Be honest. in a way that just the person that needs that opinion will know... clever little putting it on the bottom of the toilet seat so only he would see it
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Be honest

in a way that just the person that needs that opinion will know.

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User avatar #78 - angelicdemon (11/02/2013) [-]
I'm sick as hell and can't even think explain please.
#76 - anonymous (10/31/2013) [-]
way to be a bro bro.
#77 to #76 - anonymous (10/31/2013) [-]
o.O i am in no way ever at all a beiber fan wtf?
#75 - anonymous (10/30/2013) [-]
Maybe the sex was lousy and she never wanted to see him again.
#67 - Jeff C (10/28/2013) [-]
I can hardly find a pen and duct tape in my own house **** trying that in a house I've never been in before
#63 - mrwillje ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #62 - footballmaniac (10/28/2013) [-]
That's ******* smart.
#61 - datswag (10/28/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #48 - pulluspardus (10/28/2013) [-]
"if I was you"

that guy has a split personality probably and the other guy is himself.
#57 to #48 - laxwarriord ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
What? He is saying if he was in that situation he would want to be told
User avatar #59 to #57 - pulluspardus (10/28/2013) [-]
**** , I thought he is saying "i'd want to know if it was you"
User avatar #38 - mrgoodlove (10/28/2013) [-]
Under the toilet seat is genius!
#34 - Iseewhatudidthar (10/28/2013) [-]
How would he see it? We never lift the seat
User avatar #66 to #34 - picklemanatee (10/28/2013) [-]
I have a poop toilet and a pee toilet. I don't lift the seat and I'm not about to put my cheeks on a toilet that had pee on it.
#32 - lolollo (10/28/2013) [-]
OK. guys, I know how you all have this ridiculous fascination with being "alpha" and whatnot, but I'll say this next part regardless.

I wouldn't sleep with that chick. I would collect my **** , and leave. It'd be difficult (by God would it be difficult), but I'll assume I'd be able to do it. It's the principle of the thing, I can't stand it when people are unfaithful.

In fact, if I was feeling motivated enough, I'd even attempt to make sure her boyfriend found out, assuming the note on the toilet seat doesn't already do that. That **** just won't fly.
#68 to #32 - fuckyouto (10/28/2013) [-]
I found out once a good looking girl I picked up from the club was with a guy and I left.
User avatar #44 to #32 - swimmingprodigy (10/28/2013) [-]
how would you know if she didnt tell him till the morning after?
User avatar #65 to #44 - lolollo (10/28/2013) [-]
There's a note under the toilet seat saying "She has a boyfriend."

Did...did you not look at the content before skipping to the comments?
User avatar #70 to #65 - swimmingprodigy (10/29/2013) [-]
You dont get my point. Comment 32 is saying that he wouldn't sleep with that chick if she had a boyfried.
And I'm asking him how would he know if she has a boyfriend if she didn't tell him after they had done it
User avatar #71 to #70 - lolollo (10/29/2013) [-]
1. I'm comment number 32.
2. I'm speaking as the guy who found the note under the toilet pre-coitus.
User avatar #39 to #32 - seras ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
And that's why I don't have sex with a girl unless I'm in a relationship with her. I hate when women do that **** .
User avatar #33 to #32 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account** (10/28/2013) [-]
Dude, check the pic. It says she told him about her boyfriend the morning after they had sex. He didn't know.
User avatar #35 to #33 - lolollo (10/28/2013) [-]
I'm not mad at the dude for sleeping with a chick with a boyfriend, I'm mad at the chick for sleeping with another dude while having a boyfriend. Out of the two of them, she's the one who would know. I never penalize the person involved in the event who couldn't possibly have known.
User avatar #37 to #35 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account** (10/28/2013) [-]
Ah, that clears things up. Yeah, she's a bitch. But now her boyfriend will find out and leave her, at least, so there's one good thing.
#20 - sashxanete **User deleted account** (10/28/2013) [-]
Only 3 circumstances:
-1. The boy who ****** his girlfriend took the photo.
-2.The girlfriend discovered it and took the photo and post it?¿?¿?
-3.The boyfriend saw it and posted the photo ?¿?¿?

Only the first one looks the right one Maybe fake but i dont know
User avatar #27 to #20 - alhemicar (10/28/2013) [-]
No, the guy who ****** that girl made wrote this to inform her bf so he knows she cheated on him.
User avatar #23 to #20 - buttplugmaster (10/28/2013) [-]
option 4: this never happened
#47 to #16 - unholyjebus (10/28/2013) [-]
Well not if the girl tells her boyfriend who you are then he finds you and beats the crap out of you
User avatar #49 to #47 - lotengo (10/28/2013) [-]
He did not know the girl had a boyfriend. Must be a real jerk to get mad at the guy who left the note.

#55 to #49 - unholyjebus (10/28/2013) [-]
I'm sure guys like that exist, and are in great numbers. Or maybe I'm just cynical
User avatar #58 to #55 - lotengo (10/28/2013) [-]
meh, if u didnt know the girl had a boyfriend u probably did not know her. So she would not know u.
This sounds like the guy who left the note just got lucky with a random skank he met in a bar.
And most times u pik up some skank from a bar u just know each others first names.

So i doubt the girl knows the guys last name/adress/number
#10 - include **User deleted account** (10/28/2013) [-]
Under the toilet seat.
User avatar #6 - I Am Monkey (10/28/2013) [-]
What is he's one of the dicks that just pisses all over the seat rather than lift it.
Actually in that case he probably deserves it
#45 to #6 - thegirlyoudespise (10/28/2013) [-]
then he deserved it
User avatar #30 to #6 - lolollo (10/28/2013) [-]
Then he wouldn't deserve to find out until the morning after.
User avatar #7 to #6 - mutzaki (10/28/2013) [-]
I sit down when I tinkle, like a pretty little girl.
No mess, no aiming, can always poop, empties your bladder more, and is better in the long run for your prostate's and bladder's health.
User avatar #54 to #7 - lotengo (10/28/2013) [-]
maybe your girl is cheating on u and u will never find out.

Something about the sentence 'I sit down when i tinkle, like a pretty little girl' makes me think u are far from able to plesure a woman sexualy. So i dont blame her for cheating
User avatar #72 to #54 - mutzaki (10/29/2013) [-]
I'm not gonna lie here, lotengo. You seem to be a bit of a retard just by the way you type and carry yourself online. Or, I can give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're thirteen years old. Either way, you should probably take a nap.
User avatar #73 to #72 - lotengo (10/29/2013) [-]
im not gonna lie here either. But English is not my first language. And i was kinda stoned last night
User avatar #74 to #73 - mutzaki (10/29/2013) [-]
That's adorable, but I'm not impressed.
User avatar #13 to #7 - monkeyskull (10/28/2013) [-]
I find I get more out when I stand. Something to do with angles, maybe?
User avatar #56 to #13 - lotengo (10/28/2013) [-]
when i sit down only when i have to take a **** (no homo) to pee

I have to push my ******* down between my legs and that automaticly bends/pinches it in a way the piss cant stream free

Try standing up bend your dick half way up the shaft, u cant piss that way
#25 to #13 - gmarrox (10/28/2013) [-]
Gravity, and other science things. possibly even torque.
#43 to #25 - anonymous (10/28/2013) [-]
WTF 						*****					 U JUST WENT CRAZY.   


User avatar #14 to #13 - mutzaki (10/28/2013) [-]
It's the same reason why it's easier to **** when you squat (as they do in Japan). We've always been meant to squat when we go to the bathroom. Standing up while peeing is something we've learned from society. I mean, if you want to stand, no one's going to stop you, but seaters have always been made fun of for no reason.
User avatar #40 to #14 - seras ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
Standing up while ******* is an instinct from way back when we still had to be on the look out for wild animals. In case of danger we guys can just run away.
The reason why women often go to the toilet together has the same background: the other one stands guard.
User avatar #41 to #40 - mutzaki (10/28/2013) [-]
The one about guys has potential truth behind it, but ultimately isn't the optimal way to empty your bladder. About women,, sorry, that's purely social/cultural.
User avatar #19 to #14 - timmywankenobi (10/28/2013) [-]
I dunno men have been peeing standing up since the start of recorded history.
#28 to #19 - jazzytheferret (10/28/2013) [-]
While true to some point, it's only when movement or speed is required (real or not). it's more out of convenience. There's a reason when you **** you piss as well.
User avatar #29 to #28 - timmywankenobi (10/28/2013) [-]
yes all the muscles relax to allow for non painful bowel movements.
User avatar #9 to #7 - ass (10/28/2013) [-]
I did not need to know that.
User avatar #17 to #9 - salihzzz ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
and so we meet
#11 to #9 - mutzaki (10/28/2013) [-]

And yet, you do.
#8 to #7 - khepri (10/28/2013) [-]
A true Saiyan sprinkles when he tinkles.
#5 - anonymous (10/28/2013) [-]
What if she cleaned the toilet before he saw it?
User avatar #15 to #5 - vampireinarm (10/28/2013) [-]
implying some one like her would go "GEE WEEZ, just woke up from cheating on my bf better clean the ******* !"
#4 - bitchesbanthymine (10/28/2013) [-]
That's a 						*******					 genius communication system, I'll remember this if women ever take over the world.
That's a ******* genius communication system, I'll remember this if women ever take over the world.
#60 to #4 - nandaaz (10/28/2013) [-]
But what if women start cleaning the toilets? Then your communicating system doesn't work so well
User avatar #53 to #4 - kangaroorat (10/28/2013) [-]
If we took over the world, there would only be a permanent toilet seat.
User avatar #22 to #4 - romneykun (10/28/2013) [-]
then they would just make the toilet seats smaller
#12 to #4 - motherfuckingkenji (10/28/2013) [-]
Fear not, brother; I'm working to prevent that.
User avatar #26 to #12 - niggasaurus (10/28/2013) [-]
Who made this
User avatar #3 - landofbabe ONLINE (10/28/2013) [-]
nice doge
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