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#16 - ablakguy (10/09/2015) [-]
I dont get women either.
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User avatar #185 to #16 - dequire (10/10/2015) [-]
...Am I the only person who doesn't see the term " ****** " and " ***** " as racist anymore due to the fact that it's been adopted, changed, and frequently used by black Americans as a friendly term or means to indicate another black person, regardless of relationship, status, tone, or intent?
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User avatar #3 - bababuey (10/08/2015) [-]
Something about cotton.
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User avatar #190 to #3 - jesusisagoose (10/10/2015) [-]
how do you like my stolen jokes?
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User avatar #161 to #3 - jesusisagoose (10/09/2015) [-]
a black man came into my shop and bought a pair of polyester pants. Which is wierd because they usually pick cotton.
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User avatar #4 - razerdude ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
i get rock hard when bitches pick cotton
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#2 - xskullgirlsx (10/08/2015) [-]
It's going to get worse if you continue the BDSM and bring out a whip
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User avatar #120 to #2 - darksideofthebeast (10/09/2015) [-]
>worse
suuuure
Whips = the only way I can have fun anymore, my life is in shambles.
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#136 to #120 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
Stop ************ , we all know you're actually still masturbating to hentai.
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#174 to #136 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
But it is with whips
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User avatar #125 to #120 - elcreepo (10/09/2015) [-]
But does she whip you or do you whip her or he/him. Creepo don't judge if it's bdsm
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User avatar #126 to #125 - darksideofthebeast (10/09/2015) [-]
>tfw no sub gf to do it with anyway
I'm into the whipping, not getting whipped.
I just like kinky **** .
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#106 to #2 - devilicious (10/09/2015) [-]
Look how beautiful
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#28 to #2 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
she refuses to give her seat to him, so he has no option but to tie her onto the chair. Then they'll switch parts. The man ask her to call him Cotton, so the woman can pick on him!
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User avatar #105 to #2 - thismustbeseen ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
better*
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#9 - Sunset ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
i wanna fug black grils
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User avatar #129 to #128 - Sunset ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
sauce on that
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#130 to #129 - elcreepo (10/09/2015) [-]
**** your sauce
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User avatar #131 to #130 - Sunset ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
o
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User avatar #143 to #128 - shyyguy (10/09/2015) [-]
Inb4 you've only dated the bitchy, slutty kind and has decided that is what all black women are like.
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User avatar #145 to #143 - elcreepo (10/09/2015) [-]
Also nice how I can make a racial joke and everyone thumbs me down but the black twitter comps get 2000+ thumbs

Ya'll titty twisters are too serious sometimes
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#182 to #145 - anon (10/10/2015) [-]
black twitter comps aren't racist though
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User avatar #186 to #182 - elcreepo (10/10/2015) [-]
Don't give me that BS.
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User avatar #144 to #143 - elcreepo (10/09/2015) [-]
Nah I've never dated one black woman

Don't want to, not my type
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#87 to #9 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
I dont know what fugging is, but if you suggest that to a black chick she will probably tell your ass to get the **** lost.
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User avatar #88 to #87 - Sunset ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
i wish to have sexual intercourse with women of african descent
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#19 to #9 - sabanknight (10/09/2015) [-]
I wouldn't recommend it they all look like horse vaginas
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User avatar #20 to #19 - victorydanceofc (10/09/2015) [-]
He could be into that.
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#21 to #20 - sabanknight (10/09/2015) [-]
My guess is ney though
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User avatar #22 to #21 - victorydanceofc (10/09/2015) [-]
pfft more like neigh
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#23 to #22 - sabanknight (10/09/2015) [-]
Thank you for stumbling over my subtle pun
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#141 to #23 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
He spelled it correctly in your steed
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User avatar #26 to #23 - calseeyum (10/09/2015) [-]
spell it right next time and he might not stumble over it dickcheese
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User avatar #99 to #19 - xkitty (10/09/2015) [-]
. _. .....So you've fecked a horse right? Or sit and stare at their vaginas?
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User avatar #153 to #99 - thegreentornado (10/09/2015) [-]
Thumb me down to Hell if you want, I don't care.
I did see a horse's and a cow's vagina, and I gotta say, I was intrigued.
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#97 to #19 - nigeltheoutlaw (10/09/2015) [-]
My gf has the best vagina I've ever seen though, and that includes the internet. And she's black. MFW I first saw it a couple years back.
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User avatar #127 to #97 - aaronsalsa (10/09/2015) [-]
Pics or we dont believe you

you think im jokin son
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#132 to #97 - bakagaijin (10/09/2015) [-]
**bakagaijin used "*roll picture*"**
**bakagaijin rolled image**I don't think that there's such a thing as a pretty pussy/dick.... they don't call it bumping uglies for nothing....
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User avatar #175 to #132 - cloakndagger ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
You haven't seen the right pussy/dick then. I mean, obviously. You're on FJ.
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#115 to #19 - krayon (10/09/2015) [-]
**krayon used "*roll picture*"**
**krayon rolled image** HEY THIS GUY JUST ADMITTIED TO ******* A HORSE!
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User avatar #89 to #53 - mvtjets (10/09/2015) [-]
I'm not sorry for posting this
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#101 to #19 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
Mulatto black girls. Half the sexy blackness, all the fun. No horse vagina.
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User avatar #180 to #9 - wellimnotsure (10/10/2015) [-]
Bestiality is legal in plenty of states, go for it
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#10 to #9 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
Thats a mix bruhh.
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#11 to #10 - otisriedel (10/09/2015) [-]
all that matters is the ass.
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#17 to #11 - bobtombobbob (10/09/2015) [-]
mis negros
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#98 to #9 - nigeltheoutlaw (10/09/2015) [-]
Most people do, if they're honest with themselves. I think black chicks are GOAT.
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#133 to #98 - bakagaijin (10/09/2015) [-]
Goat?
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User avatar #140 to #133 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (10/09/2015) [-]
Stands for "Greatest Of All Time"

In other words he's wrong
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User avatar #188 to #140 - nigeltheoutlaw (10/10/2015) [-]
You're wrong tho.
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User avatar #158 to #98 - schnizel ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
>being this cuck
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User avatar #187 to #158 - nigeltheoutlaw (10/10/2015) [-]
methinks you don't know what that word means breh.
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User avatar #189 to #187 - schnizel ONLINE (10/10/2015) [-]
it's when y cuck
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User avatar #191 to #187 - breh (10/19/2015) [-]
YE HE DOESNT KNOW
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#183 to #158 - anon (10/10/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**schinzy plx
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#146 to #98 - zmranger (10/09/2015) [-]
<= MFW your post.
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#102 to #9 - probablytruefacts (10/09/2015) [-]
I married a black girl and let me tell you, I do not regret it.
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#94 to #9 - justtocomment (10/09/2015) [-]
As a white man who has almost exclusively had sex with black women: I highly recommend it. Wanna know the secret? Approach them exactly as you would approach a white woman.
Too often, guys (black and white) come at black gals trying to act cool and **** . They get tired of it. They roll their eyes the second you say "yo".
It's refreshing to them to be treated like a normal human being (which they should be in the first place, but that's a whole other discussion in itself). Call her beautiful, tell her a corny pickup line, offer her (politely) a drink or maybe some dinner.
I promise you'll jump right past the thugs and dudebros.
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User avatar #100 to #94 - xkitty (10/09/2015) [-]
^this
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#137 to #94 - bakagaijin (10/09/2015) [-]
**bakagaijin used "*roll picture*"**
**bakagaijin rolled image**People have trouble picking up black girls? Idk but maybe it's where I live, but black girls are stupid easy to pick up since the fanciest restaurant the thugs take them is to red lobster (don't get me wrong, the biscuits are worth getting shot over, but it's not ******* fine dining)
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#177 to #137 - justtocomment (10/09/2015) [-]
It's not that they are inherently more difficult to pick up: as I said, treating them like a normal human being is your best shot. Like you said, fine dining and thug culture don't go together.
The problem most (white) guys run into when trying to flirt with black women is treating them like they are different. Trying to act cool, or thuggish. They try too hard to be aloof, they start talking quieter and don't make eye contact and say **** like "you looking fine, girl". And black girls get that **** all the time - ever since they were 13 that's how guys hit on them because that's how black pop culture says we should. So when you show up with a "hi, my name's justtocomment. I saw you across the bar and I was wondering if I could buy you a drink and get to know you?" it's so simple, basic and overall just a refreshing break of pace for her.
Seems like simple advice: don't treat them differently. But you'd be surprised how many white guys don't seem to get it.
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#178 to #9 - solarisofcelestia ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
Officer Booty, reporting for duty.
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User avatar #84 to #9 - blokrokker (10/09/2015) [-]
Happiness: an ass man in a black neighborhood
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#51 to #9 - yourinvisiblegf (10/09/2015) [-]
u have more?
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#54 to #51 - Sunset ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
ye
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#56 to #54 - yourinvisiblegf (10/09/2015) [-]
bring it

don't have more
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#171 to #56 - oceanfrank (10/09/2015) [-]
Did someone say black chicks? (She's mixed but idgaf)
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#57 to #56 - Sunset ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
i only have a few more

almost everything else is porn
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#59 to #57 - yourinvisiblegf (10/09/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
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User avatar #60 to #59 - Sunset ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
yeah sure here

/nsfw/GcdeLTp/Ebony+porn/
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#172 to #57 - oceanfrank (10/09/2015) [-]
same girl
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User avatar #173 to #172 - Sunset ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
damn son
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#25 - creamymcgee ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
>getting uncomfortable
What a little bitch. **** would make me diamonds.
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User avatar #85 to #25 - chaossniper ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
**** i am already diamonds
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User avatar #29 to #25 - brokentrucker ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
^

Works every time.
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#32 to #29 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
You've been a BAD furry!
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User avatar #36 to #32 - brokentrucker ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
****** my bitch well enough to make her call me master is such a terrible thing. Woe is me, for I shall be banished to the depths of hell for rocking the **** out of her world.
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User avatar #37 to #36 - captainprincess (10/09/2015) [-]
no I think he just means waah furries
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User avatar #38 to #37 - brokentrucker ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
OH. Oh...

My bad. Sorry.

Ahem.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh yiffyiffyiffyiffyiffyiffyiffyiffyiffyiffyiffyiffyiffyiffyiffyiffyiffyiffyiff
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#40 to #38 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
yiff yiff yiff ?
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User avatar #42 to #40 - brokentrucker ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
Depends on which gets me behind the controls of that big, badass thing.
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#44 to #42 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
YOUR ass is the bad one!
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User avatar #46 to #44 - brokentrucker ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
I'll admit. I have no booty. I have a doctor's ass, as I've been told.
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#47 to #46 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
What about the tiddies?
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User avatar #48 to #47 - brokentrucker ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
I'm pretty lacking on the tiddies, as well. I'm what you might call a "male".
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#50 to #48 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
Male ? Hmph , you look like a little bitch to me!
Male ? Hmph , you look like a little bitch to me!
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User avatar #55 to #50 - brokentrucker ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
Did you just post an image file as a .gif and then have the nerve to call ME a bitch?
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#58 to #55 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
>Implying i'm in control of that











And YES , you're the bitch , even your profile pic says so!
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User avatar #61 to #58 - brokentrucker ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
>Implying you can't re-format.

Casul.
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#62 to #61 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
>Implying you deserve the effort





Furrywool
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User avatar #64 to #62 - brokentrucker ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
So, you're making excuses?

Like a bitch?

Iiiiinteresting.
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#67 to #64 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
Not giving a **** about some furry bitch on fj is now excuses?

I know you can convert videos into webms as well , but i don't do it because I don't give a **** about commenting that much , who am i , joshlol?

What's that? You want me to throw you a dick stick? Here , catch !
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User avatar #78 to #67 - captainprincess (10/09/2015) [-]
Jesus do you need like
a hug or something

you're really upset
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#79 to #78 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
Sure
You can tell my emotions just from text and memes , amazing , you should become a psychic .


D-DO I LOOK UPSET!??
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User avatar #68 to #67 - brokentrucker ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
You care enough to just keep talking, don't you?

I mean, by all means, keep going. This has been moderately entertaining and I'm really tired.
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#71 to #68 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
No idiot , as in thumbs , or bothering for making an IMAGE A DIFFERENT FORMAT.
Man , do you even ******* think before you comment ?
Also what do you mean by "entertaining" , is your life that dull? Jesus , how haven't you killed yourself?
is it the deviantart furry porn?
btw this funny ass dank meeeeeeeeeem is from deviantart
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User avatar #82 to #67 - captainprincess (10/09/2015) [-]
haha
Done crying are you?
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User avatar #80 to #67 - captainprincess (10/09/2015) [-]
Yes you look terribly upset
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#81 to #80 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnd i'm done with your autistic ass
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User avatar #76 to #67 - captainprincess (10/09/2015) [-]
Holy **** you are that triggered
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#77 to #76 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
>butts in conversation to complain about people not loving their autistic fandoms
> didn't even post this gif
33.media.tumblr.com/c00dfb005ae292eb2968767f3503ca05/tumblr_nqw68vwdlm1u9o7gzo1_400.gif






0/10 fag , go bug somebody else
Also triggered about what exactly? Furries? Gee , haven't seen THOSE before.. what an ABOMINATION...
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User avatar #74 to #67 - captainprincess (10/09/2015) [-]
Are you trying to have some sort of serious argument/dick measuring contest over furries

Are you really that triggered
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#75 to #74 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
Ummmm no, i was never "arguing'' , you wish i was so you can post your dank memes faggie


No , i just want to post MY furry meeeeeeeeeeeeeemes , nobody likes you princie, **** off
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#119 to #40 - greatgranpapy (10/09/2015) [-]
I know that mech!
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User avatar #103 to #40 - alexandervascus (10/09/2015) [-]
PPCs on an Atlas absolutely disgusting

Looks like the K4 judging by the hard points, always hated that thing.

Carry on good sir.
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User avatar #104 to #103 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
Atlas?
squid pls , i just liked the R image
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User avatar #108 to #104 - alexandervascus (10/09/2015) [-]
Hey man, I'm just a guy who doesn't like his 100 ton assault mechs acting like a wet noodle in brawling range. DON'T HATE THE MECHWARRIOR, HATE THE ENGINEER
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#109 to #108 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm , a guy? You look more like a KID to me!
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#110 to #109 - alexandervascus (10/09/2015) [-]
But are you fresh enough?
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#112 to #110 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
Y-Yes , now follow me to my van , i have some nice , tender whale meat for you squidie!
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#114 to #113 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHHA!
MUNCH ON THIS!
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#116 to #114 - alexandervascus (10/09/2015) [-]
I already ate tho
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#118 to #116 - tarabostes ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
just the tip
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#39 to #38 - captainprincess (10/09/2015) [-]
furries are basically aliens
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#45 to #39 - trollerfin (10/09/2015) [-]
Or mutants, but resolve is still the same
Or mutants, but resolve is still the same
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User avatar #65 to #45 - captainprincess (10/09/2015) [-]
Leave not the alien, the mutant, nor the heretic alive

jk Tau4lyf faget
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#66 to #65 - trollerfin (10/09/2015) [-]
But but, glorious melee
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#69 to #66 - captainprincess (10/09/2015) [-]
I hear you
and tbh it's pretty ********

I can easily see quite glorious melee capabilities in such machinery that they have
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User avatar #70 to #69 - trollerfin (10/09/2015) [-]
If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device - Episode 15: Tau Jump to 10:50
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User avatar #72 to #70 - captainprincess (10/09/2015) [-]
I've seen the whole series m8
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User avatar #49 to #45 - brokentrucker ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
It's more mutants, really. Just to clarify.
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#35 to #25 - sexyhimself ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
I recognize that screen shot.
I recognize that screen shot.
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#151 to #35 - bloodmagic (10/09/2015) [-]
and youre not gonna let us know what its from?
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User avatar #152 to #151 - sexyhimself ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
Ackabur's princess trainer.
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#6 - partycats (10/09/2015) [-]
Take it all slave, is the only correct response.
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#13 - jamesten (10/09/2015) [-]
>tie ebony down to bed
>put ball gag on her
>tape vibe to puss puss
>start up vibe
>put butt plug in
>nipple clamps
>turns on vibe
>thinks i'm done
>nobitch.bat
>sprinkle cotton all over her
>start whipping her
>putting cotton plants on her
>rubbing dirt on her
>she cums while in the stuff of her slave ancestors
>mfw
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#18 to #13 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
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#43 - oubliette (10/09/2015) [-]
I prefer ass without the attitude
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User avatar #63 to #43 - xapplemanx ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
sweet mother mary
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User avatar #138 to #43 - valintina (10/09/2015) [-]
It's the ass and attitude that turns me on.
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#1 - tolisk ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
That this may have happened.
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#93 - neoexdeath ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
Relax man, you're cool. If she digs it, its fine in bed, just keep that **** behind closed doors or on Pornhub, but only upload it if she's cool with it. Some ladies like to show off, some ladies like making daddy angry, s'all good man.

But if you cracka' assed cunts better not start in with the "What daddy" smartass comments. Its not so much that its racist, its more 'you're still telling the same racist ass jokes your grandaddy did before segregation ended, get some new goddamn material'.
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#181 to #93 - mindyourownbusines (10/10/2015) [-]
What do you mean by "'What daddy" smartass comments?" I don't get what you're talking about.
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User avatar #111 to #93 - pointblankhits ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
....what daddy? Hehehe
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#90 - fudgeyfudge (10/09/2015) [-]
i wouldnt mind doing a roleplay like that where she weres what a african house slave would have worn. im not racist, probably just a power thing
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#91 - lenytunes (10/09/2015) [-]
**lenytunes used "*roll picture*"**
**lenytunes rolled image**I mean... I've never heard a woman call a guy master... It's usually "Oh my God!" or "Yes Daddy" or "Ay Papi! (My favorite)". Either his dick game was on point or she wanted him to bring her back to the 1700s.
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#123 - AVERAGEwhiteGUY (10/09/2015) [-]
Made out with a black girl once, don't recommend it seeing as her lips enveloped my nose and chin.
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#142 - karvarausku (10/09/2015) [-]
**karvarausku used "*roll picture*"**
**karvarausku rolled image** not trying to be racist, but black people, sand ******* and mexicans disturb me...

I know I shouldn't judge book by it's cover, but I just can't stomach the thought someone finding them sexy (unless they are morgan freeman ofcourse.)
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#134 - unbelievable (10/09/2015) [-]
That turned me on... and not in a BDSM way...
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User avatar #73 - hecatonchires (10/09/2015) [-]
That actually sounds like pretty hot cosplay man.
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#31 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
I **** none of you not when I say I was ******* a black chick and she screamed "I WISH I WAS WHITE."
Was a very awkward night.
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