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#16 - Minnesota ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
GIF
User avatar #31 to #16 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
Master assassin
#7 - murphyslawtesties (01/04/2016) [-]
One Attack Agent
User avatar #8 to #7 - polarpulse [OP]ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
One hit man :^)



GET IT
User avatar #9 to #8 - murphyslawtesties (01/04/2016) [-]
hard not to
#10 to #9 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
how hard
#17 to #10 - biggbosss (01/05/2016) [-]
Click to show spoiler
Hard enough
#23 - firstflame (01/05/2016) [-]
He needs disguise
#43 to #23 - tanabata ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
User avatar #11 - battlebrotherlayn (01/04/2016) [-]
Speaking of potential hitmen...

So I had a sub at school one day, and I asked why he would want to be a teacher,

since he was talking a lot about how excited he was to teach a class for the first time, so after I asked him he said that originally he didn't want to, he told me he used to be

a spy in the korean war, and described that it was actually pretty boring just sitting in a hot room listening to radio chatter day in and day out, but I said that still sounded

interesting and asked more about it, and near the end of class he called me up, and he had this black leather bag, and as I'm walking up to him, he just starts reaching

into the bag and the first thing I thought was " **** ...I asked too many questions" turns out he just showed me a book about spying called the puzzle... Something, but I really

thought he was going to whip out a suppressed 45 and pop a bullet in my face before downing the rest of the class.
User avatar #24 to #11 - icedmochafrappe (01/05/2016) [-]
sauce on book? it sounds interesting
User avatar #20 to #11 - norkasthethird (01/05/2016) [-]
i can't
understand
your accent
User avatar #18 to #11 - donbionicle (01/05/2016) [-]
That's neat and all but what

is the reason for typing like this? I don't think

even being on mobile would cause

this.
User avatar #32 to #18 - battlebrotherlayn (01/05/2016) [-]
I hit space every 3 lines buy it did not come out right...
#28 - vladhellsing (01/05/2016) [-]
"So... Timmy thinks he sneak out of school during lunchtime? Little does he know that my office is the perfect vantage point for the front gate."
#1 - cosmicswagmstr ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
User avatar #21 to #1 - norkasthethird (01/05/2016) [-]
le funny bald hero dude xdd
User avatar #3 to #1 - valverde (01/04/2016) [-]
Anime is still dead. Most of them are useless animes that focus on the boobs for those goddamn weaboos
#6 to #5 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
Even that anime is bad. Those goddamn jojo characters look gay
#12 to #6 - mopidu (01/04/2016) [-]
I believe the word you were looking for was TOTALLY FABULOUS I know, I know... those are two words...
#13 to #6 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
>JoJo
>Gay

What on Earth do you mean?

It's pretty straight to me, just lots of dudes who appreciate the pinnacle of the male body.
#40 to #3 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
holy ****** G **** MAN
How the **** aren't you getting downvoted to hell
#15 - ashedust (01/05/2016) [-]
The target is in the class. Your true professor is already knocked out and naked in a locker.

Just remember. Once the shooting starts, just scream and run mindlessly.
#29 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
Terrible attempt at slenderman 0/7 actually try next time
#33 to #29 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
HTIS AGENT 42 YOU **** STUPID ANON
#35 to #33 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
Agent 47.....
User avatar #38 to #29 - catkyte (01/05/2016) [-]
someone needs to stop this senseless anon on anon violence.
User avatar #2 - chaosraptor (01/04/2016) [-]
**chaosraptor rolled user kisman ** is a hitman

pray youre not his target
User avatar #42 - abyx (01/05/2016) [-]
[hitman joke]
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#36 - sexyhimself (01/05/2016) [-]
Someone in that classroom is gonna die.
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User avatar #39 to #34 - fuzzyballs (01/05/2016) [-]
5 minutes is a long time to shoot twice, bruh
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User avatar #27 - baditch (01/05/2016) [-]
Sorry to do this guys but does anyone have that video of the dfrunk white guy on the train going "FROM THE WINDOOOOOW. TO THE WALLL" and all the black people on the train go "SKEET SKEET ************** "
#25 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
I'd want him as a teacher
User avatar #22 - awesomedug (01/05/2016) [-]
HITMAN AGENT 47 - 'NORMAL LIFE' | Damien Slash he has a video explaining his voluntary work
#19 - keybladewarrior (01/05/2016) [-]
One of you students will not be leaving here. That would be you Thomas. You have detention.
User avatar #14 - thelegendofcj (01/05/2016) [-]
1000 Textbooks. 1000 Quizzes. 10 pages of notes

EVERY.
******* .
DAY.
User avatar #30 to #14 - roninneko (01/05/2016) [-]
C'mon man, really?
HITMAN Gameplay Trailer HD E3 2015
#4 - randomuploads (01/04/2016) [-]
His suit doesn't fit perfectly and he has his hands in his pockets.
User avatar #41 to #4 - nickelakon (01/05/2016) [-]
>his suit fit fine, he just has the bottom button of the jacket undone.
>a lot of teachers have the habit of putting their hands in their pockets as they address the class.
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