Aye, let. . RE THE FIRST HUMAN EVER TO MAKE ALIEN CONTACT MOST HIST ARIANS AND SCIENTISTS AGREE THIS WOULD BE THE MOST IMPORTANT MOMENT IN ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY
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Aye, let

RE THE FIRST HUMAN
EVER TO MAKE ALIEN CONTACT
MOST HIST ARIANS
AND SCIENTISTS
AGREE THIS WOULD BE
THE MOST IMPORTANT MOMENT
IN ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY
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They won' t know who Einstein was. but they' ll know about
know a out dis conservation of energy. They won' t know
the titans Lea. but 'll knew Hydrogen has one proton.
The won' t know any our religions. but die I know Pi is
inst net. They won' t know dis name “Daniel , butthen' ll be
familiar with natural selection. They' ll be familiar with
binary. but it won' t be zeros and tense. If they send u a
message with only two . repeating. more tr rm .
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year.
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You' ll be the most importa.
human on Earth, and no matter what you do,
you' ll be extremely . There are
simply too ma subversive parties who will
want you dea for whatever reason and
in ‘It most likely stressed eventually. There
ten mush you we do about this one, sorry.
Reproduce as much as possible
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