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bank joke

A man walks Into a bank and says
to the teller, "I want to open a *******
checking amount.“
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your
pardon, but that kind of language is not
tolerated in this bank."
The woman leaves the window and goes
over to the bank manager to inform him
of her situation.
The manager agrees that the woman does
not have to listen to that kind of language,
They both return to the window and the
manager asks the snart,'' Slr, what seems
to be the problem here'?"
There is no ******* prollem," the man says.
I lust won million bucks in the damn
lottery and [want to put my ******* money
In this damn bank."
Oh... I see," says the manager. "And is
this bitch giving you a hard time, sir?
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#4 - lokkeduen (07/24/2015) [-]
re:fwd:fwd:fwd
#164 to #4 - anon (08/10/2015) [-]
No fun allowed
#34 - creepingorion (07/24/2015) [-]
>$200 million in one account
>FDIC only insures up to $200,000 per account
>Being THIS much of a ******* pleb
#41 to #34 - Jeff C (07/24/2015) [-]
No, no no. The FDIC insures AT LEAST that, and for free. Depending on your specific situation they either increase the limit or sell you more insurance.
#104 to #34 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
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TLDR: electronic money is convenient. and FDIC will not help you when you need it.


well if he doesnt transfer his winnings to his bank account then how is he gonna electronic transfer to buy his next bunch of assets to appreciate in value while the currency depreciates ?
do you expect a guy to lug around a million dollars every time he wants to make an investment ? thats just downright inconvenient.


> the amount of people in these comments talkin like FDIC is gonna save anyone.

who the hell really expects FDIC to pay out in a timely manner after one or more big banks go insolvent anyways ?
you cant really expect them to print more money all at once just because you and a half a billion other people expect them to hand over 200,000 USD per account all of a sudden.
assuming the FDIC eventually does pay out, it would likely be many years later, after the dollar has lost so much value that even if you do get the full 200,000 USD back in your hands, by the time you get it, it will only buy you 10% of the goods you could have bought before you needed the FDIC to save you.

or more like 2% if literally everyone needs the FDIC bailout at the same time

nothing is guaranteed. there is no safety net unless you prepared it yourself.
/rant

according to the pic this guy is depositing two crates of $100 bills if its all paper.
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#106 to #104 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
The FDIC pays out right away and insures up to $250,000, not $200,000. They have to follow federal insurance guidelines which basically guarantees payment within 30 days.

Also, the FDIC, while has "Federal" in their acronym, is not run by the government, it is actually a private company (it was run by the gov't during its infancy).

The FDIC also does not take taxpayer money, they charge insurance premiums to banks which creates revenue for them.

Source: My roommate is a bank examiner for the FDIC.
#105 to #104 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
silly me

this pic.
User avatar #35 to #34 - chitownbrownie (07/24/2015) [-]
its 250000 and you can have up to 10 accounts at one bank I believe, but still needs more banks to safely store it all
User avatar #40 to #35 - reican (07/24/2015) [-]
or you can have a secret room in the basement with a strong safe inside, plus a gun. then deposit 200k in the bank and wait for the interest money to kick in then take out the interest money every 3 months then get another safe in your secret room.
then later on, purchase a mansion and have several secret rooms for several 'purposes' inclusing one in the basement for your money storage, behind the wine barrels that is coated with fake "dust" to make it appear unused for a long time so noboy suspecs a thing, should they even bother to go down in the creepy ass dungeon looking basement!
User avatar #54 to #40 - morelazors (07/25/2015) [-]
lol ***** you been watching too many children's cartoons
User avatar #55 to #54 - reican (07/25/2015) [-]
actually i haven't in a long time.
Though, there's Midsomer Murders, Poirot, McGyver, etc. with episodes including secret rooms and **** , and 007 classics
User avatar #56 to #55 - morelazors (07/25/2015) [-]
bruh
those aren't real
people don't actually do that
put your money in the gosh darn bank, people live in Switzerland for a reason
User avatar #57 to #56 - reican (07/25/2015) [-]
true, and because people don't do it IRL, nobody would suspect it either.
and after all, i AM using banks, for SOME of the money.
User avatar #58 to #57 - morelazors (07/25/2015) [-]
this would only work if you told no one about your true wealth
User avatar #59 to #58 - reican (07/25/2015) [-]
and that would be a problem, how?
User avatar #60 to #59 - morelazors (07/25/2015) [-]
I guess you don't have friends or family
and are you going to carry cash everywhere?
User avatar #61 to #60 - reican (07/25/2015) [-]
only in small amounts, plus my visa.
nothing will stand out
User avatar #62 to #61 - morelazors (07/25/2015) [-]
alright then hope that goes well for you sounds like you've got everything figured out
User avatar #69 to #57 - greyhoundfd (07/25/2015) [-]
People put money in banks because then you make interest and can eventually become so rich that you can not have to work anymore.
User avatar #100 to #69 - reican (07/25/2015) [-]
note that i said id pud some of the money in the bank, 200k. but since you need several accounts for it all, then i rather go with my solution, should the economics plummit, and the banks go bankrupt, id only lose 10% of my money, while many others could lose over 80%
#91 to #40 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
Nonchalantly leaving out a bunch of weird sex stuff should also help. Nobody sticks around the gimp dungeon unless they have to.
#75 to #40 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
you're a ******* moron that doesn't understand interest
User avatar #37 to #34 - comicexplain (07/24/2015) [-]
Oh... So in order to properly store my money if I ever make it this rich, I'll have to open several different accounts in different banks?
#76 to #37 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
Wait tell you see what you have to do to avoid all kinds of taxes on being rich.

Like this for example since it's prize money he automatically loses half to taxes meaning uncle same just won 100 million dollars too.
#97 to #76 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
lol in america you have to pay taxes on prize money? how retarded


'murica
#5 - blasttyrant (07/24/2015) [-]
**blasttyrant rolled user sniffythebird **>MFW It's so easy to fool people
User avatar #65 to #5 - blukachu (07/25/2015) [-]
That is a perfect roll
#66 to #5 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
10/10
#23 to #17 - ugoboom ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
HAHAHAHA YOU ******* RETARD HE ROLLED A USER
NOT A PICTURE, NO, **** THAT NOISEA
YOU JUST GOT LE TRICKY TRICKED
HOW DOES IT FEEL
#28 to #23 - hoodini (07/24/2015) [-]
God ******* damn it...
User avatar #103 to #96 - sanbonzakura (07/25/2015) [-]
i started watching this the anime because of this gif, and finished it cause it was awesome on a completely different level
plus im a useless piece of ****
User avatar #114 to #103 - dragonicangel (07/25/2015) [-]
What anime is this?
User avatar #120 to #114 - sanbonzakura (07/25/2015) [-]
The Devil Is a Part-Timer!
enjoy its awesome
User avatar #121 to #120 - dragonicangel (07/25/2015) [-]
Awesome, I'll check it out when I get home from work. Though I guess I don'g see what's wrong with watching part of it now.
#123 to #121 - sanbonzakura (07/25/2015) [-]
thats sounds like an awesome idea    
i hope you dont have to be productive in any shape of form at work    
   
but all joking aside its a cool show check it out and let me know what you think    
hf
thats sounds like an awesome idea
i hope you dont have to be productive in any shape of form at work

but all joking aside its a cool show check it out and let me know what you think
hf
User avatar #124 to #123 - dragonicangel (07/25/2015) [-]
Kek, I work as a test proctor for a few companies. The next scheduled test doesn't hapen until 11:00. I literally just sit and do nothing.
User avatar #126 to #124 - sanbonzakura (07/25/2015) [-]
so what you're saying is that you get payed to watch anime?
well arent you a lucky asshole
User avatar #128 to #126 - dragonicangel (07/25/2015) [-]
Yup. Only thing is, I have to stand up every five minutes or so and look through the window to make sure people aren't cheating. It's not bad pay either, 5 bucks per person. Today, I should make 50 bucks for working for 7 hours.
#109 to #103 - joelis (07/25/2015) [-]
Same here buddy. It's now my #1. I rewatch it every other month. I might start again tonight.
User avatar #110 to #109 - sanbonzakura (07/25/2015) [-]
do you have any others to recomend?
i have a bit of time to blow be4 i have to start studying again
#111 to #110 - joelis (07/25/2015) [-]
Oh man that's really tough, it depends what you're into.. I guess to start...

Psychological: Higurashi no naku koro ni / Death Note
Slice of life: Mushishi
Comedy: Joshiraku / Danshi Koukousei no Nichijou / Gintama / GTO
Shonen: Hellsing / Soul Eater
Mech: Aldnoah.Zero / Gurren Legann
User avatar #112 to #111 - sanbonzakura (07/25/2015) [-]
i just finnished kuroko no basuke and loved it even tho im not that big of a sport anime fan
okay
seen the: DN, Danashi.., hellsing, SE, Gurren Legann (kinda i think)

im not really into chibis but i love anime that has awesome visuals or some special effects like a superpower or some **** , thats why i loved KnB

are GTO and Mishishi any good? I was already considering them
#117 to #112 - joelis (07/25/2015) [-]
GTO is hilarious!! The artstyle is just crazy, you could enjoy it without audio or dub, the faces that they drew back then were comedy enough.

Whereas Mushishi is a very tame, thoughtful anime about supernatural but not in any threatening way, very little action at all.

It sounds like you're looking for some good old action/shonen, which I'm not very fond of myself. But here is a great place to start. They're ordered from Best -> Worst.

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User avatar #122 to #117 - sanbonzakura (07/25/2015) [-]
ohh thank you i've seen alot of them but im still not sure what does Shonen actually mean? sorry for being a noob

i started watching Hajime no Ippo and it was really awesome but good lord is it long and the art is very old
what would you say is your favourite anime?
#125 to #122 - joelis (07/25/2015) [-]
Shonen is just superpowers and action and fanservice (boobs) and a bit of comedy.. I think wiki explains it quite well. Typical teen anime: Like dragonball z and one peice..

My favourite anime is Hataraku Maou-Sama haha.. but Hellsing or Higurashi would be a close second. They both really gave me the anime thrill. In a different way Mushishi would be my top though, I fall asleep to it every time because the colours and music are so peaceful and it loosely relates to microbes which I am currently studying.

All of these shows are very subjective and I'm not even 1/3 through my essential anime list of about 40 so I suspect I will find more and more that I enjoy and will probably push up to #1.
User avatar #127 to #125 - sanbonzakura (07/25/2015) [-]
i see well even tho you arent the biggest fan of Shonen watch Kuroko no Basuke you might like it
thank you for everything
#147 to #127 - joelis (07/25/2015) [-]
It's on my list. Not high priority though.
No prob!
User avatar #151 to #111 - dragonicangel (07/29/2015) [-]
Saved for later
User avatar #99 to #96 - humanji (07/25/2015) [-]
what anime is this?
User avatar #101 to #99 - greasypanda (07/25/2015) [-]
The devil is a part-timer

10/10
User avatar #145 to #101 - humanji (07/25/2015) [-]
Thank you
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#67 to #23 - thetrapkiller (07/25/2015) [-]
He never specified whether or not it was a picture, or an user.
This ruse cruise just got ******* capsized.
Also, on the side, can someone please [intensifies] this man?
#115 to #67 - imjared (07/25/2015) [-]
it's a roll
it specifies on its own
[spoiler] [you trollin me, focker?/spoiler]
#116 to #115 - imjared (07/25/2015) [-]
how the **** did the spoiler mess itself up
that doesn't even make sense
#132 to #116 - thetrapkiller (07/25/2015) [-]
sneer
#133 to #132 - imjared (07/25/2015) [-]
Dick face
#134 to #133 - imjared (07/25/2015) [-]
Duck*
Goddamn it
#135 to #134 - thetrapkiller (07/25/2015) [-]
SNEER
User avatar #107 to #23 - strelokkk (07/25/2015) [-]
I ******* fell for it before reading your comment
User avatar #144 to #46 - blokrokker (07/25/2015) [-]
I love this gif because you can SEE his lisp.
#25 to #22 - toytruck (07/24/2015) [-]
Gootttt eeeeemm
#63 to #17 - enzio (07/25/2015) [-]
that ******* name tho
#64 to #63 - hoodini (07/25/2015) [-]
Indeed, good sir indeed
User avatar #82 to #17 - dogfoodtaco (07/25/2015) [-]
You being tricked was a necessary evil. Now others won't fall for it themselves. Here's a green thumb if it helps
#72 to #17 - tehubernation (07/25/2015) [-]
You got got.
User avatar #13 to #7 - fallenwtfever (07/24/2015) [-]
You're really sucking at this point
User avatar #21 to #7 - andywazowski (07/24/2015) [-]
Okay this was funny the first 20 times. Overuse is the reason these things die
#38 to #21 - imjared (07/24/2015) [-]
nothing was meant to live forever
kill it all
burn the village
**** some lobsters
hide the remote
****** savage
#20 to #7 - asphyxioautasmo (07/24/2015) [-]
You deserve my rage. I feel for it. I'm not ******* happy.
User avatar #93 to #20 - mokomokoanimecat (07/25/2015) [-]
Why did you feel it? Pervert

#6 to #5 - sniffythebird ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
User avatar #53 to #6 - ohemgeezus (07/25/2015) [-]
Such a great movie, one of my favorite actors, really wanna see Southpaw and Everest just cause he's in it
User avatar #88 to #53 - mexicandudeinsd (07/25/2015) [-]
He should have been the new joker tho
like that movie was like damn
User avatar #89 to #88 - sylvanio (07/25/2015) [-]
Jake could be the joker even without make-up hes that damn creepy
#118 to #88 - imjared (07/25/2015) [-]
i never even considered that
was he one of the candidates?
User avatar #130 to #118 - mexicandudeinsd (07/25/2015) [-]
i dont know who were the candidates :/
#131 to #130 - imjared (07/25/2015) [-]
How would you describe your idea of a Jake Gyllenhaal joker
#3 - tmdarby (07/24/2015) [-]
User avatar #79 - talonwooten (07/25/2015) [-]
Nice post mom
User avatar #8 - crazyanimal (07/24/2015) [-]
Putting 200 million into one bank. Isnt it correct to distribute it among many banks or am I wrong?
User avatar #9 to #8 - neokun (07/24/2015) [-]
Why would you do that you wouldn't get as much money in interest... I think...
User avatar #10 to #9 - siodmy (07/24/2015) [-]
safety - put in different banks in different countries to avoid **** like in grece
User avatar #30 to #10 - failtolawl (07/24/2015) [-]
U.S. banks are insured by the government. Any unauthorized purchases or bank robberies will be insured.
#31 to #30 - anon (07/24/2015) [-]
I think they only insure up to a certain amount of money. Not sure if all of the 200 million would be insured
User avatar #32 to #31 - failtolawl (07/24/2015) [-]
Well that bailout was a bit more than 200 million. That being said they won't be keeping 200 million in one branch.
User avatar #11 to #10 - neokun (07/24/2015) [-]
I guess thats smart. Fair enough.
User avatar #12 to #11 - Tusura (07/24/2015) [-]
A lot of banks have a maximum amount of money you can earn in interest.

I had a friend in high school that was raised by his grandmother because his parents died in a car crash when he was really young.

When he turned 18, he was given access to the life insurance policies from his parents.
$3million USD in total.

I've stated in other posts and comments, that I'm the kind of person that talks to everyone, because I'm depressed, and I know what it's like to be ignored.

Ryan was pretty much a grade A dork with very minor social skills.
Over the year before he turned 18 though, he was in contact with financial advisers, about what to do with 3 million dollars.

He ended up splitting it between 2 banks here in America, and one offshore that he really couldn't "access" without 2 weeks notice. That account was for investing.

The other two, both hit the interest cap each month, and had a daily roll-over.
This meant, instead of his interest being calculated once per month, it was calculated daily, and added to the account once a month.

6 months before graduation, Ryan dropped out of school, bought a house, and got his GED.
He comfortably lives off the interest that he gains each month, just for having money in the bank, and never has to work a day in his life.
User avatar #14 to #12 - neokun (07/24/2015) [-]
**** . Ryan's got it good.
User avatar #15 to #14 - Tusura (07/24/2015) [-]
He's a social outcast, with poor eyesight, and no family.

The only thing he's got is money.
User avatar #16 to #15 - Tusura (07/24/2015) [-]
To elaborate on this, because it sounds like I'm being an insensitive prick.

Those are his words. Not mine.
He has said numerous times over the years, he would give twice the amount he got, to have his parents back.
User avatar #33 to #16 - hwaraam (07/24/2015) [-]
Well, I kinda understand him, the poor fellow.

But the world wont give thme back no matter what, so he should start re-building his life., Sorry for being a hard jackass here, but that's the only logical solution.

He could invest that money wisely to get more, and then better his life. Learn skills like music and dancing, do some sport,. try to improve his eyesight via medical operations, and eventually become ''socially acceptable'' whatever that may be

anyways, this is just my opinion, so you dont really have to take anything ehre into account, but I really feeol sorry for the poor guy

I hope the best for him. And for you too. Don't worry, even if others ignore you, we are always here.
+1
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User avatar #43 to #42 - hwaraam (07/25/2015) [-]
replied to wrong user m8
#44 to #43 - kez (07/25/2015) [-]
Balls, cheers for saying
#45 to #16 - kez (07/25/2015) [-]
There are people who charge like $20,000 for a month course who teach social and dating skills as well as confidence boosting and life principles to live by.

And they are bassically people who have spent their lifes scientifically working out how to socialise and attract people, noting down all succesful interations and all unsuccesful interactions and working out what works and what doesnt until they know exactly what the best things to do in those situations are.

You should maybe tell him about it, its literally for rich people who spend their youth getting educated and rich and never learned the social skills or dating skills.

Sounds like he could really benefit from it and could easily afford it.

Its not a quick fix thing because its gaining confidence and learning social skills etc but in a year he could go from low confidence and low social skills to confident and very socially skilled.
User avatar #48 to #45 - Tusura (07/25/2015) [-]
He's already fairly smart, and invests a good portion of his money.

Ryan has a few friends. Not many, but we are there. To be honest, there are only 5 people on the planet who know him AND know he has money, and none of us would ask him for a dime.
He bought a Town house, and he leases a new car every 2 years. If he ever wants to drive more than the lease allows, he just rents something.

Ryan isn't looking to be some huge celebrity, and he gets by well enough. He's just kind of your stereotypical dork.
He doesn't do drugs, and hardly drinks at all.
He just kinda chills and plays games all the time. Never having to worry about financial trouble.
#27 to #16 - broswagonist ONLINE (07/24/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #68 to #12 - Monopolus (07/25/2015) [-]
Why the hell would he just drop out 6 months before graduating?

I mean cool he's set for life but you're that close and you're just going to stop? Maybe he was just sick of school, idk.
User avatar #74 to #68 - Tusura (07/25/2015) [-]
He turned 18. He was legally obligated to stay in school till he was 18 as part of the inheritance from the Life Insurance.
User avatar #81 to #74 - Monopolus (07/25/2015) [-]
I just hope that he makes something of his life, rather than just stay at home and fondle what money he has left. A fraction of that money could pay for his entire college tuition.
User avatar #137 to #81 - Tusura (07/25/2015) [-]
He literally has no interest in college, or working.
He's set for life.
His money makes money, as Uncle Phil says.
He plays games.

He doesn't squander his money. He doesn't live some crazy lavish lifestyle.
He's just a dude that likes video games.
#19 to #9 - wilicious (07/24/2015) [-]
Okay, let's do some simple math (interest isn't reallly that simple, but just for comparison).

You've got 100 bucks, all banks have a FANTASTIC interest rate of 10% per year.

100 bucks into one bank = 100 + 10% of 100 = 110

100 bucks split 50/50 into two banks: (50 + 10% of 50 = 55)+(50 + 10% of 50 = 55)=110

The amounts are the same. Compound interest makes everything a little more complex, but except from loyalty benefits, I see no disadvantages to spreading the cash over several banks.
User avatar #24 to #19 - emiyashirou (07/24/2015) [-]
Yeah, see, the problem is you're >assuming.
A lot of banks have a system where the more money you have deposited, the higher the interest rate you get.
User avatar #86 to #24 - itembox (07/25/2015) [-]
Depends on the bank.
No matter what, my bank's savings is .10%. But if I have over 15k in my checking, the checking account will get .15%.
The amount held doesn't change anything at mine.
User avatar #113 to #86 - emiyashirou (07/25/2015) [-]
My bank account's system works with certain intervals. I can't remember the exact amounts, but it's something like: If you have between say $100 and $1000 in it, you'll get 6% interest. If you have $1000.01 to $2000 in it, you'll get 6.1% interest. Those values are made up as I can't recall the exact values, other than the maximum interest being gained from about $800k and up.
User avatar #141 to #113 - itembox (07/25/2015) [-]
Never heard of that format being used except for CD's, but I've only been with 2 banks and there's so many methods bank's can use.
Interest is a pretty terrible way to save up money for your future. Even CD's are only .5% for the big banks.
User avatar #142 to #141 - emiyashirou (07/25/2015) [-]
Yeah, it is a pretty terrible way. I just put inheritance money in one temporarily, since my business management class this semester is about investing. But still, it gives over 6% interest yearly, and inflation is at 4.7%.
User avatar #143 to #142 - itembox (07/25/2015) [-]
I'm having a hard time believing it's 6% and not .6%, since that's above most low interest loans and the banks can't give out higher interest than they take in.

But your actually getting a degree in this stuff so I'm gonna back off until you spout something wrong about water purification.
User avatar #146 to #143 - emiyashirou (07/25/2015) [-]
Our repo rate is 6%, so loans from banks generally speaking charge more interest than that on any loans. On most deposits you earn very little though, usually less than 1.5%. It's just on fixed deposits with 1 month or longer notice that you can get a decent inerest rate like 6%.
User avatar #36 to #9 - italianfrosttroll (07/24/2015) [-]
Safety, you're not putting all your eggs in one basket. Plus the interest from banks is a joke, if you want to mke money invest it.
#26 to #8 - hurzg (07/24/2015) [-]
Then how are you going to swear at them?
User avatar #29 to #8 - awesomesaucebanana (07/24/2015) [-]
Most Banks will only guarantee your money up to 200k in case of an emergency, like the Great Depression, so it is good to split it up between banks
User avatar #84 to #29 - itembox (07/25/2015) [-]
That's not quite right.
The gov insures your money up to 250k.
The bank has to have at least 10% of there digital/recorded money actually in the bank, that is the result of the Great Depression.
User avatar #85 to #84 - itembox (07/25/2015) [-]
*their
User avatar #18 - brandonsharklow (07/24/2015) [-]
Was the man Samuel L Jackson?
User avatar #90 to #18 - phantomonkey (07/25/2015) [-]
I believe his name was John Cena.
User avatar #73 - rubenvatle (07/25/2015) [-]
when the bank is licking your ass youve done something right! LOL
User avatar #77 to #73 - darksideofthebeast (07/25/2015) [-]
XD yea! LOL
User avatar #87 - Lintutu (07/25/2015) [-]
K den
#80 - hkkkkkk (07/25/2015) [-]
how is this 1k thumbs at 12 hours?

I don't get it
User avatar #158 to #80 - civilizedwasteland (07/30/2015) [-]
something fishy
#160 to #158 - hkkkkkk (07/30/2015) [-]
i did think of proxy thumbing when I saw it
#50 - sooshishef (07/25/2015) [-]
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Wut
User avatar #108 - assdoreponyfucker (07/25/2015) [-]
>not diversely investing that much money
User avatar #2 - malachitecobra (07/24/2015) [-]
i dun get it
#49 to #2 - anon (07/25/2015) [-]
i think they just wanna complain about women
#78 - sherlockbatman ONLINE (07/25/2015) [-]
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>putting your money in a bank
>letting Israel gamble with your money
"The goyim are falling for it, Mordecai"
#83 - stealingbikes (07/25/2015) [-]
"Real ******* hard"
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#165 - anon (08/23/2015) [-]
And he's putting all two million into one account? That guy is a ******* retard.
User avatar #161 - dangerdaypancakes (07/30/2015) [-]
i dont get it...
User avatar #162 to #161 - ariplayer (07/30/2015) [-]
the guy with the 200m swears, which is not allowed.
but once the manager learns he has 200m dollars he immediately disregards the swearing and tries to get the man to invest his money, because if he told him not to swear he would probably put his money in another bank.
User avatar #163 to #162 - dangerdaypancakes (07/30/2015) [-]
ooooooh now i get it ty
#159 - Lintutu (07/30/2015) [-]
k den
#157 - neptious (07/30/2015) [-]
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