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talt [-3 Ii: " tuntia amen
My favourite kill like this was in BEE where I used the grenade launcher to snipe a guy off a turret about across
the map. It was pure ass. Ijust looked at him shooting from a window, aimed really high up and shot. Walked away
going about my business then see the headshot indicator. Feels good man.
Nice work with the cannon!
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U pure ass
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U 100% pure Columbian refined grade A ass
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#2 - toothface (09/18/2015) [-]

Did a similar thing in Mount and Blade Warband. At the start of a round I just aimed in the general direction of the enemy spawn and fired an arrow. Around 6 seconds later I got a headshot. It was a Battle gamemode (Siege with limited lives). That guy must have been so pissed.

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#6 - docvolto (09/18/2015) [-]

I got a kill once in BC2 where I sniped a chopper pilot in his fully loaded chopper. The chopper flipped and landed onto 2 guys on the ground, exploding in the process.

It was my one and only ever octuple kill, and my greatest regret was not having bandicam running at the time.

#27 to #6 - skebaba (09/19/2015) [-]

I had only 1 boolet in my sniper rifle, I shot it noscoped to a random spot in air. It ended up headshotting a helicopter pilot

#28 to #27 - docvolto (09/19/2015) [-]

That's real ****** neat-o kid.

#29 to #6 - masdercheef (09/19/2015) [-]

Once upon a time in BF3 I shot my RPG at a passing attack chopper. I missed, and the shot went way off into the air.

Couple seconds later I got an RPG kill. Must have hit a very unfortunate jet.

#31 to #6 - Airmanator (09/19/2015) [-]

I've seen weird **** happen in Planetside 2. Once I shot a shell from a Vanguard tank over a mountain and killed an enemy infantryman on the other side. **** happens I guess.

I have also noticed that when I throw frag grenades that my allies like to gravitate towards it, as if they want me to end their misery.

#21 - darcabyss (09/19/2015) [-]

At one point I was playing MW2 (I think), I was leading in team death match, somehow. I barely played the game, was just playing on a friends account. Anyway, I went on a cat walk, picking off a few people, when three people came through a doorway on the other side. Shot the first one, and while his friends were panicking, got up close and stabbed the second one, before throwing a knife and getting shot myself. The knife I threw hit the guy who shot me, so that was nice.

One of my finest moments of being called a no life faggot hacker by 12 year olds with anger issues.

#1 - anon (09/18/2015) [-]

Not possible. The grenade goes for bout 600 meters tops and there's no hs indicator for grenade launchers. + to this to happen you would have to be higher ground than the sniper.

#3 to #1 - iwantfun ONLINE (09/18/2015) [-]

It's a game ye dip, it's not always perfect physics and logic.

#8 to #3 - wallpaperguy ONLINE (09/19/2015) [-]

But...he's talking about the game.... Most games have the grenade explode after a certain distance.... And few let grenades count as headshots.....

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#25 to #8 - iwantfun ONLINE (09/19/2015) [-]

Not every game follow the same exact protocols and standards.

#23 - blahblahhban (09/19/2015) [-]

Maybe it's the alcohol, maybe it's that its almost 3am, but I read pure ass and cried laughing. Thanks OP.

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#4 - pocketstooheavy (09/18/2015) [-]

>2015
>Playing any Battlefield game after BF2

kek'd.

#10 to #4 - bossguycumsplash (09/19/2015) [-]

good luck with that since they killed the servers.

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#11 to #10 - pocketstooheavy (09/19/2015) [-]

>2015
>Not playing modded BF2

kek'd

#26 to #11 - goodguygary (09/19/2015) [-]

>2015
>not exclusively playing VR porn games
******* pleb

#22 - aeros (09/19/2015) [-]

>mfw 100% pure Colombian

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#7 - captainprincess ONLINE (09/19/2015) [-]

Eh
I took out a low flying heli with a grenade launcher emplacement the first time I played BC2
I wasnt even thinking about what I was doing tbh and a friend of mine said "Did you just do that?"
I was like "yeah I guess so"

We lost though
I didn't play the game much beyond that

#30 - comradewinter (09/19/2015) [-]

Saw a guy inside a building in RO2, so I tossed a grenade in there through a window. Ended up killing 14 players, and there were still people inside. Turns out there was a streamer or something among them, so they all gathered at the same place at the time. Most ridiculous opposition I've ever played against, they just ran around charging people with bayos.

#24 - MaverickZero ONLINE (09/19/2015) [-]

I was once playing Gears 3 multiplayer with some friends friendly fire was on, because we like to live dangerously when my controller's right trigger jammed right after the other team threw all their smoke grenades at us at once. I was carrying a Mulcher. Pic related, it's ~~basically~~ exactly what happened.

#20 - barstoolninja (09/19/2015) [-]

one time in bf3 I tried to shoot down a huey with a LAW. Somehow managed to headshot the pilot out of it with the rocket.

#19 - IamPinhead (09/19/2015) [-]

Once when playing Halo with a friend he fired a missile launcher at me. In an attempt to be the ultimate badass, I threw down a shield immediately. The rocket just barely made it inside the shield, turning the latter into a Spartan blender.

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#16 - xevilpenguinx (09/19/2015) [-]

This reminds me of an epic snipe I pulled off in my first time playing Skyrim. When you get out of the first cave and Alduin flies above, I shot an arrow at him. (of course, I didn't hit him)I then went to Riverwood, and found Faendel taking a dirt nap. My friend who owns the copy of Skyrim I was playing was completely confused as to how Faendel was dead already. He then realized...I had sniped the ****** from an extremely far distance.

#17 to #16 - egosumproxi ONLINE (09/19/2015) [-]

How easy must you have had it set to one-shot someone at that point in the game?...

#18 to #17 - xevilpenguinx (09/19/2015) [-]

I honestly have no idea how it happened, since this was years ago. I think I had it on the easiest difficulty, or normal. Either way, Faendel pepsi hard.

#15 - norkasthethird (09/19/2015) [-]

One time on Zavod I got an 18 kill streak just west of Bravo using the AEK.

#14 - Mortuus (09/19/2015) [-]

I shot a plane with a tank, and the plane crashed into another plane, whose husk flipped and attack helicopter, who landed on an IED, which blew up a tank and a jeep.

And my reaction when I found that ShadowPlay was disabled... was bad.

#13 - redrex (09/19/2015) [-]

I favorite kill was actually against an NPC helicopter in Battlefield Vietnam. It was attacking our base, and so I set up a mortar, and my older brother was like, "No way you're gonna get him, if you do I will bow down" (It's worth noting the helicopter was really far away) and so I set down that mortar and got the helicopter in one shot.

Either that or my sniper headshot in Planetside 2 where I sniped a guy over 2km away.

#12 - foelkera (09/19/2015) [-]

BF4 in Paracel Storm, about 1000 meters from the wrecked carrier. Playing recon, some guy on the other team saw me sniping his friends and started strafing side to side. Dropped his ass in one shot and called him a dweeb on psn

#9 - silentark (09/19/2015) [-]

personal fav was in BF4, scored a headshot on an engineer from over 1km away, with a tank, through a window, and scored a doublekill.

#5 - pickaxe (09/18/2015) [-]

did a similar thing during a multiplayer round of medal of honor or soething we played at a friends house,I have no idea what it was

buddy retreats to furthest edge of the map.
He spawnkills me.
he laughs his head off
I get respawned again.
deadly silent,I immidiately whip out some standard ******** weapon and point it in his corner.
headshot.
dead.