Batman vs Superman. . INJUSTICE: GODS AMONG US SEEKS TO FINALLY ANSWER THAT AGE OLD QUESTION: WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT - BATMAN OR SUPERMAN'.' C BUT WE ALL KNOW
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Batman vs Superman

INJUSTICE: GODS AMONG US
SEEKS TO FINALLY ANSWER THAT
AGE OLD QUESTION: WHO WOULD
WIN IN A FIGHT - BATMAN OR
SUPERMAN'.' C
BUT WE ALL KNOW TUE ANSWER
16 PRETTY OBVIOUS
EXCUSE ME.
MASTER
SIR. AA
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Submitted: 10/06/2013
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User avatar #22 - whiplasher (10/07/2013) [+] (14 replies)
Didn't Batman beat the whole Justice League?
#8 - mikhailovych (10/07/2013) [+] (16 replies)
Read Dark Knight returns
inb4 superman fanboys: "it's not canon!" "It was written by Frank Miller he's such a batman fanboy"
There has still not been a single incidence in comic books where Superman has won although I think he actually does win at the end of Injustice, I don't know I haven't read it
User avatar #47 - DiabloStrawhat (10/07/2013) [+] (5 replies)
In a battle between Batman and Superman, there are two possible outcomes.

1. Batman Wins
2. Superman loses

Both outcomes are equally likely.
User avatar #1 - demigodofmadness ONLINE (10/06/2013) [+] (13 replies)
And then Superman goes into an underground bunker for a week and is fine.
#9 to #3 - commit (10/07/2013) [-]
See, I can't speak for Superman here, but when I have my head already partially melted after a very short period of time, I don't usually feel my best. I don't think I personally would be able to reach safety from solar radiation within the approximately 2 seconds before part of a vital organ melted.
#16 - whatwhen (10/07/2013) [+] (7 replies)
**whatwhen rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at My Hero ** superman isnt that hard to defeat if u have kryptonite lol
why do people make such a big deal that batman beat superman
User avatar #35 to #16 - slugnugget (10/07/2013) [-]
lol no. Superman is extremely hard to beat even with kyptonite.
#66 - tacogrenade (10/07/2013) [+] (37 replies)
Goku>Superman
User avatar #69 to #67 - garymotherfinoak (10/07/2013) [-]
**** i hated that
#63 - nextnextnextnext (10/07/2013) [-]
I don't particularily like this comic, because it implies Superman is an idiot and would do something rash after incinerating Batman in figure 1.

I know that Batman is a genious tactician and can 'buy' some 'powers' unaccessible to Superman, but the truth is that Superman premise (a near-immortal flying supersonic uber-mann who manipulates energy via his eyes and breath) is so silly that the writers need to dumb him down or make up even sillier Achilles heels for any crossover/matchup to be plausible.

I like the DC characters separately, but I can't bring myself to like DCU as a whole. Superman on his own terms is a quite cool concept - his backstory is classic and quite romantic, and he can be one to ask some philosophical questions like "to what extent can Superman use his powers?" etc. But not so much if thrown between a whole pantheon of other DC god-tier characters, where it all boils down to "would X beat Y in a man-o-mano".
User avatar #61 - mkchillin (10/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm a batman fanboy but I like Supes too and this argument shouldn't even exist. It's god vs a man in a costume. You can have all the Kryptonite and planning you want, you're still ****** by an invincible alien
#46 - daemonico ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #45 - Whatwhat (10/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
anyone got a site I can read Injustice on?
#38 - pennydragon (10/07/2013) [-]
"So he used his vast fortune to scour the Earth and all nearby space of any fragments of Kryptonite and then somehow put it all in his body so that if kicked into the Sun it would do something to me?"

"Didn't Bruce know that Kryptonite has a low range of effect and the Sun is both so far away and so much more vast than all the Kryptonite (or even the entire Earth) that this wouldn't have any effect what so ever on me?"

"All he has done is take my one weakness and destroy every trace of it that he could find. Hurt me? He's helped me! This is the greatest gift anyone has ever given me. I'm even more sorry that he died.... sorry that I killed him... oh my friend... why? Why did it come down to this?"

"This is why you did it, didn't you? You gave me everything you could, so I'd see how much you cared. You knew I'd remember you forever, and you knew that without Kryptonite or you to hold me in check that I'd need to always remember and regret resorting so quickly to violence."
User avatar #119 - siris (10/08/2013) [-]
i think my favourite touch is how Bruce went the whole way and made the bat-symbol project on the sun.
User avatar #73 - masterof (10/07/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NkJo2eBsyk batman v superman

sauce is dark knight returns part 2 i recommend part 1 as well
#60 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/07/2013) [-]
The only way Superman wins is if it's completely and entirely unprovoked. And even then, Batman will probably win. Because he plans on being betrayed, because the Dark Knight is always ready.
User avatar #43 - merrymarvelite (10/07/2013) [-]
God damn it, it's not about who would win every time.

It's about the fight.
User avatar #42 - viscerys (10/07/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Batman beat Superman in the Dark Knight Returns.
#39 - xexion (10/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Doesn't Superman already have troubles with a normal human, who's rich? Lex Luthor
#7 - crzylion (10/07/2013) [-]
Reinvented by= mad MS paint cut and copy skills
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