Bandwagon plane jokes. . STOP TRACKING ' PHONE. fur IT Miltie AIRPLANE. Guys Why don't they take MH370 And put it off airplane mode
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STOP TRACKING '
PHONE.
fur IT Miltie AIRPLANE
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Submitted: 03/20/2014
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#11 - theannoyingFJguy (03/20/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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Guys   
   
Why don't they take MH370   
   
And put it off airplane mode
Guys

Why don't they take MH370

And put it off airplane mode
#2 - zahnrad (03/20/2014) [+] (6 replies)
That moment when your government cares about what you masturbate to more than what the terrorists win.
User avatar #7 to #2 - jokexplain ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
I read this comment three times, it doesn't make any sense yet
#3 - almightybenjamin (03/20/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#29 - seniorawesomesauce (03/21/2014) [-]
I thought it said N.S.A.T.O and I was like "Why is NATO spying on my phone?", then I realized that I'm actually a sleeper agent from the cold war.
I thought it said N.S.A.T.O and I was like "Why is NATO spying on my phone?", then I realized that I'm actually a sleeper agent from the cold war.
User avatar #17 - randomwanker (03/21/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I think they can even track when it's off
User avatar #21 to #17 - dalgaard (03/21/2014) [-]
It's a joke about the missing plane bro.
#16 - Keithazoid (03/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
to be honest I'm kind of surprised by the lack of LOST jokes
#15 - swiftblood (03/21/2014) [-]
I dont want to lose my phone for a month, thank you very much
#28 - zarkaronx (03/21/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Now this is what I heard from a guy at my work who likes to look into conspiracy theory's and 						****					. Apparently from what he's told me there was a guy on that plane who had created the technology to make an actual invisible plane, one that is undetectable by radar and other forms of detection. Well all of the big nations are looking for it right now but China, he said and I quote, "China was the last one to pick up the plane on radar before it went missing."  Idk if this 						****					 is real or not but it's what I heard and thought you guys might find it interesting.
Now this is what I heard from a guy at my work who likes to look into conspiracy theory's and **** . Apparently from what he's told me there was a guy on that plane who had created the technology to make an actual invisible plane, one that is undetectable by radar and other forms of detection. Well all of the big nations are looking for it right now but China, he said and I quote, "China was the last one to pick up the plane on radar before it went missing." Idk if this **** is real or not but it's what I heard and thought you guys might find it interesting.
#51 - anonymous (03/21/2014) [-]
Actually you would need to make sure GPS is off too, as well as taking the battery out. But even that is dubious at best.
User avatar #49 - bighairyfart (03/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Is this a joke about the Malaysian plane?
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#5 - anonymous (03/20/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Why would I want the NSA to stop tracking me?
#1 - anonymous (03/20/2014) [-]
Now if only the NSA cared about you enough to track you.
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