Bad start to a fairytale. Credit to borinq @ tumblr. Everyone SAYS they want fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I' m aseret tag
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - mraye
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User avatar #17 to #3 - extendingarm
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That's the first time I've seen that gif without the "Off to ****" line on it
User avatar #11 - subaqueousreach
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Whenever it is I get married, my wife can have anything she wants and I'll make it happen, so long as I get my one and only desire.

When we are up at the altar and the minister asks the best man to present the rings he will be at a loss because he won't have them. Suddenly the organist will strike a harrowing chord and a thin fog will emanate from under the benches in the church as the lights go from white to red.

The heavy doors will creak open and the sound of heavy metal footsteps will echo into the hall while several goblins cackle as they enter. Then the imposing figure of Lord Sauron arrives at the door, gazes around the room and begins to walk down the aisle.

The Dark Lord will approach me and raise a ring inscribed with elven writing and state "I present to you, the one ring to rule them all" and give it to my wife who will place it on my hand. Then he will turn to her with another ring similarly inscribed and state "And to you I present the one ring to rule his balls" and will give it to me to place on her hand.

Then he will leave, his goblin lackeys in tow, and as soon as the doors close the lights switch back to white and the organist goes back to playing the standard wedding tunes and I kiss my bride.



Otherwise I may as well not get married because nothing could ever top that experience for me.
User avatar #19 to #11 - lissiexoxobear
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marry me =x
#20 to #11 - corpsedolly
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#27 to #11 - anon id: 7c57b3a9
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You sir are a genius.
#30 to #11 - anon id: da8a96fe
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get married i don't care who just do it lookhailcthulhufhtagn is willing go for stars
#34 to #11 - cantankerousotter
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Marry me?
Marry me?
User avatar #38 to #11 - darkangeloffire
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I would attend the **** out of that wedding.
#18 to #11 - riposter
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"The one ring to rule his balls" oh man that was glorious hahaha.
User avatar #24 to #11 - hailcthulhufhtagn
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take me, I'm yours
User avatar #47 to #24 - subaqueousreach
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Hmm... I am a fan of Lovecraft ;)
User avatar #32 to #24 - jacksipian
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hail cthulhu rests/sleeps? that doesnt even make sense
User avatar #36 to #32 - hailcthulhufhtagn
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Yes, as in "ia ia Cthulhu fhtagn," roughly meaning, Cthulhu dreams/waits. It's one of the more popular Lovecraft quotes along with "Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" (In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming). It isn't meant to make total sense, it's Lovecraft's made-up language.

Nitpicking usernames is a lost cause, friend.
User avatar #4 - adu
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Why would you even have a child at the point of your wedding? That hardly seems like "fair tale" criteria...
#5 to #4 - khepri
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You're not getting the joke. He's talking about their first born child, when the child is born, it will be cursed.
User avatar #6 to #5 - adu
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Ohh, right. Ambiguity.
#7 - lordvimless
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User avatar #9 to #7 - timmmmmmmmmmmay
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Just finished that series like 2 days ago. Not a bad one.
User avatar #12 to #9 - iridium
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It's not over. The animu is on hiatus. The Manga is significantly ahead.
User avatar #21 to #9 - jellyman
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Same here. IT WAS GLORIOUS
#22 to #7 - anon id: ab785cd6
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Lol u gay faget watchin kid's show grow up and get laid u ******* loser virgin homosex cockface!!
#35 to #22 - anon id: c55aa747
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ah, the glorious power of Hide All button
#41 to #7 - loopz
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Aw yiss
Aw yiss
User avatar #42 to #41 - lordvimless
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enemies and best friends these two are weird. but they are the reason i watched it
User avatar #43 to #42 - loopz
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No news on the reboot of the series?
User avatar #44 to #43 - lordvimless
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i haven't received any
User avatar #45 to #44 - loopz
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shame
User avatar #46 to #45 - lordvimless
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better no be like high school the undead every year same rumors in nov they will do it
User avatar #10 to #7 - venadrill
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I thought of that too.
User avatar #13 - nimba
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ah man. I love tumblr. I wish there was some way that I could access only tumblr posts
#15 to #13 - dontknowmeatall
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User avatar #25 to #15 - TarnRazor
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I clicked on it and it took me to my gay porn blog. I didn't laugh.
#33 - neznanc **User deleted account**
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Better that than Red wedding...
Better that than Red wedding...
#2 - multus
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#40 - fingernails
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Did someone say Fairy Tail. Please let me use this, I haven't used this in so long.
User avatar #29 - imagnetsux
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they all hate it when i poison the bride and start a sword fight with the best man.
#39 - anon id: 57d13440
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**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #180 at proof cats have nine lives ** curse you!
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #180 at proof cats have nine lives ** curse you!
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