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Bad fuckin' news.. Well, folks, on my first day back on FJ I am told I have lung cancer. Small cell. Pic related, looks similar to my X-ray. Prognosis, 3 months

Well, folks, on my first day back on FJ I am told I have lung cancer. Small cell. Pic related, looks similar to my X-ray. Prognosis, 3 months. I don't have health insurance or the money for chemo, so I will pretty much die no matter what. Just felt like I should share my ****** day with y'all.

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User avatar #71 - xorioz (09/23/2015) [+] (114 replies)
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Nope. i'm not taking this...
Give me a day or two. I will see what i can figure out.
I'm **** pore myself but i live a privileged life in Denmark with free healthcare.
When I see **** like this I get mad and die a bit inside.
So ill see what i can come up with.
What you need? 10.000$? 100.000$?

I don't care if the chances are **** low. Lost my younger brother last winter.
Sitting on FJ eased the pain. But I wasn't the one it hit the hardest. My parents... It crushed them. And you are only 20 years old? Think about the ones you leave behind man. So i'm gonna try to see what options are available to raise that money. should be doable.
If nothing else we could raise some money for you to have a blast with in the last days of your life.
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User avatar #39 - thunderfap [OP](09/23/2015) [+] (46 replies)
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I just realized that after all these years the ****** posts finally gave me cancer.
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#51 - samoaspider ONLINE (09/23/2015) [-]
If you have cancer why are you still here?
it'll only make the condition worse...
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#108 to #51 - kapkap ONLINE (09/23/2015) [-]
he's dead in 3 months, what the hell does he care
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User avatar #196 to #108 - kalima (09/23/2015) [-]
Its a guess by doctors, Remission is always possible, even without chemo. Its rare but it does happen
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#244 to #196 - hongkonglongdong (09/23/2015) [-]
Not after posting on FunnyJunk it doesn't.

The memes kalima...it's the memes...
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User avatar #460 to #51 - gthelurker (09/24/2015) [-]
This site is condensed cancer, he's hoping the black hole density of cancer on this site will suck the regular cancer outta him.
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#535 to #51 - rainyeyes (09/24/2015) [-]
**rainyeyes used "*roll picture*"**
**rainyeyes rolled image**

He already HAS cancer.
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User avatar #8 - reican (09/23/2015) [-]
time to cook meth mate
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User avatar #546 to #8 - mrfloop (09/24/2015) [-]
thats stupid why would he do that hes just gonna die anyways
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User avatar #566 to #546 - reican (09/24/2015) [-]
no need to pay attention to mrfloop people, checked his acc level and he's a troll account on on the "too obvious" style
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User avatar #567 to #566 - mrfloop (09/24/2015) [-]
good work man you cracked the code
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User avatar #9 to #8 - thunderfap [OP](09/23/2015) [-]
I don't have retarded kids or an ugly wife.
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User avatar #12 to #9 - reican (09/23/2015) [-]
less obstacles, you got the easy meth campaign
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#487 to #9 - thecrayzeeman (09/24/2015) [-]
Maybe you're Jessie.

Go find your Walt.
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User avatar #365 to #9 - satansferret (09/23/2015) [-]
Actually....That's a viable option. If you get incarcerated you get some of the best health care.
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#207 to #9 - partycats (09/23/2015) [-]
Rob a bank or some cool **** man, now is the time to live your dreams!
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User avatar #485 to #207 - satansferret (09/24/2015) [-]
My comment up there was meant for you
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#25 - geese (09/23/2015) [-]
if you're going to go, might as well go out in a blaze of glory
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#19 - anon (09/23/2015) [-]
going on anon for this one and faving to see the reply, because I have people on FJ who know me who don't know this. I have Cancer, I will not recover and will die in the not to distant future.

I'm sorry you have to go through this, man.
We're ****** over, and have no way of undoing it.
honestly I know that there's no profound or beautiful thing anyone can say to make anything about this better and you're like me it can be a bittering experience.

But dude, **** it. Go out swinging and crying and doing **** people will never be able to forget you for. **** they're going to think about when they're 20 or so years down the road that make them go "WHOA **** I REMEMBER THAT ONE GUY".
Don't let death take you down without a fight, don't let this **** cripple you.

I know I ain't.
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User avatar #116 to #114 - joshlol (09/23/2015) [-]
ouch
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User avatar #368 to #116 - elsanna (09/23/2015) [-]
What'd he say?
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User avatar #370 to #368 - joshlol (09/23/2015) [-]
"Please let this be Joshlol."
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User avatar #373 to #370 - elsanna (09/23/2015) [-]
Wow. Not cool.

I really don't like the hate you get.
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User avatar #492 to #370 - captainfuckitall (09/24/2015) [-]
But just imagine, if you died, you could become a disembodied spirit and haunt Funnyjunk forever. It wouldn't be the same without you anyways.
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User avatar #597 to #370 - musclezglassez (09/24/2015) [-]
that's uh, that's kinda fukin brutal.
it's ok joshlol i don't hope you get cancer if that makes you feel any better
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User avatar #598 to #597 - joshlol (09/24/2015) [-]
thank
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User avatar #603 to #19 - capps (09/24/2015) [-]
Dude if you know you're 100% ****** I would go with Cryonics. What do you have to lose, right?
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User avatar #113 to #19 - elsanna (09/23/2015) [-]
Now I'm really worried that one of my friends has cancer and isn't telling me.

Can you at least tell me if you're friends with me or not?
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#364 to #113 - anon (09/23/2015) [-]
Don't worry man, I'm not one of yours.
Sorry to scare you.
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User avatar #388 to #364 - elsanna (09/23/2015) [-]
It's okay. I wish you the best.
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User avatar #312 to #19 - vexille (09/23/2015) [-]
I second this even though I don't have cancer.

If you know you're going out and you can't do **** about it, go out with a bang.
Please don't shoot up another elementary though.
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#150 to #19 - anon (09/23/2015) [-]
Have you heard of immune regulation cancer treatment? There was a breakthrough some months ago where they combined two unsuccessful treatments, and the results were phenomenal.

It completely annihilated a huge tumor from one treatment to the next.

It may not be a wonderdrug that works every time, but if you and OP are this far gone, it's worth looking into at least.
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#68 to #19 - boomyturtle (09/23/2015) [-]
did you try smoking hella bud.
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User avatar #17 - plasterboy (09/23/2015) [-]
How much? Why don't we do a fundraiser
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User avatar #31 to #17 - thunderfap [OP](09/23/2015) [-]
We're talking tens of thousands of dollars for a guy who would most likely die anyway. Not worth your money. I run an antique store, for ***** sake. It's not like society will really miss me.
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User avatar #33 to #31 - plasterboy (09/23/2015) [-]
Dude, that is no way to talk about yourself. Seriously keep your head up.
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User avatar #77 to #31 - Sonos (09/23/2015) [-]
Society won't but we will. I doubt that matters to you much anyways but this is the gods honest truth: we may have never met or even spoke to each other before but I love you, brother, we all do.
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User avatar #44 to #31 - doctorcamden (09/23/2015) [-]
im poor as **** but id shell a couple dollars for you. Do it man.
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User avatar #222 to #31 - exarzero (09/23/2015) [-]
My family runs a store too. I'd donate. Do this, it's worth your life.
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User avatar #214 to #31 - wacemindu (09/23/2015) [-]
Dude... can't even begin to imagine what you're going through.



If it's any comfort at all we'll remember you. I know it's just some cunts on the internet... but still. We'll remember you.
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User avatar #292 to #31 - chimpaflimp (09/23/2015) [-]
Just raise enough money to become a citizen of the UK or Canada and get dat sweet sweet healthcare. Antique shops rule. I buy all my **** from there.
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#89 to #31 - anon (09/23/2015) [-]
> thousands

Assuming you're a fellow amerifag, you forgot a couple zeroes. I knew guy who knew a guy that died of terminal cancer near a decade ago now and his family is still in the hole for six figures despite being damn near homeless thanks to the crippling debt caused by our ****** healthcare system.
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#171 to #89 - anon (09/23/2015) [-]
If that's in fact a true story, then the costs are probably from sitting in the ICU for weeks to months instead of giving him palliative care. The problem isn't our "health care system" it's choosing to spend six figures on a man with terminal cancer.
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#218 to #171 - anon (09/23/2015) [-]
I don't disagree with you, but terminal cancer isn't the only ailment that ruins people with debt. A large number of non-fatal terminal illnesses can leave people high and dry, and health insurance doesn't exist as a drop-in replacement for the free healthcare of places like the UK and Canada, so even if you get treatment on the firm's dime for a little while, your premiums are still going to skyrocket before they inevitably drop you or stop shelling out the dough.

Spending half a mil to give someone who's going to die within the year a few more months at best is silly, but that doesn't mean the healthcare system isn't still a joke. It was about the time in my early teens when I discovered that a ******* ambulance ride isn't even free I began to realize something was seriously wrong with the way things work.
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#557 to #218 - captaindeath (09/24/2015) [-]
Move to Aus we have free health care, but an ambulance still isn't free but if you get ambulance cover like 40 then it is, **** has saved my life. **** i love ambulances.
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User avatar #353 to #218 - vladi (09/23/2015) [-]
Wow an enlightened American. Kudos dude!
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User avatar #193 to #31 - kalima (09/23/2015) [-]
I'll miss you.
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#380 to #31 - thelamastone (09/23/2015) [-]
bruh, i dont give a **** about how low those chances are. id love to help you out. send a link or smthn for a kickstarter or donations. i really want to help you out. good luck man. cuz ive had a friend who died cause of this **** , and i aint gonna let it happen again.
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User avatar #571 to #31 - katoteshikumei (09/24/2015) [-]
I know you don't want to do a fundraiser for chemo, but what about the cost once you're gone? Set one up to make it easier on your family maybe? Your brothers and sister of FJ just want to make sure you're taken care of.
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#490 to #31 - anon (09/24/2015) [-]
dude, i have no idea who you are, but if i could help you fight this, i absolutely would. i got about $6,000 recently in scholarship refunds (i'm really good at the whole school thing. also this is why i'm posting as anon) so i could donate a couple grand. I'm a nursing student so i feel somewhat obligated by my future career to help you in any way i can
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User avatar #491 to #490 - thunderfap [OP](09/24/2015) [-]
That's...overwhelmingly generous, but really, I can't accept that kind of money. It's alright. Just take the best care of your patients you can. That's the best thing you could do for me.
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User avatar #296 to #31 - sobir ONLINE (09/23/2015) [-]
cant you remove the ill lung ?
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User avatar #606 to #31 - thegreentornado (09/24/2015) [-]
It is worth our money to help someone
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#550 to #31 - cubose (09/24/2015) [-]
This is all you get man. This then nothing. As much as society wouldn't miss you it doesn't matter because in the end you're all alone in the best way. A way where your life is literally everything and all meaning. If you don't exist, then nothing exists. It may sound like I'm talking through the lense of a ******* personality disorder but it's only truth. Don't give up and do whatever you can to live man. And think about those you would hurt who care about you. Goodluck op
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#540 to #31 - ultimatefusion (09/24/2015) [-]
That's not true. We will remember you. Hell, you know what? Even if you're not cool with the fundraiser idea, I'll make sure someone on this damn site makes a tribute in your honor. There's always someone out there who cares man.
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User avatar #533 to #31 - Grammar Hitler (09/24/2015) [-]
I like antiques though.
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#48 - reinbowxdash (09/23/2015) [-]
Come on.

It's time to cook.
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User avatar #70 to #48 - necrova (09/23/2015) [-]
>>#9,
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#253 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu ONLINE (09/23/2015) [-]
Just don't miss Fallout 4 man, that will also be here in 3 months.
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#283 to #253 - funpunk (09/23/2015) [-]
Fallout 4 releases in less than two months, so he should have a chance to play it if the doctors aren't wrong. But for the possible DLC, it's in God's hands now...
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User avatar #59 - thunderchild ONLINE (09/23/2015) [-]
Go to Germany request asylum as a refugee, get free health care?
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#457 to #59 - anon (09/23/2015) [-]
actually he has to go to germany and marry a stupid german bitch....
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User avatar #561 to #457 - thunderchild ONLINE (09/24/2015) [-]
Tell her he's real life Walter white?
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#38 - Karraidin (09/23/2015) [-]
Options for u to try:
1. Drug fueled south america trip. Maybe a shaman will heal you.
2. Asian drug trip. Do opium for a bit maybe some scorpion venom. Who knows.
3. Take out as many loans as possible and plaster **** You [exgf)! on all billboards.
4. Throw a party, make it HUGE.
5. Conscientiously make a list of things u can do now that you're dying and then go do em.Start with the small ones to get courage.
6. Leave your affairs in order but don;t focus on it. Everything has to be ok enough.

All I could think about. Godspeed friend! I envy your freedom but I am sorry you don;t get to finish your life.
Do not be afraid. It;s either heaven or not existing. Both really easy to deal with.
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User avatar #375 to #38 - satansferret (09/23/2015) [-]
unless....
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#438 to #375 - hopporto ONLINE (09/23/2015) [-]
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#54 - anon (09/23/2015) [-]
Might as well go kill that cunt that price hiked those meds.

Go out a hero.
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#560 to #54 - captaindeath (09/24/2015) [-]
Killing that piece of scum is too ************* nice, cut off his dick with a spoon first. Make that ************ live for hours as you slowly kill him.
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#615 to #560 - anon (09/24/2015) [-]
The proper way to do it would be to snap his spine in the lower lumbar region, Hed lose all feeling in his legs, as well as all control, Then you strap him to a chair and cut his arteries and his veins in his legs, You get to watch the horror on his face as he slowly dies, feeling no pain, but knowing that the inevitable is coming will **** him up, He will beg, He will cry, he will plead and he will curse, bribe, he will try everything, but only to die, scared...alone and regretting his entire life.
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#616 to #615 - captaindeath (09/24/2015) [-]
See I like the way you think and definitely the fear aspect would be amazing but i can't help but think putting him through chronic pain would still be the best option. For example use Adrenalin to keep his body functioning and cut his body and then brand the wounds. he would have the pain of the cuts plus the searing of flesh. The amount of shock it would place on the body is likely to be indescribable.

But the one thing we can agree easily on is that this scum sucking piece of **** needs to die!
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User avatar #323 to #54 - rejakted (09/23/2015) [-]
Archer style!
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#510 to #323 - theblackhorntail (09/24/2015) [-]
And don't forget to put a knife up his urethra.
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#277 to #54 - funpunk (09/23/2015) [-]
That was for AIDS, but let's do it anyway.
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User avatar #349 to #277 - vladi (09/23/2015) [-]
He has cancer already, so aids, why the **** not? Local gay bar is the place to be!
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User avatar #465 to #277 - ohemgeezus (09/24/2015) [-]
That's what he's saying. OP is going to die so he may as well murder that asshole that increased price of AIDs cure
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#233 - anon (09/23/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
This will cure you
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User avatar #348 to #233 - thematthew ONLINE (09/23/2015) [-]
>>#116
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#11 - robertelee (09/23/2015) [-]
**robertelee used "*roll picture*"**
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god speed
if ya dont smoke try it
whats it gonna do
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#379 to #11 - anon (09/23/2015) [-]
I agree, time to get some THC.
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#424 to #379 - robertelee (09/23/2015) [-]
**robertelee used "*roll picture*"**
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i was thinking cigarettes
but to each his own
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#102 - tehwheelman (09/23/2015) [-]
Man that sucks, im sorry. however if that were me id go spend my last moments with my family and go travel one last time. You now have 3 months to make an impact and improve someones life for the better. Go out like a man and leave this ****** world better than you found it!
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User avatar #1 - friedgreenpomatoes (09/23/2015) [-]
take over the Patriots AI, see where that gets you in three months
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User avatar #5 to #1 - thunderfap [OP](09/23/2015) [-]
You get points for both being an asshole and being funny as **** . Thanks. Have a thumb.
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User avatar #6 to #5 - friedgreenpomatoes (09/23/2015) [-]
i try
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#20 - HugeBalls (09/23/2015) [-]
I'm very sorry. I wish you all the best in this life and the next.

In a very profound way, you are more free now than any of us could ever be. So close to death, there is no reason to fear anything. Live without fear of consequence for the little time you have left. Talk to family, to strangers. Live with the intensity you know you're capable of.

God bless you.
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User avatar #76 - potatot ONLINE (09/23/2015) [-]
gg
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#381 to #76 - anon (09/23/2015) [-]
No re
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#85 - anon (09/23/2015) [-]
You in 3 months. Sorry.
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User avatar #99 - dalokan (09/23/2015) [-]
Rip in peace

At least you're going out in an attention whoting blaze of glory
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