Bale ^_^. . e Anonymous 10/ 26/ 12( Fri) 19: 48 File: -( 24 KB, 300x440, christian_ baie_ 2. jpg) sat grocery store r‘ -man is checking out in front of me sit'
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Bale ^_^

e Anonymous 10/ 26/ 12( Fri) 19: 48
File: -( 24 KB, 300x440, christian_ baie_ 2. jpg)
sat grocery store
r‘ -man is checking out in front of me
sit' s mother ******* Lord God Christian Bale
s" That' ll be 2677 sir"
leeks the girl in the ******* eyes with the most intense
glare imaginable
agirl starts sweating, hands fumbling
s" , serry sir, I , uh, must have been, oh please God, umm, wrang."
nods slowly
s" Bag my mother ******* groceries."
agirl carefully puts stuff in the bags
watches carefully with a stoic glance of pure Alpha
s" Watch the eggs, I promised my daughter a cake."
agirl starts shaking even harder, manages to finish bagging.
stares at her blankly fer a few moments, he deosn' t .
s" Thanks."
shants her a fifty
s" keep the change."
restarts to walk away, stops and turns around
shants her another fifty
snots to cashier with a slight smile
slum's at me
******* . jpeg
serviles and winks at me
walks out
scabbier went even ring me up, she starts masturbating en the spot
at start masturbating tee
s face when
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Submitted: 08/09/2014
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#4 - cazabrow (08/09/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Another win for Christians everywhere.   
   
Christians: 1   
Filthy Atheist scum: 0
Another win for Christians everywhere.

Christians: 1
Filthy Atheist scum: 0
User avatar #5 - tittylovin (08/09/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I saw Christian Bale a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Bale trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
User avatar #10 - wizardfist (08/09/2014) [+] (10 replies)
am i the only one who just hates this guy for no reason?
User avatar #19 to #10 - arrogant (08/10/2014) [-]
yep
#6 - steelcrasher (08/09/2014) [-]
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#18 - poakmarshall ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #24 - unikornking ONLINE (08/10/2014) [+] (8 replies)
What's the name of the movie where he's going crazy and is super skinny?
User avatar #30 to #24 - alexthebest (08/10/2014) [-]
The Lathe Operator?
User avatar #40 - dudewitharake ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
and I suppose he leaned over, took one of your French fries and whispered, "no one is ever going to believe you" as well?
User avatar #3 - asick (08/09/2014) [-]
Well **** there goes my clean pants.
#2 - Womens Study Major (08/09/2014) [-]
"I masturbated" 10/10
-IGN
User avatar #1 - wigglyjr (08/09/2014) [-]
3/10 not enough masturbating.
User avatar #23 - leonhardt (08/10/2014) [-]
He's not even that hot
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