Awkward. . Hold up your present so everyone can see what you got!" We going to be a little awkward for my nephews this year.. "This is why we don't have you over for thanksgiving, Fred." Awkward Hold up your present so everyone can see what you got!" We going to be a little awkward for my nephews this year "This is why we don't have over thanksgiving Fred "
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#2 - becefalus
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"This is why we don't have you over for thanksgiving, Fred."
User avatar #126 to #2 - captinchikin
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Does anyone have the one where he stuck his dick in the beehive and his workers comp doesn't cover it or whatever?
User avatar #42 to #2 - rihardololz
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or you can sell gift card to get money and with that money you can buy more dong raising stuff.
#45 to #42 - envinite
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(08/22/2014) [-]
Buying porn?

What year is it? 1990?
#52 to #45 - anon id: 62952022
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well its better then spending money on music what can be downloaded on Internet also good luck detecting viruses on those porn sites of yours.
well its better then spending money on music what can be downloaded on Internet also good luck detecting viruses on those porn sites of yours.
#53 to #52 - envinite
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2 bad virus can't touch my PC cuz I always run my browser as administrator   
   
I also use incognito so bad hacker cant turn my PC against me
2 bad virus can't touch my PC cuz I always run my browser as administrator

I also use incognito so bad hacker cant turn my PC against me
#55 to #53 - anon id: 62952022
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they cant turn against you but sure they can **** it up and puny programs against threats to PC is nonexistence.
#56 to #55 - anon id: 62952022
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if you pay cash
User avatar #4 - ubermaster
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Same thing happened to me.
Except it was actual porn
and magazines
and a condom

It was banana flavored.
#5 to #4 - anon id: 3caf7c01
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thank god, that would have kept me up all night wondering what flavor of condom you were given.
#38 to #5 - anon id: 2d09f7a1
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why are they fukin flavored??? better blow job experience? "oh anon your dick smells like **** put strawberry flavored condom on it" im 16 havent started ******* hoes so i dont know...
User avatar #58 to #38 - tranquilizer
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Due to a very recent mutation in the human genetics, some females have develop new abilities in their genitals.

Having taste buds in the vagina is very common among Caucasian females.
User avatar #72 to #58 - frankhh
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sounds legit
#129 to #58 - anon id: 1891022b
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lol really?
User avatar #130 to #129 - tranquilizer
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Absolutely
#133 to #130 - anon id: 1891022b
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(08/23/2014) [-]
wow i dident know
User avatar #117 to #58 - captainrattrap
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Why am I like 50% about to believe this
#128 to #117 - tranquilizer
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When it is the best answer to a question with no answer before, you tend to accept it
User avatar #87 to #58 - swagfagit
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da fuq
User avatar #46 to #38 - envinite
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You answered your own question
#8 to #5 - thefunnyside
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Comment Picture
#18 to #4 - Cornchowder
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Well? How did it taste?
User avatar #17 to #4 - thatoldhorse
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was the condom or the magazine banana flavored?
User avatar #85 to #17 - ubermaster
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Yes
#6 - meter
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the poeple who would like itunes cards are the poeple who would like gay porn.
the poeple who would like itunes cards are the poeple who would like gay porn.
#10 to #6 - anon id: 3a85d58f
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Gay people?
#60 to #10 - lanfearandthecup
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he clearly said "people who would like gay porn" not gay people
User avatar #73 to #6 - skittlesinexcess
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but that's straight porn.
#108 to #6 - anon id: 98d500f2
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Don't insult gay people like that, we pirate music like every other decent human being.
#40 - levvy
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>Useing itunes
User avatar #89 to #40 - kijajouteh
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What is wrong with itunes.
#62 to #40 - anon id: b01a9cf9
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>useing and not using
>ignoring the built in spell-checker


10/10 agree though
User avatar #88 to #40 - xxhadesflamesxx
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whats wrong with it
#92 to #88 - nickojmoore
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You have to pay money.
User avatar #93 to #92 - xxhadesflamesxx
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I actually like to support the artists even if they don't get much money although I still download a lot of stuff
#95 to #92 - funmanigro
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lol you dont need to pay, just torrent the album and add it to your library.
#35 - Iven
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<What I'm pretty sure he's thinking
User avatar #49 - pappathethird
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Ha ha. so embarrassing to get itunes gift cards
User avatar #90 to #49 - kijajouteh
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What is wrong with itunes.
#23 - Weirdozzy
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&gt;Christmas 2005   
&gt;unwrap a playboy   
&gt;Super excited because I was still big into nudie mags back then    
&gt;Open it up   
&gt;It's just a MAD magazine with a playboy cover glued over it   
&gt;MFW
>Christmas 2005
>unwrap a playboy
>Super excited because I was still big into nudie mags back then
>Open it up
>It's just a MAD magazine with a playboy cover glued over it
>MFW
#15 - sniffythebird
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&gt;iTunes and not Spotify
>iTunes and not Spotify
User avatar #21 to #15 - meanie
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>buying music
User avatar #22 to #21 - sniffythebird
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Spotify is just a monthy fee, which is really cheap IMO, and then you have unlimited music, even for saving offline.

If I bought all the music I have on Spotify on iTunes, I'd have paid more than 100x as much. And people still question why Spotify completely and utterly destroys iTunes.
User avatar #51 to #22 - fistfireace
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Then you actually don't have to purchase premium to use it. If you have free or premium, it doesn't really matter because the artists are still getting support from fans (due to ads for free). Although, I think ad block (for the web player) now blocks ads from it because I haven't been hearing ads anymore, except on my iPod.

The only thing I like about premium is the ability to play music offline. I would pay for it again, but I can't currently, which is a shame.
User avatar #25 to #22 - uniowl
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but just download it.
User avatar #26 to #25 - sniffythebird
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The problem is majority of **** you download elsewhere is often encoded by a donkey with it's head up it's ass, and even though some files are 320kbps MP3 or even lossless FLAC/WAV, there could have been quality loss in an earlier compression. And often there'll be songs you just ******* can't find in half decent audio quality or the right version. And that's just those ****** mp3 sites, even on TPB there's so many albums that have zero seeders and can't be found elsewhere.

With spotify you just type in a search, and within 5 seconds you can have the album you want saved. Try it, it's tons faster than spending like 5 minutes finding a good copy of an album otherwise. Plus it's way easier to find more music from the same artist or similar artists.

I was reluctant to use it too at first, but seriously, the fee is worth it.
User avatar #28 to #26 - uniowl
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but they don't have AC/DC
User avatar #30 to #28 - sniffythebird
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True, there's some artists that don't put their music there.

But for anything I can't find on Spotify (which in 9 out of 10 cases is just a single song, which in turn is usually a rare remix of a pretty unknown song), I'll find it somewhere else and import it into my playlist.
User avatar #31 to #30 - sniffythebird
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Which also wirelessly transfers any local files you have on your PC to a phone/tablet. No fuss getting the USB cable every time to copy over files manually.
User avatar #27 to #26 - sniffythebird
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And on Spotify everything is 320kbps. Yeah, there's no lossless, but 320 sounds good enough IMO.

I can't stress how annoying it is to spend ages downloading an album off a torrent only to find it has ******* horrible audio quality.
#32 to #15 - anon id: 4fce8e6c
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Spotify is for people who value social media over music.
User avatar #33 to #32 - sniffythebird
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*****.

I don't even use any social media (fb, twitter, etc), but Spotify is amazingly fast and convenient for getting music and easily transferring it to my phone. Sound quality is good, streaming is fast, and there's ********* of music in their library. I haven't even touched the social media aspect of it, yet it kicks the everliving **** out of iTunes.
User avatar #67 to #33 - thepandaking
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I love it, it just makes me sad that I don't own the music, and that in 10 years I probably won't have that music readily available to listen to
#47 to #33 - jaygo
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True that. Spotify rocks
#48 to #47 - sniffythebird
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Also, old (pre April 2014) UI for tha ************ win.
User avatar #70 to #48 - duedum
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you are a plebian besides DJ Shadow and An Endless Sporadic. but I assume you use this for parties?
User avatar #127 to #70 - sniffythebird
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Nope
#50 to #48 - jaygo
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Yeah, that was much better than the latest one.
#57 to #15 - kingdaniel
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Poor guy here,   
   
Or you could just download Mp3's because not everything is on Spotify. and I don't like paying 120 euro a year.  The only reason I downloaded it so I could check out my own music on Spotify.
Poor guy here,

Or you could just download Mp3's because not everything is on Spotify. and I don't like paying 120 euro a year. The only reason I downloaded it so I could check out my own music on Spotify.
User avatar #66 to #15 - duedum
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>Spotify and iTunes
>not using Foobar2000

you are a megapleb aswell.
User avatar #64 - somefunnyshitihope
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I actually like buying music on itunes
User avatar #77 to #64 - danrmanalt
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If I bought music, it'd be elsewhere, but I can understand that.
User avatar #44 - Tyranitar
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People still pay for music?
User avatar #59 to #44 - jokexplain
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you can buy apps with those.
and in-app purchases on candy crush.
yes the world has indeed come to ****
User avatar #131 to #59 - Tyranitar
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People pay for **** on Candy Crush? I can't understand how they could force micro-transactions into a Bejeweled clone. Next we'll have to buy the straight line pieces in Tetris for $2.99 each...
User avatar #132 to #131 - jokexplain
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(08/23/2014) [-]
you pay for new levels
King are the antichrist