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User avatar #20 - hahafunnyuwhore (08/29/2014) [+] (40 replies)
Get into ONE fight, even if it's one person against 5, EVERYONE in the fight gets expelled. So yeah don't defend yourself.
User avatar #34 to #20 - admin (08/29/2014) [-]
that happened to me once
my mom sent me to live with my uncle phil
#5 - YouAreReadingThis (08/29/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Freedom of speech
User avatar #6 - itistits (08/29/2014) [+] (5 replies)
The title made me expect something else.
#4 - aomrocks (08/29/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Poptarts
#62 - uve (08/29/2014) [+] (9 replies)
you have to be 18+ to make an account here   
   
nice try admin, but im not giving away that i still got to school
you have to be 18+ to make an account here

nice try admin, but im not giving away that i still got to school
User avatar #33 - Gellfling (08/29/2014) [+] (17 replies)
heres the deal, i live in a country school where 99% of the school is christian, cool beans, aithiest here and im highly tolerable of religion, i think its actually a good thing some people see hope in the afterlife. but that aside, our school has a senior mural wallway, seniors get a tile on the wall to express themselves. for as long as theyve done that, there has been crosses, bible verses, whatever, cool, whatever. my senior year, last year, a satanist put a pentagram, expressing who he was through appropriate means. there was no other references to anything else other than the equivalent of a christian cross on his tile. it stayed up for like 3 months a-okay, but towards the end of the year, they painted over it and banned any non-cross religious symbols on the wall. i dont condone satanism, or in that matter even christianity, but if youre going to allow one, ******* allow them all you ignorant son's of bitches
#9 - CaptainKill (08/29/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Consensual sex.

Well not exactly but they have so many PSAs put up by SJWs that define sexual assault as basically anything but signing a contract saying "yes I will have sex with you".
User avatar #67 - talkingmouth (08/29/2014) [+] (5 replies)
some kid got caught with a loaded gun at my school a few days ago
www.wics.com/news/top-stories/stories/vid_18819.shtml
so were probably gonna start banning things shaped like guns, the word "gun", books in reference to guns, etc
#80 to #73 - iscrewbabies (08/29/2014) [-]
Don't do that.
They might ban chairs.
User avatar #191 - Mynd ONLINE (08/29/2014) [+] (23 replies)
I'm a senior at a 1a high school in North Carolina currently. Here's a list of some of the things my school does not allow.
- Phones, understandable but still annoying.
- Food/Drinks outside of the cafeteria, even though we have drink machines.
- Yoga pants.
- Tank tops/wife beaters/anything without sleeves, for girls and guys.
- Skirts/Short shorts. Can't be more than 2 inches above the knee.
- Tight pants, unless they have back pockets. Fake pockets (some pants look like they have pockets, but they don't) don't count.
- Anything that's used to play music (some teachers used to let students listen to music while working, not anymore.)
- Headphones/Earbuds, I used to have my earbuds hanging around my neck all the time, because they always got tangled up in my pocket, now the teachers take earbuds on sight, usually without warning.
- Doing homework in other classes. Understandable if you're supposed to be working on something else, but if I'm done with all my work and I have work due in my next class that I haven't done yet.. I wanna do it.
- Doing homework in homeroom. This one is by far the dumbest one in my opinion. At my school we have 4 periods, each is 90 minutes. After first period we have homeroom for 20-25 minutes, where we do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. If I have work to do and I'm not doing anything else, I'm gonna do that work.
- Reading. No joke, yesterday I was in my Advanced Functions class and I finished all my work, I had nothing else to do, so I started to read in my book. The teacher took my book from me and didn't give it back until the end of the day. Same thing happened to a friend of mine in Bio, and another friend of mine in American History. I heard the Chemistry teacher sent a kid to ISS for reading when he was supposed to be working. The only class I'm allowed to read in is my English class and I hardly have time to read in there, we're always doing something.
There are probably more, but I'm pretty much out of remaining characters.
User avatar #23 - snipys (08/29/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Well a school called funnyjunk is banning people who were on random within ten days of admin having a whiny fit because people told him to shut up. Sounds pretty damn stupid to me.
User avatar #131 - kaboomz (08/29/2014) [+] (10 replies)
>schools banning best friends
>schools banning hugging
>schools banning high fives

what kind of ****** up country does that?
not even nazi germany did that
#94 - iwanttousenumbers (08/29/2014) [-]
My middle school banned Pixie Sticks because too many people were selling them
#64 - doesthislookunsure (08/29/2014) [-]
My School banned me from thumbing comments/content and I don't even know why
User avatar #105 - konradkurze (08/29/2014) [-]
banning best friends?
who the **** does that....

what kind of communist system or hippy commune promotes being equal friends with everyone in school
User avatar #2 - blademontane ONLINE (08/29/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Nothing. I live in the UK.
#16 to #11 - blademontane ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
>Surrey
User avatar #46 - blaazen (08/29/2014) [+] (6 replies)
When I was a sophomore in highschool (10th grade for people outside of the US), a senior was doing their senior prank on the 2nd to last day of school. He put blow uo dolls, dildos, butt plugs, and tons of other such sex toys in all of the womens' bathrooms at like 7AM. One of the janitors saw him go in with a large package, but when he left he didnt have it. They locked the school down for half of the day and then tried to charge him with terrorism. Funny **** . I'll post a link to the actual story.

www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/08/tyell-morton-prank_n_873244.html
User avatar #113 - squeemonster (08/29/2014) [+] (13 replies)
When I was in elementary they banned tamagoshis.
In highschool they banned high heels and mini skirts.
Now I'm in college and the only thing they ban is hazing the freshmen on campus.
#347 - fergin (08/30/2014) [-]
Yoga Pants
Yoga Pants
#633 - sjurmen (08/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
My school banned the "I love boobies!" bracelets for breast cancer awareness..
#625 - travrob (08/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**travrob rolled image** my school banned this
User avatar #628 to #625 - butterduck (08/30/2014) [-]
Oh thank god
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