Batman's Tragic Origins. . MY ORIGIN A ‘SAD ONE --, FILLED HUN MISERY AND MST. IT' 5 WHY I AM WHAT I All -- THE DARK KNIGHT. ! l. tarvii"? AIY PROTECTOR. MY TRA funny comic Dorkly Cars Crash Money rich games hero bat Pokemon Guns fire lol tags
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MY ORIGIN A ‘SAD
ONE --, FILLED HUN
MISERY AND MST.
IT' 5 WHY I AM WHAT
I All -- THE DARK
KNIGHT. ! l. tarvii"?
AIY
PROTECTOR. MY
TRAGIC TALE HAW
DEFINED ME FOR MY
ENTIRE LIFE.
I LOTT MY PARENTI TO A % . LEAVING
OUR FAMILY?» BUTLER TO BE MADE MY LEGAL
t' ) YOU' RE {SAYING THAT --, Gel, TIMIE ! CHILD
IN THE ENTIRE CITY AND HEIR TO A
WHO WERE PROBABLY NEVER AROUND .
AND GOT THEM REPLACED BY A PARENTAL FIGURE
WHO LOVED YOU AND (JARED FOR YOU 24./' 7 BUT
AL' HAW {STILL ! " YOUR BUTLER
YOU COULD ORDER AROUND?
YOU WERE INSANELY RICH IN A CITY RAVAGED BY
POVERTY AND YOU HAD A PARENT WHO YOU HAD THE
ABILITY TO FIRE...
BRUCE . PM
PRETTY 'AURE YOU
HAD AN AMAZING
CHILDHOOD.
UIDI. BRUCE?
YOU OKAY?
BATMAN .)UAT ONE DAY AND
BEATA 'SUPERMAN TO DEATH FOR NO
REASON?
YEP. {SAD ATORY.
THAT GUY...
I 'MIUI
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - mudkipfucker
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#6 - faggymcniggerballs
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(10/26/2013) [-]
How can a mere human beat an alien with super-strength, super-speed, laser, vision, ice breath, and the ability to fly to death? Come on, Dorkly, get your **** together. Okay comic, though.
User avatar #8 to #6 - TimBisley
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(10/26/2013) [-]
Because he's not a mere human.
He's the goddamned Batman.
User avatar #13 to #6 - instakill
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batman carries kryptonite on him at all times just in case superman goes off his rocker again, and has beat the **** outta superman a ton of times, cause if you take away supermans' powers he is just a really buff dude without much training, without the superspeed batman would be able to counter pretty much every attack that superman throws at him
User avatar #25 to #13 - hirollin
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superman has great speed with that comes enhanced vision.
he could easily see batman reach into the pocket that contained kryptonite or the only pocket that he couldn't see through. go 50,000 feet in the air and one shot him with lazer vision before batman can say goddamn.

there is infinite ways superman can win. no matter how much you like the rich kid with issues he won't win unless superman wants him to.
User avatar #31 to #25 - instakill
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why don't people realize that batman and superman are equal depending on the situation, in the case of superman going evil and becoming enraged (the effects of red kryptonite) he misses small details like that, and superman gave batman that kryptonite because he knows that batman is the only one who could stop him with it
User avatar #10 to #6 - thechosentroll
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Because, Batman is as powerful as the Batman fans want him to be. He could cockslap Superman out of existence if it'd sell enough copies.
#11 to #6 - mordakai
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He beats the **** out of him in this you should read the comic
User avatar #12 to #11 - thefogwoggler
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No he didn't, not even slightly.
#14 to #12 - mordakai
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He beat to a pulp! And the only reason he left Superman alive was to show he could beat him and that he'd remember it everyday
Plus there's movies if you don't want to read it
Get your facts right
User avatar #15 to #14 - thefogwoggler
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ok first off The Superman of the TDKR universe is considerably weaker than the canon version (he was almost killed by a nuke). A fight where Superman is holding back considerably, exposed to kryptonite courtesy of Green Arrow, and more concerned about Batman's health than his own, ends with Superman holding Batman's body after he suffers a near fatal heart attack. don't be one of them blind fanboys who think batman is the almighty god and can smite down superman with a single blow. if it were to come to it superman would just pick up batman and chuck him into space within a second, but no people refuse to look at logically and think a human with a few cool gadgets and is quite smart can destroy an invincible god.
#16 to #15 - mordakai
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Didn't write the comics man. Just stating the facts
User avatar #17 to #16 - thefogwoggler
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but they are not the facts are they? superman barely did anything and still ended with batman almost dying
#7 to #6 - eating
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because he's batman
#9 - thechosentroll
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#24 - thomassp
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this will be useful