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Batman V Superman

GIVE IT IN! HARE.
ME. AND HAVE T,
BUT CAN' T
AS LONE
BEAT rm"
RUN AWAY.
EDWARD.
ND MATTER
WHERE Mel, GD...
WHERE YE HIDE
FOE SAVING
JUNE MAN.
AND‘ ONE
LAST THING...
...
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Submitted: 08/03/2014
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User avatar #33 - traveltech ONLINE (08/04/2014) [+] (18 replies)
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And on that day, Bruce Wayne was inspired. He worked from that day on to emulate the man who saved his parents by becoming a superhero himself.
#83 - anonymous (08/04/2014) [-]
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#7 - easternigguh (08/03/2014) [+] (5 replies)
But what if Batman WANTED Superman to do that?
#1 - unbelievable (08/03/2014) [+] (12 replies)
Superman can't time travel... wtf... Not even Flash can do that...
Superman can't time travel... wtf... Not even Flash can do that...
#4 to #1 - RageGuyyourmom (08/03/2014) [-]
The flashpoint paradox.
#10 - Sworley ONLINE (08/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
well now his parents are alive and supermans planet is still destroyed, sounds like bruce wins.
#13 - nutellakeks (08/03/2014) [+] (64 replies)
superman is THE ********* superhero ever. I´m not a Batman-fanboy or something but most superhero do have flaws like they are human (therefore need to sleep, eat, etc.) or they are not (more or less) invincible. Superman is like the kid everyone knew from school who suprisingly always was better at everything but couldn`t prove it. - "you jump 4 metres, well yesterday i jumped 25 metres but i can`t prove it because my mom is washing my special shoes." Superman is litterly like that, just an abdomination of every power ever to exist.
******* SUPERMAN AND HIS ************* .
#19 - loonquawl (08/04/2014) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #12 - schmuxy (08/03/2014) [+] (11 replies)
I'm not sure why this is is a pro-superman point, it just makes him boring. I always preferred batman because he is human and thus vulnerable. Superman is just like that annoying friend we all head growing up with an everything-proof shield.
#8 - biebergotswag (08/03/2014) [+] (6 replies)
superman is way too op and is a overall 						******					 superheros for story purposes.    
if you want a real superhero, walter white is your man
superman is way too op and is a overall ****** superheros for story purposes.
if you want a real superhero, walter white is your man
#51 - leonhardt (08/04/2014) [+] (16 replies)
In the comments below: Batfags 						********					 on superman about how OP he is, yet totally accepting Batman automatically winning every fight (Even after he clearly loses) "Because he had a plan to defeat the bad guy all along!"   
   
Both are boring as 						****					 and we all let it come to this.   
This is why I stick to Marvel characters.
In the comments below: Batfags ******** on superman about how OP he is, yet totally accepting Batman automatically winning every fight (Even after he clearly loses) "Because he had a plan to defeat the bad guy all along!"

Both are boring as **** and we all let it come to this.
This is why I stick to Marvel characters.
#32 - technique (08/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Who's the bitch now
#35 - anonymous (08/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Gotta say, the stupidest power ever is Superman time traveling. Makes absolutely no ******* sense and is inconsistent with the flight speeds portrayed otherwise
#46 to #35 - ThisAznBoii (08/04/2014) [-]
Even dumber than when Superman threw his symbol in Superman 2?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiN0Lwvi7CA
#127 - trollypollyz (08/04/2014) [+] (24 replies)
Or  this
Or this
#108 - kwanzalord (08/04/2014) [+] (14 replies)
All these "batman fans" going ape **** in the comments.
You all just like batman because of Nolan's films.

"batman is prepared for everything" is such a stupid comment by those who don't know batman at all.

Everything is so situational. Either one of them could win. Superman technically has the upper hand in every situation.
Batman MUST plan it out ahead of time, if he is to defeat superman.

There is a REASON why batman's enemies come back over and over.
It's because he CAN'T think of EVERYTHING.
That's also the reason why, he's such a great hero to read about.
You see his weaknesses and how he fights to remove his weaknesses.
You know why he's such a good detective and SEEMS to think of everything?
It's to compensate for the loss of his parents.
What if he could have prepared ahead and known about that set up in the alley?
He might have been able to save his parents.....yada yada

Every heard of Hush?
He's a match or even better than batman when it comes to planning and setting up situations.
He's one of the villains that batman has the most trouble fighting against.

Why is Joker considered batman's biggest enemy?
That's because he's so unpredictable and pushes batman to his limits.
(not mention he's the polar opposite of batman, and what he could have been)
User avatar #116 to #108 - Endofzeeworld ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
The reason Batmans enemies keep coming back is because he doesn't ******* kill them.
#94 - uchihalover (08/04/2014) [+] (12 replies)
lol can ur weak batman beat sasuke sama? no way!
superman might be a slight annoyance tbh , but sasuke sama would prevail
#111 to #109 - kwanzalord (08/04/2014) [-]
must read
User avatar #27 - kouzan (08/04/2014) [-]
So he stopped Earth's rotation, reversing it and then somehow the world is not destroyed. Why can't he just borrow a ******* Time Machine like every normal villain or douche.
#2 - fezzo (08/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Being batman was always inside of Bruce, even if he did not use it to fight crime
#11 to #9 - fezzo (08/03/2014) [-]
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#137 - restorf (08/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Batman is always prepared.
User avatar #155 to #137 - neoexdeath (08/04/2014) [-]
If only Steve Irwin's research vessel had invested in these...
#150 - spizin (08/04/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I'm not american, comics aren't really a thing here, but all of DC superheroes, except for Batman, seems totally overpowered. Let's start with Aquaman, the runnning joke is that he's is ******* useless, yet I've learnt from various sources that he is basically as strong as Superman. Then you have Wonderwoman, same **** , super strong and super smart. Green Lantern? Magic ring that can materialize all your wishes. Everything was already said about Superman being OP, so let's get to Flash - I've never read a comic about him nor there's been any movie, but from what I've read here on FJ, he's super ******* fast, like the fastest thing there's ever been. What does he do in his stories? Are there any adversaries that can keep up with him? I mean, when he moves the world basically stands still, right?
Feel free to correct my opinion, I would be actually glad if somebody initiated me in.
#64 - androiddxx (08/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>punches toward the left
>face turns toward the right
Unless I'm just being retarded it just looks weird from where I'm standing.
User avatar #68 to #64 - trollinggenius (08/04/2014) [-]
hecould have back hand fisted him.
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