Awkward Sexual Experiences (pt.2). Part 1 : Weeper' blase: After l lost w v. . ney. I
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Awkward Sexual Experiences (pt.2)

Weeper' blase:
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but she flushed.
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whee she w as en top gr. . trim: to make herself . l
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say whose genreaver we smacked her ass. she mneh. ally
pun off w ane screamed. "Yul: have the sane name as my dad.”
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#501 - anonymous (04/19/2014) [-]
Pretty sure all of these were on "This happened" on Reddit. Some of them, painfully obvious B.S.....
#495 - urbemarmis (11/24/2013) [-]
and as for my most awkward sex moment ill give you 2 of them
1: my gf and i were ******* in her bed. she decided she was going to do a little role playing in her own head. instead of ******* telling me whats going on she starts calling me professor, which actually kind of annoyed me. i kept going either way and after a while she says "if this is how youre going to **** me im going to cheat more often" i didnt put 2 and 2 together so i immediately got pissed and in the heat of the moment smacked her while i was still in her just because she had the audacity to tell me she was cheating while i was inside of her without a condom on (eww...diseases) got up and left. she called me asking what was wrong and she explained. i apologized, but at the same time to mention anything about cheating without giving your bf/gf some background info or a warning was stupid and she admitted it.
2: first time ******* my gf. i put my hand under the bed sheets to go finger her and without looking i tried to finger her ass instead of her ****** . she screamed and my first thought was "wow that is a tight ***** i cannot wait to get into that" and she yelled "THATS MY ASS"
#494 - urbemarmis (11/24/2013) [-]
if you cheat on someone youre a prick but i dont think the whole "getting even" thing really works unless the guy/girl says its okay. i cheated on my girl friend (well really i was stupid and got into a car that had my ex in it and she winded up jumping on me and sucking my dick for 2 minutes but its still cheating even if i didnt want it and told her to stop) and i came clean about it recently. if my gf just decided to go **** another guy i would be pissed because she and i have been together for 9 months and to automatically just go and **** some dude without even talking to me about cheating first would be just as wrong as when i cheated. 2 wrongs dont make a right only works in certain situations, and this is one of those situations. be an adult about it and when youve said everything you have to say if he/she says " **** someone else to get even" then okay and if he/she breaks it off then it doesnt matter anyway if you **** someone else
#490 - anonymous (11/22/2013) [-]
One of those was from Fight Club.
One of those was from Fight Club.
#486 - gabemczombie (11/22/2013) [-]
What i hope to say... Sometime... Probably never
#484 - xxderekxx (11/22/2013) [-]
mfw being almost 20 years old and still a virgin..
User avatar #496 to #484 - twistedwoodthing (11/25/2013) [-]
23 before any kind of sexual experience. It's not as uncommon as you'd think. Stay hopeful.

Or go the opposite route and stay a virgin until you're 30 and the awesome magical powers kick in.
User avatar #483 - habasparkz (11/22/2013) [-]
26 kinda sounds like the dream.
#482 - kaboomz (11/22/2013) [-]
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#481 - schmidtycent (11/22/2013) [-]
>Be me
>20 years old, Virgin
>Go on trip to Europe with best friend
>Friend decides to buy me a ******
>Lost virginity to 10/10, could have been a model
>Gave me enough confidence, ****** 3 other women on trip
>Europe was fun
User avatar #480 - semierectnipple (11/22/2013) [-]
Was at my ex-gf's house this one time, Things were getting pretty intense on the couch as they do. Just doing whatever, find it extremely hot and am beyond turned on by it. Call her mom by accident. We just fell around the place laughing at me. It was just so wrong
#477 - cmndrfatty (11/22/2013) [-]
MFW when #32
MFW when #32
User avatar #476 - grapefruity (11/22/2013) [-]
>Be in a relationship with a girl awhile
>Decides we should experiment with bondage
>Her turn, nothing unusual, standard cuffed to bed foreplay
>My turn, cuffed to bed
>She whispers 'Later ********
>Walks out house
>Scared ********
>She walks back in couple of minutes later laughing

Needless to say, I wasn't happy. But I took it in good fun after my brain settled...
User avatar #475 - empithree (11/22/2013) [-]
what are boat noises?
User avatar #485 to #475 - daftiduck (11/22/2013) [-]
Noises that boats make
User avatar #474 - TarnRazor ONLINE (11/22/2013) [-]
>Be in Middle School
>Boners and **** galore
>Experimenting with my male friend
>Sucking his dick
>He pushes me off and runs to the bathroom and spits in the sink
>He says "I had to spit out my sperm"
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#471 - anonymous (11/22/2013) [-]
"That'll do pig. That'll do."
User avatar #469 - uncalledforgiraffe (11/22/2013) [-]
>be me, cuddling with girlfriend
>both of us are high
> start making out, getting intense
> because she's high she's super ticklish
> start feeling her up but anywhere I touch her she starts laughing hysterically
> awkward foreplay while she laughs
#467 - jragonflie (11/22/2013) [-]
>Be high as ****
>gf starts to blow me
>feels amazing
>yell out in a British accent "aahh, wonderful"
>gf starts laughing uncontrollably
>Me too
>lose my boner
>go get lunch

mfw I don't even give a ****
#466 - tehmonsta (11/22/2013) [-]
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