Awkward situations. . Awkward situations you never want to be in when we were in high school my friend was trying to convince this goth girl to go to summer cam
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Awkward situations

Awkward situations you never
want to be in
when we were in high school my friend was trying to
convince this goth girl to go to summer camp with us. The
camp in question was on the beach.
Her: "I don' t mink I should he in the sun that long.’
Him: {jokingly} "What are you. a vampire?‘
Her: "No, I have skin cancer.‘
There? ary. coming back from that.
Boss showed me a picture of her 15 year old daughter. I said, %
I was walking to class and some girl comes up behind me
and smacks my ass and says ‘tighter than ever‘. Then she
realizes i wasn' t her boyfriend and sprints away.
Before arriving for my , year in law school everyone was
assigned to read "Picking Cotton‘, a memoir about a man
named Ronald Cotton who was falsely accused of rape.
So I show up to school and meet my roommate, an older man who
happens to be black. wanting to break the ice I ask 'how' d you like
Picking Cotton"? He just stared at me , = a few
seconds and continues unpacking.
not everyone was assigned to read it after all.
at a party I told my wifes friend she ‘looked good — for once“.
I have absolutely ALE idea why I added "for once" and
trying to talk my way out of it just made it worse.
She was Cool about it, hut still I felt like an ass.
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#2 - quantumlegend (12/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
And that's why I keep one of these in my wallet.
#3 - batigol (12/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MFW the 3rd one happens
MFW the 3rd one happens
User avatar #1 - infinitereaper (12/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Ideal Responses:
1) "Well you might as well have some fun before you die."
2) "She's got your beautiful eyes. but she obviously didn't inherent other things"
3) Chase her. Smack her ass. Repeat.
4) "Well did you?"
5)
6) "Can I touch them?"
#26 - oceanfrank (12/24/2013) [-]
Story time:

>Sophomore year at U of Maryland
>Volunteer to help give a tour of the place since I became pretty active around campus during freshman year
>Flirting a bit with a girl with at least a 34D breastsize and an ass that rivals a brazilian carnival dancer
>Tour ends. Go to included lunch and sit with her
>After 10 minutes of innuendos and flirting I ask her her age
>Thought she was going to say 17 or 18
>MFW 14 going on 15 and im almost 20
User avatar #12 - subtard (12/24/2013) [+] (8 replies)
What do you say if somebody shows you a picture of a 15 year old?
A few years younger and you can get away with saying she's cute
A few years older and you can get away with saying she's attractive
But at 15 you can only just acknowledge her existence
User avatar #16 to #15 - sanguinesolitude ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
***** i'm trying to help.
User avatar #31 - nthmetal ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
Kendall On Sharecropping Field Trip (original)
The cotton one, reminds me of this.
#17 - vandettamask (12/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"You look good - for once", start chuckling and follow up with "I'm kidding, you always look nice" then go away. Act like it never happened, and continue to give your wife compliments so that her friend doesn't suspect that you are in "love" with her.    
   
You are welcome.
"You look good - for once", start chuckling and follow up with "I'm kidding, you always look nice" then go away. Act like it never happened, and continue to give your wife compliments so that her friend doesn't suspect that you are in "love" with her.

You are welcome.
#34 - lamarisagoodname (12/24/2013) [-]
"tighter than ever"

not even that funny but oh my god my sides
#5 - doombunni (12/24/2013) [-]
I once tackle-hugged a stranger from behind. I thought they were the friend I was meeting there, and instead of saying sorry, I just made a kind of "guh" noise and sprinted off.
I once tackle-hugged a stranger from behind. I thought they were the friend I was meeting there, and instead of saying sorry, I just made a kind of "guh" noise and sprinted off.
User avatar #21 - timelordeternal (12/24/2013) [-]
Huehue, when I was in EMT class we had a guy that always messed up his words and called them "breast sounds."
User avatar #7 - nucularwar (12/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I watched Picking Cotton in my cognitive psychology class, good way to learn about unreliable memories. Poor guy.
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