Beard Explained. Just so everyone knows. I'm using the sum of both the green and red thumbs, and every thumb counts for a day. If I need to amend my plan to gro
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Beard Explained

Just so everyone knows. I'm using the sum of both the green and red thumbs, and every thumb counts for a day.

If I need to amend my plan to grow out the best beard in the USA, I will post a followup.

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Submitted: 05/19/2014
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#15 - athale ONLINE (05/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by sewallman
User avatar #16 - tranquilizer (05/19/2014) [-]
-"Daddy why is your beard so long? You look like a hobo."
-"Well, son, back in the days before teleportation and a cure for autism were invented, Daddy made a promise on the 'internet', a primitive version of The Megaweb. I promised the users of Funnyjunk and their leader Admin I wouldn't let them down."
#21 - include (05/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
10 years.
10 years.
User avatar #22 to #21 - sewallman ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
Green + red thumbs has a total of 21 years and 6 months.
#42 - AnonymousDonor (05/20/2014) [+] (5 replies)
yeah i have no idea who you are

and ill never bother to learn
#34 - infinitereaper (05/20/2014) [+] (3 replies)
My advice is to post yearly updates. Once a year.   
   
Or else people will get tired of you.
My advice is to post yearly updates. Once a year.

Or else people will get tired of you.
User avatar #25 - kennyh (05/19/2014) [+] (4 replies)
just like admin. Bitching about everything.
A post has not seen that much attention in years and what does he do? Bitch
"Bitch" is admin default setting.
#32 - magicianbl ONLINE (05/20/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I once didn't shave for 14 years. I started shaving at 14. I was really hairy.
#35 to #32 - doktorwhat (05/20/2014) [-]
pics or it didn't happen. I'm currently at 2.5 years. Here's a pic at 1.5 years
#6 - letrollzor (05/19/2014) [-]
When you post how your beard ended up in 20 years
When you post how your beard ended up in 20 years
User avatar #5 - approved (05/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I really don't see the point of doing this..why grow out a beard for a site that might not even last for 2015, let alone 15 years or whatever. Even then, people will most likely will forget - it might not be everyone, but most because 15 (or so) years is a hell of a long time.

I'll admit, admin was a bit rude, but he kind of said some truth. You would look homeless, and wouldn't be able to get a job (or might have to shave it, at least). Not only that, but wouldn't it get uncomfortable after awhile?

I know you can do whatever you want, but I felt the need to put my 2 cents into this.
User avatar #7 to #5 - sewallman ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
Me and some guy already explained to addy about how in my line of work beards are a very common thing.

I work doing construction and hauling construction materials, so my appearance doesn't matter at all to a work place setting for me.

Opinions are always welcome with me, everyone has one.
#19 - spanishninja (05/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
that beard grew awfully fast for a day 2
that beard grew awfully fast for a day 2
#9 - beren (05/19/2014) [+] (4 replies)
>Pic known for OP not delivering.
>Pic my actual FW OP finally delivers.
The irony.
User avatar #2 - jackknapp (05/19/2014) [-]
Well, good luck to you.
Hopefully FJ stays up that long.
#53 - ohpee ONLINE (05/20/2014) [+] (4 replies)
**ohpee rolled image** lol at joshlol bitching about thumbwhoring.
I don't give a **** , you should make a post every month. This should be good.
User avatar #63 to #53 - sewallman ONLINE (05/20/2014) [-]
I'm going to take a picture each day, when I submit content, post that days picture. But at the end of the month, do a gif image of each face picture, and then when I reach two months, I'm going to take the one month gif and put that on there too. ect until FJ ends.

My wife gave me the idea.
User avatar #4 - existenceisfutile (05/19/2014) [-]
Shame about addy being a cunt, but good luck anyway
#1 - onderdonk (05/19/2014) [-]
I believe in you.
I believe in you.
#79 - oculusmortis ONLINE (11/09/2014) [-]
**oculusmortis rolls 96** how many seconds ill go without shaving
#37 - xcoreyx (05/20/2014) [-]
I'll give it a month
User avatar #30 - landartheconqueror ONLINE (05/20/2014) [-]
if you grow a long beard, you gotta work out a lot and get jacked, so that you get that viking look, and not that greasy hipster look
User avatar #28 - majinooo ONLINE (05/20/2014) [-]
I was one of those kids that had a full beard in high school. Good luck. If you truly have the power, about 3 weeks into it your gonna itch like a ************ . But that is the crucial time.
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