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we Australian
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wing 9001
scroto the pillow saying "shasha' ll not be mite. "
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please stop
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we austrailian
swatch youtube video
waded stops
Nata usage cap reached
F Anonymous .libi ( Fri) .
I think that' s why they are all here
They can' t play their multiplayer games
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we Australian
met out ofthe house to taste some fresh air
stall into the pit because the world literally hasn' t rendered yet
met into hell hours
statan lags into the room
met banned for high ping
awake up in your bed
mmom phases through your doors while you masturbate
woo untag your penis thrusting it too hard and braking it
everywhere
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#20 - lettersonlywhy (11/23/2015) [-]
As an Australian I can confirm this is 100% accurate.
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User avatar #110 to #20 - dredgewill (11/24/2015) [-]
As an Australian, I can confirm this is -10% correct, it is fine on American servers for me, my friends rage about how I am playing on a Washington server and not lagging out, and I have good internet service: 1.5mbps ( **** in other countries but this is 'straya). The only problem is, there is not enough Australian servers, some games don't even offer servers in Australia.
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#118 to #110 - anon (11/24/2015) [-]
dafuq man. i live in a ****** east european country and we can get 100 mbps for something like 6$ a month
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User avatar #119 to #118 - dredgewill (11/24/2015) [-]
1.5 megabytes per sec download i mean
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#142 to #119 - arrakasi (11/24/2015) [-]
*megabits
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User avatar #113 to #110 - basedsource ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
How is that possible, your ping has to do with how close you are to the host. What do you average? and what do you classify as American servers?
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User avatar #116 to #113 - dredgewill (11/24/2015) [-]
American as in Washington, I do not know why, but I can play perfectly fine on American servers, only around 50-100 ping, which means slight stutter sometimes.
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User avatar #121 to #116 - basedsource ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
Sounds like you are right next to a pretty major internet tower and have an almost direct connection to the US, I envy you.
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User avatar #122 to #121 - dredgewill (11/24/2015) [-]
I live pretty much at the edge of sydney, like right on the edge, so yeah, not sure. Btw, Australia has some of the ********* internet in the world.
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User avatar #124 to #122 - basedsource ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
Oh trust me I know man, I live here too
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User avatar #125 to #124 - dredgewill (11/24/2015) [-]
Anon says 100 megabytes per second in European country, download speed? cos in Australia, best is 3 megabytes per second download.
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#135 to #125 - anon (11/24/2015) [-]
actually 100 Mbps internet = 10 MB/s download
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User avatar #186 to #135 - dredgewill (11/25/2015) [-]
well, then the best in australia is 30 mbps, we only have 15 mbps, dafuq?
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#144 to #20 - anon (11/24/2015) [-]
isn't wow one of the few games that actually has oceanian servers for guys like you?
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User avatar #107 to #20 - contrastion (11/24/2015) [-]
Lucky for us in Tas we got things setup somewhat here, low ping and rates are eh.
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#112 to #107 - anon (11/24/2015) [-]
Yeah ping isn't really an issue here since its more to do with how close the host is and you wont be using up a 600gb data cap unless you're torrenting pretty hard. The only thing that's total **** is the speeds, 1mb down 100kb up
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#151 to #20 - anon (11/24/2015) [-]
How the **** is Australia one of the highest ranking countries in the world if everythings so **** ?
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User avatar #169 to #20 - djmaryhikineet ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
For a while in canada our internet provider had a unlimited internet plan, it was **** 10 minite videos would take 2 hours to load and I had a bad time trying to play multiplayer games. I had it for a long while and it got worse before the provider got rid of the plan.
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User avatar #26 to #20 - lurkerlarry ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
As a non-Australian, I would like to know what the **** is up with your guy's internet connection.
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#31 to #26 - ragequittingagain (11/23/2015) [-]
Short story is that decades back the federal govt. made the ******* crazy decision to privatise the telecommunications infrastructure.

Surprise surprise, the now private telstra spent the next 30 years or so neglecting the living **** out of the copper network, only doing repairs when needed and basically only upgrading when they absolutely had to. Also charging their customers extortionate rates, but that's another story.

So, 3 election cycles ago a labour party government was elected, one of the promises they made was the National Broadband Network, an absolutely wonderful plan to wrest control of the network back from Telstra and simultaneously replace the rotting copper network with a shiny new fiber-to-the-premises network. Of course, it took them nearly 6 years after being elected to even start the damn thing.

So, of course, in the intervening time a new gov. was elected. A Liberal Nationals government. So, Malcom Turnbull, the former communications minister and now prime minister, took the opportunity to say 'hey this NBN thing is costing too much, let's **** with it so it costs less now and more in the future!'. His plan is patently retarded, he wants to use the EXISTING COPPER (Which is ****** ) to deliver fiber-to-the-node services.

TLR our governments through a string of monumental **** ups have *********** our internet, and the future of it.
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#49 to #31 - slias (11/24/2015) [-]
You left out the part where the Liberal NBN is now going to cost at least as much as the Labour NBN. A miniscule fraction of the original product for the same price! What a ******* bargain.
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#136 to #49 - anon (11/24/2015) [-]
No, the FttN plan wouldn't cost anywhere near as much as the FttP plan, as the labour requirements to install FttP is far greater than that of FttN.

Then you couple that with our Trade Union's constantly trying to get payrises every few months, as well as ongoing increases to the cost of materials, and the project begins to blow out to extraordinary lengths.

FttN is not anywhere near as good as FttP, but testing has found that speeds of 100MBps down and 40MBps up are possible on a FttN network.

And this isn't being paid for with free money. This is tax payers money, and considering how **** our health, education, and public transport systems are, I'd prefer to see money spent on these more essential services.
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#138 to #136 - anon (11/24/2015) [-]
www.nbnco.com.au/blog/fttn-will-help-connect-end-users-to-the-nbn-network-more-quickly.html

>Our recent FTTN trials up in Belmont, NSW saw end-users within 400 metres of the cabinet getting speeds of up to 100Mbps/40Mbps – even end-users located over 700 metres from the cabinet were still getting speeds of over 60Mbps/20Mbps.

I'm currently getting 12Mbps, and it's more than enough for what me and my family need (gaming/streaming music/movies). When I stand out the front of my house, I can see the cabinet about 200 metres down the street. If I can get 100Mbps, I would be more than happy, hell, I'd be happy with getting 25Mbps.
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User avatar #57 to #31 - lettersonlywhy (11/24/2015) [-]
Also doesn't NBN co own 100% of the fiber network that it leases out to all the phone companies? So if they keep rolling out the current plan NBN co owns 100% of the internet in aus and so they can charge whatever the **** they want for it.
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User avatar #83 to #57 - feedtehtrollz ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
no
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User avatar #40 to #31 - lurkerlarry ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
That sounds horrible. Now I have another reason to be glad I don't live in 'straya.
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#38 to #31 - anon (11/24/2015) [-]
use semicolon in tl;dr ya tard
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User avatar #100 to #38 - ilovehitler (11/24/2015) [-]
log in ya tard
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#158 to #100 - anon (11/24/2015) [-]
make me make an account ;)
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User avatar #120 to #26 - threeeighteen ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
Australia is apparently on another planet. That's all I can think of, New Zealand isn't part of our planet though.
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#35 to #26 - anon (11/24/2015) [-]
* your guys'

(your guy's = your guy has)
(your guys' = your guys has)
remember that and you'll go far
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#37 to #35 - lurkerlarry ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
**** off you dickhead
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#157 to #37 - anon (11/24/2015) [-]
Go to school, my child.
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User avatar #123 to #35 - dredgewill (11/24/2015) [-]
As a grammar nazi, I agree
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#13 - tarabostes ONLINE (11/23/2015) [-]
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User avatar #41 to #13 - snekebekeliek (11/24/2015) [-]
Accurate. lol
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User avatar #65 to #41 - sandinmyeyes (11/24/2015) [-]
Yeh, Americans hate roundabouts because we're all fat and lazy, so accurate and correct, most of us hate them because they are put in areas where we don't ******* need them
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User avatar #101 to #65 - KillinTime (11/24/2015) [-]
it's a joke not a dick don't take it so hard.
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#159 to #101 - bakagaijin (11/24/2015) [-]
**bakagaijin used "*roll picture*"**
**bakagaijin rolled image**I'm gonna take that line how sandinmyeyes takes jokes
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User avatar #127 to #65 - enlightednatzie ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
But you are fat and lazy
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User avatar #155 to #65 - makethingsworse (11/24/2015) [-]
One in the middle if Nashville, only ******* one, is the pinnacle of terrifying. Honestly, if you were dropped into the middle of my city and that's where you ended up you would be convinced it's a city full of assholes.
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#161 to #65 - anon (11/24/2015) [-]
gg americans can't take jokes but paris bombings are okay.

dumb fat american go eat **** .
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#182 to #65 - snekebekeliek (11/25/2015) [-]
Plot twist: I'm an American.
Good grief man... I make a joke that adds to the joke I'm commenting on. You get pissed at my comment, and yet you don't bother to get offended by that picture? Wow, man. I'm freakin' honored.
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User avatar #183 to #182 - sandinmyeyes (11/25/2015) [-]
"accurate. lol" master of the joke
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User avatar #104 to #13 - advice ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
Urban planning major here:
the roundabout is only good in certain situations, but for the most part the theory of city is to be somewhere that is easily walkable, as that cuts down on traffic. To that end, a roundabout is ******* horrifying for pedestrians and also cuts down on city flow when you have a lot of them in an area, replacing a roundabout with a traditional 4 light intersection guarentees some sort of flow for cars and protection for pedestrians.
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User avatar #22 to #13 - belshir (11/23/2015) [-]
my old history teachers wife was canadian, when they had her folks over to visit the idea of a roundabout baffled them, do they just not have them over there?
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User avatar #30 to #22 - pocketstooheavy (11/23/2015) [-]
We have roundabouts in Canada, but here they're called "Roundaboots"
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User avatar #59 to #30 - deathstare (11/24/2015) [-]
Roundabout are very rare in Toronto. In fact, I've never seen more than one. I know a lot of Toronto
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User avatar #66 to #59 - pocketstooheavy (11/24/2015) [-]
I live west of Toronto and there's a few of them out here.
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User avatar #94 to #66 - ThaGame ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
i know that around guelph they love to use em. had to drive there once to pick up a car and there was the most ****** roundabout ive ever seen with like at least 6 different exits, but it worked perfectly. theres only one roundabout near where i live and people still dont know how they work.
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User avatar #145 to #94 - pocketstooheavy (11/24/2015) [-]
There's one on the way in to Waterloo that I always drove through on the way to work. At rush hour it was always insanely busy, but still quicker than a stop light.
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User avatar #23 to #22 - undeadmaus (11/23/2015) [-]
There exist roundabouts in the US but not in all states, and considrering how big it is there are people there who have never seen one
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#60 to #13 - anon (11/24/2015) [-]
In mass they are common and called 'rotarys'. No not rotaries. Same with NH.
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User avatar #146 to #60 - moldybreadcrumb (11/24/2015) [-]
Can confirm, from new hampshire here and for some reason everybody i've met calls them "rotarys".
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User avatar #67 to #13 - maxismahname (11/24/2015) [-]
The reason we don't like them is because we barely have any experience with them. The reason we barely have any here is unknown to me. My guess is because of how a lot of our cities are organized in grids, so roundabouts wouldn't really make sense
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User avatar #71 to #67 - redplasticcup ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
It would look a bit weird but it would still work as a grid.
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User avatar #87 to #13 - pyrointheface (11/24/2015) [-]
I've only ever seen one in my life, and I'm not even sure it's a roundabout, or a ****** up street.
what even is the point of a roundabout? That just looks messy as **** , it's not me I'm worried about, it's some of the other drivers I've seen around my old town and how they would **** it up even more
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#111 to #87 - tangedal (11/24/2015) [-]
**tangedal used "*roll picture*"**
**tangedal rolled image** Yeah, well. In theory a roundabout gives better flow in the traffic than lights.
But it's depending if people are fletching through the roundabout during rush etc.
And implementing them in areas previously void of roundabouts can be very messy as people 1) Don't go in the right lane 2) Forget the fantastic fact that they have turn signals 3) Don't watch their right side (left for uk/australia etc)

In my town(Skien Norway) we had a great boom of roundabouts, which helped alot. Mostly. Though for some reason, at the most traffic intensive point there is lights around the roundabout to allow pedestrians....Yeah Lights to allow pedestrians, 3 places in a stretch of 100 meters, which causes the traffic to congest because 1 ****** wants over the road. (Great joke hear is that there is a walking road via tunnel under the road right next to it.) How its planned is important.
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User avatar #92 to #13 - monkeybrains (11/24/2015) [-]
We have a ******* of em in Jersey.
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#130 to #92 - JonathanNowFuckYou (11/24/2015) [-]
there's a ******* in this Jersey too

pic related
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#153 to #130 - trevanman (11/24/2015) [-]
there's a lot of them per square miles/kilometers
because Jersey is small
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User avatar #58 to #13 - garymotherfingoak (11/24/2015) [-]
fat joke?
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User avatar #73 to #58 - yaybacon (11/24/2015) [-]
Yep.
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#82 to #13 - anon (11/24/2015) [-]
At least we know that centrifugal force isn't real
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User avatar #88 to #82 - coffinsalesman (11/24/2015) [-]
Science anon is science.
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User avatar #162 to #13 - spacehawk (11/24/2015) [-]
******* rekt
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#129 to #13 - jibb (11/24/2015) [-]
>Centrifugal force
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#76 to #13 - elcreepo ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
Massachusetts is full of roundabouts

It's pretty easy to **** up bad in one if you've never encountered them before, which is why some americans are scared of one

Although what they don't get about "keep going in the circle if you miss your exit" I will never know
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User avatar #179 to #76 - listerthepessimist (11/24/2015) [-]
Really? I've been in Boston all week and not seen a single one
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User avatar #178 to #76 - tarabostes ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
Are you a Mass of Chusetts yourself crepo?
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User avatar #32 to #13 - wobblewub (11/24/2015) [-]
IN AND AROUND THE LAKE
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User avatar #90 to #32 - shibblehiggins (11/24/2015) [-]
MOUNTAINS COME OUT OF THE SKY
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User avatar #91 to #90 - wobblewub (11/24/2015) [-]
AND THEY STAND THERE
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#12 to #11 - eatcawk (11/23/2015) [-]
another one
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#18 - samoaspider (11/23/2015) [-]
my sides, please tell me there is more of that thread
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#62 - tuhuar (11/24/2015) [-]
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#3 - anon (11/23/2015) [-]
>2015
>data usage caps
= living in the third world
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#48 to #3 - anon (11/24/2015) [-]
I live in aus

don't have a cap
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#172 to #48 - ledneustadt (11/24/2015) [-]
totally read that as "I live in anus" at first. Had a giggle.
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User avatar #21 to #3 - beroty (11/23/2015) [-]
i live on third world and i don't have data usage cap
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#4 to #3 - stalini (11/23/2015) [-]
i'm in the 3rd world and our internet is perfect.
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#5 to #4 - hassoutobi (11/23/2015) [-]
>inb4 australia is worse than third world countries in terms of internet service
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User avatar #72 to #5 - rjgnal (11/24/2015) [-]
i live in romania (considered 3rd world country) and we are on 4th place in the world when it comes to internet speed and service overall. so 3rd world country internet beats out a lot of top notch countries, no shame in that
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#36 to #5 - themoderguy ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
nah man upload is artificially shaped since telstra are ******* and don't wont you running servers (which i do)
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#133 to #36 - zandersave ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
>Brisbane
>Pinging a server in your own country

**** all thats good for in real life
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User avatar #55 to #36 - tiredandhungry (11/24/2015) [-]
Don't forget to mention that Telstra cable costs $100 for 500GB a month ($125 for 1000GB) which is capped at 30Mbps download, to get 100Mbps it's $20 extra a month...
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#39 to #36 - hassoutobi (11/24/2015) [-]
**** me.
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#6 to #5 - stalini (11/23/2015) [-]
seems like it is.
i am in a third world country and my global download and upload speed is 50 mb/s and i pay 20$ for it. Unlimited, of course.
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User avatar #14 to #6 - itssakamoto (11/23/2015) [-]
Bro salaam, I have 100mbps net for 8.52€ per month.
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#15 to #14 - anon (11/23/2015) [-]
where you from?

(unblock me ***** )
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User avatar #16 to #15 - itssakamoto (11/23/2015) [-]
Baltic. Lol who are you?
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#17 to #16 - anon (11/23/2015) [-]
i am stalini, unblock me you god damn negr
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#7 to #6 - hassoutobi (11/23/2015) [-]
Bro I live in Brazil and to be honest the internet here is not the best, but if you can afford at least 50R$ a monh you'll get a really good service.
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#10 to #7 - stalini (11/23/2015) [-]
well, technically i'm from a 2nd world country.
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#1 - swbite (11/23/2015) [-]
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#117 - myjunk (11/24/2015) [-]
>be german
>browse youtube
>always see this
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#180 to #117 - anon (11/24/2015) [-]
Whats up with this **** in germany anyway. I always thought germany was all for the net neutrality and freedom of information etc. Germany voted against the SOPA and PIPA, right? Or am I retarded and it was completely opposite?
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#188 to #117 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
use chrome
add "proxflow"

infinite internet. you are welcome my silently nazi friend
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User avatar #141 to #117 - seras (11/24/2015) [-]
Youtube Unblocker, scrub.
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#64 - anon (11/24/2015) [-]
Every comment is True
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User avatar #25 - norkasthethird (11/23/2015) [-]
**** telstra
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User avatar #84 - chaosraptor (11/24/2015) [-]
this is why skeletorexplains is a feisty cunt

you'd be ******* mad too if it took a solid part of your life waiting for the internet to refresh
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#70 - ludly (11/24/2015) [-]
When I was younger I thought that to have a high ping was a good thing and that all the ******* with low ping were lagging my game. The truth hit me hard.
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User avatar #166 to #70 - mrsixinch ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
you poor thing
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User avatar #131 - subzeroassassin ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
Here in New Zealand We have the same issues. It's sucks
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User avatar #147 to #131 - catburglarpenis (11/24/2015) [-]
> Here in New Zealand

Hobbit has joined the server

Capture the flag: Get the ring to Mordor!
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#143 - tealkangaroo (11/24/2015) [-]
>Australia dishes out national internet infrastructure plan
>it gets pulled and replaced with ******** version
>still not as good as american internet

JUST
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#98 - eddyfairf (11/24/2015) [-]
it's true. if i download a steam game i rarely get up to 500 kbps
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User avatar #108 to #98 - thirdjess ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
I feel you. Get like 7 down at 3am.
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User avatar #114 to #108 - catchphrase (11/24/2015) [-]
I get 0.20 down at 3am sometimes.

you don't know my pain
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User avatar #126 to #114 - VincentKing ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
according to telstra, that is super fast internet (some of the ******** they tell us)
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User avatar #115 to #114 - thirdjess ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
3am is when my net speeds up! Offpeak
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#139 - fagnut (11/24/2015) [-]
My online gaming life is ****** up.

With only 3Mpbs downstream, i cannot ******* play ANY game that is even remotely fast paced. My family stream videos ******* 24/7, day and night as well as while sleeping. I have left many games because of the sheer frustration it brings with constantly lagging and spiking. Spent so much money on BF4, stuff like premium, and quit LoL recently too, about $100 on league of legends but cant enjoy any of it. Like FPS, the smallest mistake, being out of position or something and you get blown up.

All i can really play is WoW, and not even play it well. Cant pvp because constantly lagging. Whoop de ******* do we got oceanic servers, didn't make a difference for me. Cant play mythic raids because of how a small error and mistake in it gets you or the whole raid killed. Gotta stick with normal and heroic.

I don't know man, online gaming is my favourite hobby and i cant ******* do it. **** straya and its ****** internet.
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User avatar #137 - chaosraptor (11/24/2015) [-]
> be joshlol
> live in england
> talk **** about australia because **** colonists, right?
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User avatar #106 - ThunderChunderFrom (11/24/2015) [-]
My internet is literally at least 5 times better if I use the usb tethering on my phone rather than actual broadband... The internet in this country is ****** , and it's probably never going to get any better.
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