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#5 - carbohydrates (02/06/2015) [-]
"Oh... Gravity... Right."
#3 - evilhomer (02/06/2015) [-]
He 			*******		 looks up thinking it flew away   
"Oh 			****		 I'm on Earth... Well this is awkward"
He ******* looks up thinking it flew away
"Oh **** I'm on Earth... Well this is awkward"
User avatar #97 to #3 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (02/07/2015) [-]
new fetish achieved
User avatar #66 to #3 - sphincterface (02/07/2015) [-]
Houston, we have a swallower.
User avatar #30 to #3 - randomwanker (02/06/2015) [-]
I wanna get a blowjob in space now
User avatar #33 to #30 - spacepixel (02/06/2015) [-]
Next best thing is underwater.
#76 to #30 - kapkap (02/07/2015) [-]
sex on the ISS is banned
#86 to #76 - Dagoron ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
And in this case "rocking" is a euphemism for banging the ever loving 			****		 out of your fellow astronauts.......
And in this case "rocking" is a euphemism for banging the ever loving **** out of your fellow astronauts.......
User avatar #101 to #76 - deadmice (02/07/2015) [-]
but why?
#102 to #101 - kapkap (02/07/2015) [-]
as far as i know sex can get quite messy, probably also something about profesionalism
#99 to #30 - anon (02/07/2015) [-]
Even if you didn't so then you future generations will be!
#2 - darkdanger (02/06/2015) [-]
That must be so 			*******		 confusing for him
That must be so ******* confusing for him
User avatar #69 to #2 - sliderfox (02/07/2015) [-]
^ I think that might be confusing for anyone.
#67 - anon (02/07/2015) [-]
#32 - grimmwaters ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
Damn first gravity can't apple, now astronaut can't gravity
User avatar #54 to #32 - heartbleed ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
DEDOTADED WAM
User avatar #94 to #54 - bitchezgonnabitch (02/07/2015) [-]
I always feel bad for him when I see this video. The kid probably has some speech impediment and people bag on him. But he had the balls to go up and ask a question to what I presume are "minecraft famous" people, so props.
#8 - zenyn (02/06/2015) [-]
Life wouldn't be the same without gravity.
Life wouldn't be the same without gravity.
#9 to #8 - youxbarstard (02/06/2015) [-]
Yeah but they would jiggle for much longer in zero-g.
User avatar #19 to #8 - fluffypain (02/06/2015) [-]
i'm i the only one yet who is interessted in who that is? who is that?
User avatar #40 to #19 - iamnotgoodwithname (02/07/2015) [-]
shay laren
#18 to #8 - anon (02/06/2015) [-]
Her bra doesn't fit...
User avatar #51 to #8 - KoCChampion (02/07/2015) [-]
I bring sauce!
**** (of course) You need to login to view this link it's around 6 minutes.
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#36 to #8 - mitchimuss (02/06/2015) [-]
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User avatar #11 to #8 - lotengo (02/06/2015) [-]
Without gravity they will never get saggy and would still be jiggly because she moves her body
#12 to #11 - anon (02/06/2015) [-]
actually, it was found out by scientist that not wearing a bra is better for the breast tissue since it actually gets a form of "training" which helpsin keeping the breast firmer for longer (it also helps if you do training in the upper body compartment everyones in a while.

#46 to #12 - autoxx ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
Because all of those beautiful perky tits in Africa...    
   
			*******		 fried eggs hanging on a nail.
Because all of those beautiful perky tits in Africa...

******* fried eggs hanging on a nail.
User avatar #55 to #46 - rheago (02/07/2015) [-]
Girls still need to wear a bra in puberty when they're getting em.
Once the breasts are fully developed they can stop wearing one

Atleast that's what the internet told me
User avatar #71 to #55 - enormity (02/07/2015) [-]
thats for girls, moobs dont count
#75 to #55 - autoxx ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
Feminists, that's what feminist told you.
They think bras are man's creation to make them conform and to hold them back.
Bras are meant to decrease pain (shoulder straps are less painful than a series of stunning uppercuts from your own tits) and to provide support.
Gravity is an unrelenting bitch, she likes taking hold of big boobs and eventually making you tuck them into your belt.

That's why I prefer smaller tits, they don't get in the way, they are less affected by gravity's harsh rules, and the sensitivity is the best thing about them anyway. Titgasms are awesome.
#84 to #75 - anon (02/07/2015) [-]
Small breast will eventually also start to hang....
What do you know about the physic of breast anyway?

Every size of breast will evetually start hanging, it's beacause the tissue gets weak arounf the breast area
#78 to #75 - brnbrn (02/07/2015) [-]
I bring souce faggots Do We Really Need Bras?
#80 to #78 - autoxx ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
Constant strain stretches ligaments.
Hang by your feet for a while, I can pretty much guarantee that your knees/hips will dislocate within 24 hours.
Ligaments don't "atrophy" like that, one of the best ways to keeps tits from sagging is by maintaining a healthy body with low fat content.
Fat's low viscosity doesn't stand up well to gravity and contrary to popular belief, tits aren't "just lumps of fat"
#81 to #80 - brnbrn (02/07/2015) [-]
So you kind of said two opposite things there but i'm glad to help.
#82 to #81 - autoxx ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
There is a big difference between over strain and lack of use.

I enjoy discussing boobs, they are always one of two of my favorite things (I usually prefer the left one, but that's just me)
#85 to #82 - brnbrn (02/07/2015) [-]
you know, that's pretty normal. There is an asymmetry to the human body where one half of the body is longer/bigger/stronger than the other half. most people that i have meet tend to have a left side that is the bigger. also i usually prefer my gf left boob, and i had never really thought about it until you just mentioned it
#83 to #46 - anon (02/07/2015) [-]
In africa it's done on purpose, if you look at even the youn women there they have breasts to their navels. Here have this link....

http://www .thelingerieaddict. com /2013/11/last-time-tribal-african-women-proof-bras-prevent-breast-sagging.html


Just remove the spaces

#87 to #83 - autoxx ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
All right, how about all of the deeply religious Mennonites in Belize? Not a bra in a hundred miles and they could all fling them over their shoulders.
The young girls (at least the two that I was around enough to find out) were perky, sensitive, and shaped beautifully. Any woman over the age of 35 was sporting flappy gingersnaps.

Canadian guys are a hot commodity down there by the way, remember to bag it but I would highly recommend a trip down south.
#103 to #87 - anon (02/07/2015) [-]
Listen here now, for almost three years now I have not worn a bra for longer than three hours on average a week. (I started doing it out of health reasons and no just because it really is more pleasant. And before you ask what I do when it cold: Thicker shirts or a nipple cover.) I wear sports bras though when I'm jogging which is the only time I'm wearing a bra related item for longer than few minutes.

My breasts are still perfect and firm and they don't hang more than they should, I do some training everyfew days and which helps me keeps healthy and my tits are lovely.

How am I supposed to know why other peoples tits are hanging? Huh? In all honesty, google it for yourself. I have never been in Belize, I don't know what customs they have there. Maybe it's because of children, if you start lactating and the children are sucking it is straining the breast tissue and will/can make them sag.
#104 to #103 - autoxx ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
Well according to your previous post it has nothing to do with breastfeeding.   
I'd need pics to judge for myself, sorry but your opinion of your tits might not be the same as mine.
Well according to your previous post it has nothing to do with breastfeeding.
I'd need pics to judge for myself, sorry but your opinion of your tits might not be the same as mine.
#105 to #104 - anon (02/07/2015) [-]
Which of my previous posts would you be reffering to? And the point still stands that I have no way of knowing why others peoples tits are hanging, there can probably be many reasons why someone't tits ain't firm, I just guessed, as already said, tissue around the breast can get worn and make the breast sag, therefor one should do some training everyones in a while. And again, google it.


And forget getting any pics, honestly, what would qualify you to judge my breasts anyway? And I don't really think I need your opinion of my breasts, I have a realtive ok grip on other womens breasts and mine comparison and I would say mine are perfectly fine (Gym changing rooms)

If you want to know, my breast size goes from B to C (depending where you look for bra's and their sizes, and considering I don trainin every few days, they barely hang at all.
#16 to #12 - anon (02/06/2015) [-]
Link to sauce plz
You cannot train 'breast tissue' because there is no muscle in it. You cannot 'strengthen' it. Keep in mind that the actual breast muscle is behind the breast and not inside it.

What keeps breasts up is the skin above, on the chest. Women with big boobs can feel that skin pulling as the weight of the boob pulls it down. Again, you can't train it because there's no muscle there.
Bras stop that skin becoming stretched and leading to saggy boobs by keeping the boob supported.
#20 to #16 - anon (02/06/2015) [-]
[url deleted] About the bra breast thing

[url deleted] And what I meant wans't that you could execise the breast itself, but you can train the muslces underneath it, which actually helps with keeping the boobs from sagging to badly when you get older.

Also the bra does support the breast, yes, but it also makes the tissue weaker. It's like astronauts in space, when they have been in space for a long time they have problems walking or other things, basically it simply weakens muscles and bones (mostly the muscles aron the bone) when they are back on earth because their body got used to being without gravity

Same with breast, if you wear them to often they will weaken the skin arounf the chest area
#21 to #20 - anon (02/06/2015) [-]
http://www. medicalnewstoday. com /articles/259073.php

http://www. livestrong. com /article/106238-exercises-tone-saggy-breasts/


Sorry, forgot URL's are being deleted, just copy and remove the spaces inbetween
User avatar #7 - killerjhtwo (02/06/2015) [-]
I bring sauce

Astronaut has trouble readjusting to Earth's gravity
User avatar #57 to #7 - atticusosulliven (02/07/2015) [-]
Stupid gravity.
User avatar #41 to #7 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
thats adorable..
User avatar #61 to #41 - electronicbacon ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
*sigh* It's different gravity
User avatar #63 to #61 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
Okay and?
User avatar #64 to #63 - electronicbacon ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
Oh you'll get it.
#38 - anon (02/07/2015) [-]
"I will never be so high again..."
#100 to #38 - anon (02/07/2015) [-]
Haha.. You got me!
#56 to #38 - bluelightbebop (02/07/2015) [-]
Getin' high on space must be so beautiful and amazimg...
#70 to #38 - thorseph (02/07/2015) [-]
in space, no one can hear you blaze.
#39 to #38 - arolexion (02/07/2015) [-]
Ultimate High. The kite got ownt
User avatar #4 - racistdoll (02/06/2015) [-]
i laugh at the same time i feel bad for him
User avatar #50 to #4 - potatovillain (02/07/2015) [-]
It's fake, kinda.
This is JSC: Tom Marshburn
The video is satire, but the man is an actual astronaut.
#45 - cyborgbanana (02/07/2015) [-]
did he just forget to "Earth".....well I don't leave Earth and sometimes I totally forget how to Earth
did he just forget to "Earth".....well I don't leave Earth and sometimes I totally forget how to Earth
#49 to #45 - onkii (02/07/2015) [-]
Wow that gif just made my entire day. Thank you
#29 - kanatana ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
Oh! Gravity works!
Oh! Gravity works!
#53 - potatovillain (02/07/2015) [-]
It's fake, kinda.
The video is satire, but the man is an actual astronaut.
This is JSC: Tom Marshburn
User avatar #17 - Vandeekree ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
I relate to this so hard. I can't tell you how many times I try to "ctrl f" my college text books or try to melee in a new game and end up throwing a grenade, or kill someone on the street and forget I can't reload my old save.
User avatar #22 to #17 - xapplemanx (02/06/2015) [-]
ctrl+f your textbook... what the **** ?
User avatar #23 to #22 - Vandeekree ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
I want to find something in the book but don't recall where it is on the page so I think to myself "I will just push crtl f and search for the topic I want and then I think "Oh, right, I can't do that because this is a book." And then I masturbate.
User avatar #24 to #23 - frenzyhero (02/06/2015) [-]
I have also thought about that. Then I think: Why doesn't someone make a book like that? And I remember, that they call those tablet PCs.
User avatar #34 to #17 - sirfiiddlesticks ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
When I first bought Arma 3 I played with a few friends. I assumed "G" would open up my gear. I ended up throwing a grenade and killing all of us.
User avatar #47 to #34 - darthblam ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
Yeah, that was kind of a stupid change of controls on the developer's part..
User avatar #35 to #17 - chuckbillrow ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
thanks to minecraft i assume i cant fall off of ledges in first person games if im crouching
User avatar #26 to #17 - nattsvermer (02/06/2015) [-]
Once, while I was eating pizza and watching a movie on my pc, I moved the mouse cursor to the bottom of the screen, genuinely believing for a few seconds that I could pick the pizza up with it.
User avatar #37 to #26 - dovydude ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
My coworker once tried to click on a post it note that was around her monitor.
User avatar #27 to #26 - Vandeekree ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
Wow, you are so dumb. I never do stuff like that. What an loser.
User avatar #28 to #27 - nattsvermer (02/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, well. You smell funny.
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User avatar #89 to #88 - Vandeekree ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
Kind of like not understanding a joke.
User avatar #92 to #89 - ivviism (02/07/2015) [-]
Oh, oh, I get it. You forgot how to spelling and grammar, just like he forgot how to gravity. Makes sense now.
User avatar #95 to #92 - Vandeekree ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
Not exactly. The an instead of a was just to make sure he understood I was making jest instead of actually insulting him. You know, to avoid misunderstandings...like this one...
User avatar #96 to #95 - ivviism (02/07/2015) [-]
Ah, I see. Well then.
User avatar #90 to #89 - ivviism (02/07/2015) [-]
Where was the pun?
User avatar #91 to #90 - Vandeekree ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
Puns are the lowest form of humor. I only resort to intentional blatant hypocrisy.
User avatar #59 to #17 - putindispencerhere ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
I once player 23 hours of a turn-based rpg. I heard someone call my name when I woke up the next day and honestly believed if I didn't move, no one else could use their turn.
#10 - kresskh (02/06/2015) [-]
No one is going to mention that dead pixel?
User avatar #72 to #10 - grimsho ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
The biggest ******* pixel ever
User avatar #13 to #10 - billyblooper (02/06/2015) [-]
Its not a dead pixel, its a censor bar
#14 to #13 - kresskh (02/06/2015) [-]
but what does it censors?
#15 to #14 - billyblooper (02/06/2015) [-]
That's for your imginaaaaation to decide
User avatar #31 to #15 - hkd (02/06/2015) [-]
benis
#25 - malkotay (02/06/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#65 - omgwtfwhoami (02/07/2015) [-]
hah
User avatar #77 to #65 - katiamanagen (02/07/2015) [-]
this deserves more thumbs
User avatar #48 - perform (02/07/2015) [-]
A former astronaut actually came into my highschool to talk that day. You know how normally motivational speakers bring water bottles or something like that? He brought in a sippy cup. Throughout the speech, when he was done drinking, he would just drop the cup. We asked him why and he said it was just instinctive to leave things in the air when he was done with them.
User avatar #6 - moonmeander ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
And they're about to send two astronauts up to the ISS for a whole year. They won't even remember what gravity feels like.
User avatar #73 - tonyxx (02/07/2015) [-]
Zero-G would annoy me. With gravity if your looking for your keys could be sitting on the nightstand, but in zero-G, **** could be chilling on the ceiling behind a t-shirt I threw off before I went to bed, that t-shirt would be on the ground if gravity had its way, but no, the shirt and the keys are flying wherever the **** they want to go.
User avatar #79 to #73 - truemox (02/07/2015) [-]
Not only that, but little particles of **** would float through the air if ventilation isn't well done, and crumbs would jam into electronics and possibly start fires that could smoulder unnoticed for a very long time, damaging systems irreparably. Also carbonated beverages (beer, soda, ect) don't work in space. They just come back up when you burp.
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