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Banana Shark. doge wallet for donations R1NkYiUtXzqtyeT6VNnkWApDNzwYYyfi2. Super beta stories. I' ll go first. me, about 16. to the max. a hard time dealing wit

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Super beta stories. I' ll go first.
me, about 16.
to the max.
a hard time dealing with the ladies.
spend my down time browsing porn and fapping vs. a social life.
strange, yet pleasing ways to get my rocks off.
way to mp is with banana peels.
eat a banana. but peel it carefully so I can stick my dick in it.
Imasturbate vigorously into banana peel.
I' ll use the same peel two jithree times before throwing it away-
Hm a sick bastard, I know.
Fast forward a few weeks.
fapping in banana peels a lot.
Geetting dat potassium like a mad fucker.
redevelop a dependency on fapping in banana peels.
with my fingerless gloves doesn' t cut it anymore.
Vureel catches my load so it doesn' t squirt all over my fedora.
Pstart calling my dick "The Banana Shark"
Atypically pretty quiet kid in my classes.
Jsmart as shit when it comes to Chemistry.
Milan name all the elements on the Periodic Table.
yeah.
looking EPIC! knows I do well in Chemistry while she sucks dick at it.
Ppretty nice girl, not all prissy and stuck up like the other sluts.
to me.
ifhe can be lab partners.
Ffucking all the yes.
to get friendlier with me.
level 3 engaged.
Suecide to actually be alpha for once.
Aafter a few days of great chemistry in Chemistry, ask her to go to a movie with me.
says yes.
Anonymous to ) ) 13: 02: 20
CONT,
to see Lucky Number Sleuth.
s into mob movies and wants to see it.
Sweater is practically empty.
sit in the back row.
through the movie, I notice she keeps looking at me-
paying attention anymore.
tongue is in my mouth.
hand is on The Banana Shark.
spaghetti is out of my pockets on the Mor.
asks if] have ever gotten head before.
my pants to find a fully erect Banana Shark.
Potarts to suck my dick.
Ewe minutes in.
Anon, your dick tastes weird."
God, she can taste The Banana Shark.
fit tastes like bananas. Do you stick your dick in bananas Anon?"
me returns.
as fuck-
OH GOD ANON, I' M ALLERGIC TO BANANAS"
puking on my dick.
begins to have a seizure.
immeadiately call 91 I.
I cannot go back to that theater.
I put a got in the hospital with The Banana Shark.
I haven' t had a who DR a date since-
Than ks a kit Banana Shark.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - deathsreaper
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(12/23/2013) [-]
Who the **** is allergic to bananas?
User avatar #9 to #1 - biograde
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/24/2013) [-]
I actually am kinda allergic to bananas (intolerant or whatever)
#2 to #1 - caddelta [OP]
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(12/23/2013) [-]
0.1 to 1.2% of people depending on location apparently
www.anaphylaxis.org.uk/what-is-anaphylaxis/knowledgebase/banana-allergy
User avatar #4 to #1 - jackmanagan
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(12/23/2013) [-]
the girl in the story. did you do your reading assignment deathsreaper?
#6 to #4 - deathsreaper
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(12/23/2013) [-]
This is FunnyJunk.. we shouldn't have to do any assignments
User avatar #7 to #6 - jackmanagan
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/23/2013) [-]
people work diligently making OC for us as a community to analyze and find the funny or the junky attributes.
FJ is school
User avatar #5 - lolollo
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(12/23/2013) [-]
I'll go ahead and address this issue early on so everybody can feel comfortable knowing at least somebody thought to address it.

Did...did he really not wash his dick afterwards?
#8 to #5 - taurusguy
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(12/24/2013) [-]
One thing ive learned, ALWAYS wash before a date or something important. For a date prioritize your genitals, for anything else just look confident and good. Looking good is also a part of the date but its easy to get confident after a shower, just look at that sexy beast in the mirror.
#3 - mordakai
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(12/23/2013) [-]
banana shark
banana shark
User avatar #10 - richardastley
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/24/2013) [-]
He hospitalized a chick with his dick. That's something he can always say.