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Battle of Wits

Yup, sure is 1' uug' n
when I can barely
taek my hands around
rut, huge dead
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yhe size of mg
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Submitted: 01/17/2014
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User avatar #119 - doktorschnabel (01/18/2014) [-]
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If nothing else, I introduced some magic playing funnyjunkers to each other today.
#38 - lolollo (01/18/2014) [+] (43 replies)
> Get introduced to magic
> See slivers
> instantboner.jpg
> Do research
> Make lists
> Check twice
> Acquire cards
> Fix mana ratios/curves
> Roommate giving me **** over giving too many ***** about slivers
> Weeks pass
> Finally think to use the deck in local gameshop tournament
> Make sure cards are all kosher
> Play in tournament
> Roommate gets 5th place
> "Woo, I placed!"
> MFW guy calls my name for second place
#40 - stealthnull (01/18/2014) [+] (26 replies)
FINALLY! something relevant to my interests.
#95 - steelplatypus (01/18/2014) [-]
Magic The Gathering is mentioned, swell with pride and empty wallet for more cards
#4 - bloodrider ONLINE (01/18/2014) [+] (11 replies)
i love edh/commander
User avatar #78 - ktbmnf (01/18/2014) [+] (19 replies)
can someone enlighten me as to what this is referencing? seen a few comments about a card game, and im guessing Magic.
User avatar #36 - fisheh (01/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
my friend made a viable 60 card battle of wits deck. it is not standard but it works and it is terrifying
#120 - drtrousersnake (01/18/2014) [-]
Why my friends won't let me use my rat deck anymore:
Swarmyard (land) - tap for (1) or to regenerate target rat

typhoid rats(b) and viridian long bow(1) - bow cost 3 to equip. Basically allows me to tap the typhoid rat to destroy target creature

Pack rat B(1): power and toughness = to number of rats I control. for (2)B, i can discard a card to for a token thats a copy of it.

Marrow-gnawer BB(3) - rats have fear, tap + sacrifice a rat, put X 1/1 rat tokens where X is the number of rats i control
#118 - ilikecawk (01/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I use to run a Mindcrank and Duskmantle Guildmage deck because I am a huge faggot please rape my face.

My friends stopped playing MTG with me
User avatar #117 - useroftheLOLZ (01/18/2014) [-]
Nicol Bolas master race.

Seriously, I ******* love my red black and blue deck. Run zombies, and ever living creatures, like vamps and **** , that get a bonus when ever a creature dies, use blood artist n company to bring my health back up, use my lich to have an unbreakable shield when I bring out artifacts, then when I get enough mana, bring out Bolas and finish the game in like 5 turns. It's ******* hilarious because it's such a stupidly bad deck, and yet I can average 1/1 win loss ratios when I play with my friends who use tournament grade decks. Only two kinds of decks that beat me almost every time, are burn decks, and cat decks. I seriously ******* hate cat decks, it's just pulling token after token, milling the **** out of me, then pulling out an unstoppable wall of **** you, I have like 40 defense, and have haste n **** .
User avatar #116 - ronbon (01/18/2014) [-]
when i first started playing yugioh it took awhile to get used to talking about my deck.
User avatar #114 - babynoms (01/18/2014) [-]

Standard: Izzet - Nothing special, just counter and burn.
Modern: None yet, but working on a Chavest Pyromancer
EDH: Rakdos, Lord of Riots
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User avatar #9 - tarmorman (01/18/2014) [+] (16 replies)
Finally, something Magic related so I can finally ask a question.
Anyone know of any pretty good m14 black/green cards?
User avatar #8 - splinfinity (01/18/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Shadowborn Apostles, Swamps, Islands, the demon that lets you search your deck for a card when he enters the battlefield (Lord of the Void?), Battle of Wits. Win.
#6 - crycamellia (01/18/2014) [+] (4 replies)
mfw playing izzet goblins against that deck type
mfw playing izzet goblins against that deck type
#5 - anonymous (01/18/2014) [-]
for the people that don't get the last part,this comic is about magic the gathering and battle of wits is a card that let you win the game when your deck is bigger than 200 cards
User avatar #3 - jinxter (01/17/2014) [-]
With a New Zealand accent, this is perfect.
User avatar #2 - xxxxxmemesxxxxx (01/17/2014) [-]
I apologize if I have offended you in some way. I was merely sending you very important facts about the state of the world at present, and had hoped you would consider my viewpoint.
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