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Bar. Source: imgur subscribe for more Rani Mukerji (/rɑːniː mʉkhərdʒiː/; born 21 March 1978) is an Indian film actress. Through her successful Bollywood (Hindi

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Rani Mukerji (/rɑːniː mʉkhərdʒiː/; born 21 March 1978) is an Indian film actress. Through her successful Bollywood (Hindi film) acting career, she has become one of the most high-profile celebrities in India. Mukerji has received numerous awards and nominations, including seven Filmfare Awards, and her film roles have been cited as a significant departure from the traditional portrayal of women in mainstream Hindi cinema.

Although Mukerji was born into the Mukherjee-Samarth family, in which her parents and relatives were members of the Indian film industry, she did not aspire to pursue a career in film. However, while still a teenager she dabbled with acting by playing a supporting role in her father's 1992 Bengali language film Biyer Phool, and later accepted a leading role in the 1997 social drama Raja Ki Aayegi Baraat on the insistence of her mother. The following year, she began a full-time career in film and gained recognition for a supporting role in the blockbuster romance Kuch Kuch Hota Hai. After this initial success in her career, Mukerji's films fared poorly at the box office for the next three years. Her career prospects improved in 2002 when Yash Raj Films cast her as the star of the critically acclaimed relationship drama Saathiya.

By 2004, Mukerji had established herself as a leading actress of Bollywood with roles in the romantic comedy Hum Tum and the dramas Yuva and Veer-Zaara. She achieved further success for portraying a deaf, blind and mute woman in the highly acclaimed 2005 drama Black and an unfaithful wife in the 2006 box office hit Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna. Mukerji then collaborated with Yash Raj Films on several unsuccessful films which led critics to criticise her for choosing poor roles and pairing with the same set of actors. The 2011 semi-biographical thriller No One Killed Jessica proved to be her first commercial success in four years, and she followed it with a critically acclaimed performance in the 2012 supernatural thriller Talaash: The Answer Lies Within.

In addition to acting in films, Mukerji has been actively involved with several humanitarian causes and is vocal about issues faced by women and children. She has participated in concert tours and stage shows, and featured as a talent judge for the 2009 reality show Dance Premier League. Despite constant media speculation, she remains guarded about her personal life and is sometimes labelled a recluse by members of the media.

An atheist, a Jew, and a christian walk intj a bar
And have a good time because they' re not assholes
ctr course none of them invited their
Muslim coworker....
Because they knew that Muslims aren' t
supposed to drink and they' re respectful
of other peoples lifestyle decisions.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#39 - hitbyadriveby
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#117 to #39 - darkroro
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#163 to #39 - anon id: 0e613345
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#183 to #39 - thediablo
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User avatar #111 to #39 - toensix
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Wow, I've seen that gif probably more then fifty times already... I just got it.
#135 to #111 - anon id: dd54d52d
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proud of you : )
#22 - kokkoderrisch
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#169 to #22 - twentytwelve
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#127 to #22 - fyaq
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Why did this make me so mad?
Why did this make me so mad?
User avatar #144 to #127 - bagguhsleep
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Because you're a person assumed to be intellectually challenged because of your ethnic heritage.
#2 - schnizel
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I asked my efendija why muslims don't drink beer when I was young and he told me a story when muhamed conquered a town then went to celebrate with wine and bitches and **** but when the mudslims got drunk and passed out the army of the town slit their throats in the night, and muhamed was saved by a cuple of guys who were not drunk.    
And I find it also funny because the turks here drink a lot.
I asked my efendija why muslims don't drink beer when I was young and he told me a story when muhamed conquered a town then went to celebrate with wine and bitches and **** but when the mudslims got drunk and passed out the army of the town slit their throats in the night, and muhamed was saved by a cuple of guys who were not drunk.
And I find it also funny because the turks here drink a lot.
User avatar #78 to #2 - dinonator
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what is that gif ffs
#87 to #78 - nicktheslayer
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It's from a movie. American History X or Triple X (xXx) I can't remember.
#114 to #87 - fbiagent
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i dont remember that at all from american history x...
User avatar #152 to #2 - Tenkan
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Sorry, but what you heard is wrong.

The reason why Muslims don't drink alcohol is simply because of the obvious dangers it possesses.
#197 to #152 - schnizel
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And blowing themselves up is not a danger?
User avatar #209 to #197 - Tenkan
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Nah. No different than getting a tan.
#210 to #209 - schnizel
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True.
User avatar #190 to #2 - petarmetar
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a ja se cijelo vrijeme pitam zasto te imam za frenda haha
User avatar #191 to #190 - schnizel
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;)
User avatar #3 to #2 - mezmerizer
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Where are you from exactly?
User avatar #4 to #3 - jonnyfrosty
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Hes from Bosnia
User avatar #6 to #3 - schnizel
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Yeah, Bosnia.
User avatar #116 to #6 - mezmerizer
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nationality?
User avatar #195 to #116 - schnizel
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Bosnian.
#90 to #6 - stenchschleifs
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Isn't Bosnia filled with jews(race)?
big nose, brown eyes, slightly darker skin,etc.
Aren't you perhaps one?
User avatar #124 to #90 - therichie
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> schnizel
>jew

pick one
User avatar #196 to #90 - schnizel
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Hell no.
User avatar #198 to #196 - stenchschleifs
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Weird, got **** loads of bosnian jews here.
#199 to #198 - schnizel
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Time to eRaddacate
User avatar #45 to #2 - bosskiss
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It has more to do that you aren't allowed to be intoxicated/ high or harm yourself. By becoming drunk you intoxicate yourself and can form a harm to yourself or others.
User avatar #50 to #45 - schnizel
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A few beers is ok, but I think you have a higher chance of harming yourself rather than others.
User avatar #23 to #2 - alphabetagama
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Cujem da si iz Bosne. Sta mai sefe?
User avatar #25 to #23 - schnizel
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Evo ima svasta.
User avatar #41 to #25 - alphabetagama
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Svega? Zadnji put kad sam provjerio u Bosni nema ništa. Zar se nešta napravilo?
User avatar #42 to #41 - schnizel
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Evo, ima cevapa....
User avatar #43 to #42 - alphabetagama
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Nespominji jarane znaš kako mi se jede to i sirnica. U Americi neznaju oni to napraviti.
User avatar #48 to #43 - schnizel
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Bosnian pride worldwide?
User avatar #151 to #48 - alphabetagama
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Volio bih ali eto dobar dio Bosanaca seljaci. Brđani postali građani. Ali eto mogli bi smo fino na ćevame. Fino 10estka u samunu za svakoga. Ja častim.
User avatar #172 to #151 - skroll
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Da. Sta sefe jarane simica America neznaju cevape? Ja castim kako se jede svega nisya-ahahahahah da?
User avatar #194 to #151 - schnizel
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Ono, jel, ja castim ti placas.....
User avatar #203 to #194 - alphabetagama
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Zapravo imam dovoljno para da platim ručak za jedno deset osoba.
User avatar #204 to #203 - schnizel
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kek
ok
User avatar #205 to #204 - alphabetagama
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To si ti jarane /pol/ak ?
User avatar #206 to #205 - schnizel
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User avatar #207 to #206 - alphabetagama
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Jarane it's always happening.
Dok god Pol bude se derao it's happening, neće se dogoditi. Problemi će nastati onog momenta kada prestanu.
User avatar #208 to #207 - schnizel
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True.
User avatar #64 to #48 - killboy
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Momci,'ocemo na cevape i bureke?
User avatar #68 to #64 - schnizel
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One day.
#29 to #25 - railyeightseven
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vidi vidi ima nas ha
User avatar #30 to #29 - schnizel
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Damn right.
User avatar #31 to #30 - steelcrasher
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pedri eni
User avatar #32 to #31 - schnizel
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Kako ide slovenac?
User avatar #33 to #32 - steelcrasher
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pa znas da ide. okay, neznam dobro srbohravsko...
#34 to #33 - schnizel
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Al znaš dobro da kradeš.
Al znaš dobro da kradeš.
User avatar #35 to #34 - steelcrasher
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Ništa ne kradem ja
#36 to #35 - schnizel
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;)
;)
User avatar #37 to #36 - steelcrasher
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Le happy merchant is the best merchant.
#38 to #37 - schnizel
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kek
kek
#96 to #2 - zamka
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What? Whoever told can never be more wrong, we don't drink alcohol for the known problems that it causes, whether they are physical, economical or social problems  inb4 it helps you getting laid .   
   
Also, alcohol didn't get prohibited in Islam in one time, it got prohibited gradually, just like when someone wants to quit drinking, he can't do it in one time.
What? Whoever told can never be more wrong, we don't drink alcohol for the known problems that it causes, whether they are physical, economical or social problems inb4 it helps you getting laid .

Also, alcohol didn't get prohibited in Islam in one time, it got prohibited gradually, just like when someone wants to quit drinking, he can't do it in one time.
#201 to #96 - schnizel
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I don't even drink it myself but I won't take the freedom from others to drink it.
User avatar #212 to #201 - zamka
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But we don't forbid someone to drink it if they want it, except if you're in a country where the law prohibits it like Saudi Arabia, then you gonna have to obey the law, but if you're in the UAE they wont take your freedom.
User avatar #215 to #212 - schnizel
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But can they refuse to sell it?
User avatar #220 to #215 - zamka
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Nope.
User avatar #221 to #220 - schnizel
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In England they shure do.
User avatar #223 to #221 - zamka
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is it because age restrictions?
User avatar #225 to #223 - schnizel
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Nope, because they don't want to sell beer.
User avatar #193 to #96 - schnizel
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And the reason you don't eat pork.
User avatar #200 to #193 - schnizel
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is?
User avatar #213 to #200 - zamka
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Because it's unclean and it carries a lot of diseases, I even heard Jews don't eat it too.

And to me personally, I wouldn't eat an animal who eats it's own feces, you can't even imagine the diseases it carries in it's meat.
User avatar #217 to #213 - schnizel
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Well, my efendija also told me that the reason you should not eat pork is because you get fat fast, and you need to drink a lot of water, and you can't do that in the middle of the desert.
But , you need fat in the colder climate.
User avatar #222 to #217 - zamka
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I also heard that some pope advised people not to eat too much pork even though it's not prohibited in Christians.
User avatar #224 to #222 - schnizel
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in christianity*
Well, you get fat easily, but you would be supprised to hear that pigs in Serbia were healthy.
User avatar #100 to #96 - lamarisagoodname
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^ muslim here, confirming his point. I dunno who told you that story, but he probably should have specified what sect
User avatar #106 to #100 - zamka
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I don't what he means by Prophet Mohammed conquered a town or a celebration, no such thing ever happened, but I remember hearing a story about a guy who came home drunk and wanted to rape his own mother after he took a knife and threatened her, and when the morning came and found out that he raped his mother, he committed suicide.
User avatar #192 to #106 - schnizel
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>Prophet Mohammed conquered a town or a celebration
65 military conquests mean nothing?
User avatar #214 to #192 - zamka
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I know about these, but there wasn't a celebration that looks like what you've described.
User avatar #216 to #214 - schnizel
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So my efendija was a liar?
User avatar #219 to #216 - zamka
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Seems like it, but as to why did he lied I don't know, if you ever want to know about anything, you need to take it from the source.
User avatar #187 to #106 - tealcanaan
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That's the story of how the seven deadly sins are connected, you missed a part or two.
#53 - envinite
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3tolerate4me
#112 to #53 - JustintheWaysian
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tolerant*
User avatar #77 to #53 - envinite
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*5me
#103 - hosl
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I always invite my Muslim co-workers; they're the bomb
User avatar #188 to #103 - gentlememe
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Well aren't you just the cutest little racist out there.
#71 - UberAndrew
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This was a roller coaster of emotions. Nice job.
#118 - Tsquared
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...is a very offensive term and should be avoided polite company
#75 - dassnailage
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**dassnailage rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Desc ** mfw no racism.
User avatar #146 to #75 - deezknuts
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we need to maintain this level of not racist around you
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#88 - skiskate
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I genuinely did not see that coming