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l_ | Anonymous M/ ( Satyr. 42: 44 No. 624294655 -
we me
ween tapping forebears
Anstice dick is bent slightly to the left (totally natural
and ham noticeable actually)
paranoid like "this happened because I' m
tapping with my right hand"
iheartfapping with my left hand
months later dick is still crooked
iwantto bend it the otherway
Hinder my dick. hardon. eye. grab it. yank it to the left
mpa
iscream
pearents burst into my reem
stake mete the hospital
****
broke my dick because was trying to bend it
had to explain to my parents and the doctor
stuck my life
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Submitted: 07/29/2015
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#1 - cheastnut (07/29/2015) [-]
>me sometime between 5th- 7th grade
> in sex ed
>teacher talking about guys need to clean under the foreskin
>was unclear about circumcision leading up to it
>sometime later thinking about that really look at penis
>see a ring around it and a significant skin tone change
>remembering about the thing she said about can get infected
>I think I'm not washing well enough
>spend more and more time washing it
>being so young I don't realize much of sexual pleasure involved but as time goes on
>MFW I started masturbating because I was trying to clean my dick
>MFW it lead to me being pretty much addicted to it then to porn to the point I think I've damaged my dick by a thing called urethral scaring and have to use cation to fap and use lotions and stuff to keep it from stinging when I pee (yes I checked for STDS but if you're not born with it you have to have to actually have sex to get them).
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#2 to #1 - michaelrock [OP](07/29/2015) [-]
that face is magical.... and what would happen if you masturbated for about two years without using lotion?
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User avatar #6 - comicexplain (07/29/2015) [-]
... Well, at least I'm not alone.

On the other hand (Heh), I never attempted to break it back into place. Because I'm not stupid, and know it would just be a jagged piece if I did.
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#5 - notred ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
Maybe it's the same kid?
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#7 - clustero ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
> Find out my foreskin is too tight
> It was only when i had an erection so it would only be a problem if i would have sex
> went to doctor to get it fixed
> old wrinkly ass man fiddles my wiener with his scissor and cuts the little ring thats under the skin
> spend a week with thick bandages around my dick and constantly having blood dripping out
> dick finally heals and i wait some more days before deciding to fap just in case
> mfw my foreskin is still too tight
> mfw it was a wasted effort because im probably gonna die alone anyway.
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#4 - civicdoodies (07/29/2015) [-]
2 years is probably too long to be fapping...
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#3 - mrwillje (07/29/2015) [-]
eh could be worse
 
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