to the guy who made it
Props to the guy who made it
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Anonomousthirteen (05/18/2014) [-] He looks like such a little bitch pre-slap.....
Teach me, o master, how I may go about doing this "beard slap."
Teach me, o master, how I may go about doing this "beard slap."
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melolicious (05/18/2014) [-] The last time someone with facial hair from Austria won an election decided by votes it went horrible wrong
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kungfulouie (05/18/2014) [-] I still think that chick from Sweden should have won. Granted, I'm an American, but I think the only reason Tommy there got the prize is because he named himself Pussy Wiener, grew a beard, and dressed like a chick. That **** is dunce.
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temporalguardian (05/18/2014) [-] If my math is correct you're going for around 10 years without shaving or more. Have fun being a wizard.
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temporalguardian (05/18/2014) [-] Wow thats a lot of thumbs in this short of a time i didn't even check. So yeah, have fun being a wizard. Make sure to update us on your magic developing.
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midgettitwank (05/18/2014) [-] What if OP was a chick and we're ensuring her boyfriend is unhappy
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rodiganschmidt (05/19/2014) [-] you're at 13 or so years. If I were you I would delete my account and pretend that this never happened.
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thechosentroll (05/19/2014) [-] SON OF A PROTESTANT WHORE! Why did I have that saved as a gif?
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thechosentroll (05/19/2014) [-] Yup. Crossed: Wish You Were Here, specifically. It's the free online one. NOW WITH 15% MORE MANIACAL SCOTSMEN!
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financexplain (05/19/2014) [-] I've only got up to psychopath. I feel like I need this.
You got .cbr files of them by any chance?
You got .cbr files of them by any chance?
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herrokitteh (05/19/2014) [-]
I have pretty much all the Crossed story arcs in .cbr if you want.
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financexplain (05/19/2014) [-] If you wanna provide me with a torrent or something I may just love you forever.
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herrokitteh (05/19/2014) [-]
Hmmm I'm not sure if I can remember where I got them from. I might just upload them all sometime and give you the link.
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thechosentroll (05/19/2014) [-] Nope. You can read it online for free, though. It's a bi-weekly update. Haven't read it in ages, though. Stuff got in the way.
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financexplain (05/19/2014) [-] Would you be ever so kind as to provide me with a link?
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financexplain (05/19/2014) [-] I hate the comic book shop dude for getting me into it.
So worth it though.
So worth it though.
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thechosentroll (05/19/2014) [-] Agreed. I should catch up on it when I have the time. It has a surprisingly gripping plot for something that looks like it's gonna be a mindless gorefest.
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financexplain (05/19/2014) [-] Oh, it IS a mindless gore fest, but it's got an amazing story.
The ******* scientist story from the first volume? Tears bro.
The ******* scientist story from the first volume? Tears bro.
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thechosentroll (05/19/2014) [-] Sadly, I haven't read the original Crossed. Can't really buy it where I live and I haven't really bothered looking for it online.
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financexplain (05/19/2014) [-] Look at the reply to my comment asking for the .cbr files. If I get a link I'll give it to you. Really worth getting into.
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thechosentroll (05/19/2014) [-] I don't doubt it, but I don't have much time for that stuff right now. Exams and **** . When I found Crossed: Wish You Were Here, I spent 9 straight hours reading it. I can't afford to do that right now.
