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/b/ on dating. Pretty solid advice if you ask me. MI File: 1390334_ -( MB, 400x226, )) H Anonymous (ll/ fill/ Mould/ fir UTC No. Replies: ssa:: Advice your dad

Pretty solid advice if you ask me

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Anonymous (ll/ fill/ Mould/ fir UTC No. Replies: ssa::
Advice your dad gave you about girls thread.
Post if was amazing/ perfect/ retarded/ er whatever.
I' ll start.
shack when I was 14 I asked my dad howto ask a girl out.
leaked across at me and smiled
His she hot?"
His she single?"
Whats her name?"
Tell her: Hey anna, yum leek gorgeous. want to hang out at my house evanthe weekend? I' ll take Wu horizontal jogging then we can bump uglies and enjoy neckie!"
silk dad thanks.
Actually ******* asked forthat.
agrees to same ever en the day, and really happy.
Hell dad, he starts laughing really hard. Almost foaming at the mouth.
kl just leave him there.
Must happy I got a date.
mm I get suspended fer a week the next day.
Turns out anna told her parents I had invited harte gs horizontal jogging with her.
Dad played me like a daft cunt.
mm I ended up dating Anna the next year-
parents me-
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#1 - anon (01/22/2014) [-]
Realize I used to live in a real religious southern household. This black chick kept texting me and my mom thought we were going out to the point where she left the room crying... to which my dad responded "listen son... it's all pink on the inside."
User avatar #4 to #1 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/22/2014) [-]
Never understood why dating someone a different color was such a big deal.
User avatar #3 - dvdstvns (01/22/2014) [-]
My grandpa told me when I was 13 that I need to know what the difference between "pop" and "poop" is
He said POP is the Power Of Pussy
POOP is the Power Of Old Pussy
Still to this day don't know what the **** that means.
User avatar #2 - graboidzero (01/22/2014) [-]
Wait... Why would he get suspended for asking a girl to go "horizontal jogging" with him?

I am aware of what it means, I'm just shocked that it's bad enough to get suspended for. I never went to school in the USA, are they really that strict?
#5 to #2 - anon (01/22/2014) [-]
You remember that post about the kid that was suspended for eating a poptart into the shape of a gun? Well thats pretty much how most lower level schools are about anything sexual. I assume op was in elementary school. Bumping uglies is pretty self explanitory.
#6 - tarantallegra (01/22/2014) [-]
I was expecting something depressing.   
A Winchester on a post about dads can never go well.
I was expecting something depressing.
A Winchester on a post about dads can never go well.
#7 - CommonJoo (01/22/2014) [-]
can someone explain what exactly the dad meant? Is confused
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