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#7 - houseofbrick (11/02/2013) [+] (28 replies)
There was a cute Japanese girl in one of my classes so I asked my otaku friend for some Japanese phrases and he told me how to say "I love you" in Japanese.

So, it turns out "kisama no manko ********* ageru" does not mean "I love you". In fact, it means "I'm going to wreck your pussy."
More specifically, "kisama" implies that you wish to kill the person you're speaking to and "ageru" means "to give as a gift" so it's more accurately translated as "I am going to give you the gift of the destruction of your vagina, YOU ************ "
#49 - onomatopenis (11/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#21 - carrickman (11/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What you don't understand is vodka and love are synonyms in Russian...
User avatar #27 - Loppytaffy (11/02/2013) [-]
In England, we don't say "I love you", we say "I'd rather watch you than Jeremy Kyle" and I think that's beautiful.
#91 - raythenoonga (11/03/2013) [-]
Here in Australia we don't say i love you we say "Oi mate i wanna stick my dick in ya" and i think that's beautiful.
#23 - thecakeisaliereal (11/02/2013) [+] (8 replies)
mmm.... Pilav...
#5 - mxmagnus (11/02/2013) [-]
i thought it was Vodka Vodka Boris Yeltsin!
#65 - felex (11/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)
User avatar #37 - guiguito (11/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
on russia we say "i mid blood seeker pudge cyak bjlaat" which roughly translates to ''GG''
User avatar #96 - pepemex (11/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
In Mexico we say "Quiero llenarte el culo de verga" which roughly translates to "You make my heart so happy".
#44 - gevaudan (11/03/2013) [-]
like dis if u cry evry time.
User avatar #2 - sirham ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
Cyka blyat
#82 - volteez (11/03/2013) [-]
at first i thought how does this get to the front page but then i saw the barely noticeable google translate screenshot
User avatar #73 - harrisonfordor (11/03/2013) [-]
"roughly".
#40 - teamrocketninja (11/03/2013) [-]
This reminds me of something a Chinese exchange student friend of mine did. SOme of the girls in my class asked him how to say I love you, and the word he told them meant masturbate.
#22 - anonexplains (11/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I didn't know that Russians were so romantic.
User avatar #61 - meganinja ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
In America, we don't say 'I love you', we say 'Ayo bitch wanna go get sumtin ta eat?' which roughly translates to "I want to bask in your presence as we enjoy a meal". And I think that's beautiful.
User avatar #51 - temporalguardian ONLINE (11/03/2013) [+] (10 replies)
In serbia we dont say "i love you" we say "Nosi se u picku materinu" which means "I dont ever want you to leave" and I think thats beautiful.
User avatar #97 to #78 - temporalguardian ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
I'm really tired of hearing about kosovo. The people in serbia are insane, from all ages, little kids, teens, adults, old people, everyone knows about the kosovo situation and you say one thing against it and you're gunna end up getting the **** beaten out of you. Theres this popular chant which goes pretty much like "Kosovo is the heart of serbia" so my stupid friends were chanting that just for fun once, and i, jokingly said "well technically belgrade (where we live) is the heart of serbia, and kosovo is the dick or vagina of it, because its the southern most area of it. I swear everyone just stopped and looked at me like i just kicked their sisters and insulted their mothers the biggest one of them started walking up to me and was like the **** did you just say? i had to explain that i wasj ust kidding while i was pinned on the floor by him and two other "patriots". Our genius leaders sold that part of our land to albania, fair and square, and now the people are saying that it was stolen and causing such unecessary bull **** . People say, well its important, because that was the turning point whether serbia would survive or not. Other important places are belgrade, and and other borders which now dont exist, and most importantly the origin of serbia was from the land which greece owns. So why dont we all just say that greece stole our land too?

TL;DR my country is full of blind idiots.

PS sorry for the rant, i had to vent on that.
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