Awkward situations. . Awkward situations you never want to be in when we were in high school my friend was trying to convince this goth girl to go to summer cam Awkward situations you never want to be in when we were high school my friend was trying convince this goth girl go summer cam
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Awkward situations

Awkward situations you never
want to be in
when we were in high school my friend was trying to
convince this goth girl to go to summer camp with us. The
camp in question was on the beach.
Her: "I don' t mink I should he in the sun that long.’
Him: {jokingly} "What are you. a vampire?‘
Her: "No, I have skin cancer.‘
There? ary. coming back from that.
Boss showed me a picture of her 15 year old daughter. I said, %
I was walking to class and some girl comes up behind me
and smacks my ass and says ‘tighter than ever‘. Then she
realizes i wasn' t her boyfriend and sprints away.
Before arriving for my , year in law school everyone was
assigned to read "Picking Cotton‘, a memoir about a man
named Ronald Cotton who was falsely accused of rape.
So I show up to school and meet my roommate, an older man who
happens to be black. wanting to break the ice I ask 'how' d you like
Picking Cotton"? He just stared at me , = a few
seconds and continues unpacking.
not everyone was assigned to read it after all.
at a party I told my wifes friend she ‘looked good — for once“.
I have absolutely ALE idea why I added "for once" and
trying to talk my way out of it just made it worse.
She was Cool about it, hut still I felt like an ass.
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