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Rani Mukerji (/rɑːniː mʉkhərdʒiː/; born 21 March 1978) is an Indian film actress. Through her successful Bollywood (Hindi film) acting career, she has become one of the most high-profile celebrities in India. Mukerji has received numerous awards and nominations, including seven Filmfare Awards, and her film roles have been cited as a significant departure from the traditional portrayal of women in mainstream Hindi cinema.

Although Mukerji was born into the Mukherjee-Samarth family, in which her parents and relatives were members of the Indian film industry, she did not aspire to pursue a career in film. However, while still a teenager she dabbled with acting by playing a supporting role in her father's 1992 Bengali language film Biyer Phool, and later accepted a leading role in the 1997 social drama Raja Ki Aayegi Baraat on the insistence of her mother. The following year, she began a full-time career in film and gained recognition for a supporting role in the blockbuster romance Kuch Kuch Hota Hai. After this initial success in her career, Mukerji's films fared poorly at the box office for the next three years. Her career prospects improved in 2002 when Yash Raj Films cast her as the star of the critically acclaimed relationship drama Saathiya.

By 2004, Mukerji had established herself as a leading actress of Bollywood with roles in the romantic comedy Hum Tum and the dramas Yuva and Veer-Zaara. She achieved further success for portraying a deaf, blind and mute woman in the highly acclaimed 2005 drama Black and an unfaithful wife in the 2006 box office hit Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna. Mukerji then collaborated with Yash Raj Films on several unsuccessful films which led critics to criticise her for choosing poor roles and pairing with the same set of actors. The 2011 semi-biographical thriller No One Killed Jessica proved to be her first commercial success in four years, and she followed it with a critically acclaimed performance in the 2012 supernatural thriller Talaash: The Answer Lies Within.

In addition to acting in films, Mukerji has been actively involved with several humanitarian causes and is vocal about issues faced by women and children. She has participated in concert tours and stage shows, and featured as a talent judge for the 2009 reality show Dance Premier League. Despite constant media speculation, she remains guarded about her personal life and is sometimes labelled a recluse by members of the media.

An atheist, a Jew, and a christian walk intj a bar
And have a good time because they' re not assholes
ctr course none of them invited their
Muslim coworker....
Because they knew that Muslims aren' t
supposed to drink and they' re respectful
of other peoples lifestyle decisions.
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Submitted: 03/21/2014
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#39 - hitbyadriveby (03/21/2014) [+] (5 replies)
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#22 - kokkoderrisch ONLINE (03/21/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#2 - schnizel (03/21/2014) [+] (69 replies)
I asked my efendija why muslims don't drink beer when I was young and he told me a story when muhamed conquered a town then went to celebrate with wine and bitches and 						****					 but when the mudslims got drunk and passed out the army of the town slit their throats in the night, and muhamed was saved by a cuple of guys who were not drunk.    
And I find it also funny because the turks here drink a lot.
I asked my efendija why muslims don't drink beer when I was young and he told me a story when muhamed conquered a town then went to celebrate with wine and bitches and **** but when the mudslims got drunk and passed out the army of the town slit their throats in the night, and muhamed was saved by a cuple of guys who were not drunk.
And I find it also funny because the turks here drink a lot.
#53 - envinite ONLINE (03/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
3tolerate4me
#103 - hosl ONLINE (03/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I always invite my Muslim co-workers; they're the bomb
#71 - UberAndrew (03/21/2014) [-]
This was a roller coaster of emotions. Nice job.
#118 - Tsquared (03/21/2014) [-]
...is a very offensive term and should be avoided polite company
#75 - dassnailage (03/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**dassnailage rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Desc ** mfw no racism.
#27 - vileinsect (03/21/2014) [-]
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#88 - skiskate ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
I genuinely did not see that coming
#101 - zamka (03/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I love me some non hating posts
I love me some non hating posts
User avatar #156 - nucularwar (03/22/2014) [-]
A rabbi, a priest, and a pastor are all close friends and like to go hiking together. One one hike they find a secluded lake and decide to take a swim. None of them brought swim trunks and it's pretty early in the morning, so they decide to risk skinny dipping. They swim for about an hour and see several women from their respective congregations on the trail. Panicking, the three rush to get their clothes. The priest and minister cover their crotches while the rabbi covers his face. After they're all dressed again, the two Christians ask their Jewish friend why he covered his face instead of his genitals. The rabbi looks back and forth between them incredulously before saying "I don't know how you guys do it at your churches, but at my synagogue people recognize me by my face."
#133 - bigredthunder (03/22/2014) [-]
This is good.
This is good.
#28 - railyeightseven ONLINE (03/21/2014) [+] (18 replies)
Tell you what, all the " devoted " muslims are garbage. They are judgemental as **** and disrespectful of other people's lifestyle decisions, they're racist as **** too.
How I know this, my father is one of those and the rest of the neighbourhoods " devoted " muslims too
User avatar #59 to #28 - sketchE ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
devoted people of any religion
#95 - Jowi (03/21/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Still pretty rude not to invite him to the bar
#63 - myjeren (03/21/2014) [+] (10 replies)
I really can't tell if this is a joke or OP is just an idiot...
#81 to #63 - hurzg (03/21/2014) [-]
The reason of that claimed dilemma is you being a retarded.
#104 - jonaskjj ONLINE (03/21/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Not sure if trolling or just retarded
User avatar #115 to #104 - ilikethisusername (03/21/2014) [-]
how's that retarded? Muslims actually are not supposed to drink...what do you find so retarded about this?
User avatar #5 - frasseking ONLINE (03/21/2014) [+] (28 replies)
Religion everywhere else exept the internet And USA
#86 - touchmyfunny (03/21/2014) [-]
They usually sell drinks without alcohol too..
#168 - talkingmouth (03/22/2014) [-]
This threw me off.
This threw me off.
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