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Awkward Sexual Experiences (pt.2)

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say whose genreaver we smacked her ass. she mneh. ally
pun off w ane screamed. "Yul: have the sane name as my dad.”
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#54 - Awesomecarrot (11/21/2013) [+] (9 replies)
#8 - spacesword (11/21/2013) [+] (8 replies)
#43 "good game"     
   
Was it this guy?
#43 "good game"

Was it this guy?
#15 - lucilavit (11/21/2013) [-]
>you have such a nice dick   
>you too
>you have such a nice dick
>you too
#49 - twofreegerbils (11/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>over at girlfriends house   
>pretty horny   
>she goes down on all fours to put a movie in the dvd player   
>I decide she looks very 						********					 in this position so I proceed to get it on   
>she never got the movie in   
>Daddy Day Care is on TV   
>I'm 						*******					 her but I also really want to watch Daddy Day Care   
>Eddie Murphy is 						*******					 hilarious   
>I'm 						*******					 her doggy style while laughing hysterically at Eddie Murphy   
>start laughing even harder at the insanity of the situation   
>start screaming   
>YA KILLIN ME   
>YA REALLY KILLIN ME   
   
Eddie Murphy is love   
Eddie Murphy is life
>over at girlfriends house
>pretty horny
>she goes down on all fours to put a movie in the dvd player
>I decide she looks very ******** in this position so I proceed to get it on
>she never got the movie in
>Daddy Day Care is on TV
>I'm ******* her but I also really want to watch Daddy Day Care
>Eddie Murphy is ******* hilarious
>I'm ******* her doggy style while laughing hysterically at Eddie Murphy
>start laughing even harder at the insanity of the situation
>start screaming
>YA KILLIN ME
>YA REALLY KILLIN ME

Eddie Murphy is love
Eddie Murphy is life
#12 - twistedwoodthing (11/21/2013) [+] (8 replies)
My boyfriend has an impressive talent for imitating voices, especially cartoon characters. I'm impressed by it, until this one time he did a disturbingly accurate Mokuba from Yu Gi Oh when we were cuddling after sex. He now does it specifically to bother me.
It's hard when you're feeling all safe and romantic, and then you hear the guy holding you in his arms whisper Seto! Nooooo!
******* Mokuba...
#113 - mrleopardgecko (11/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>be making out with ex Gf, hand under shirt getting some major boobage   
>hear door slowly open, its her mom   
>its 						*******					 4 a.m   
> " Hi _ we need to talk, oh who is this?"   
>I panic and whip my hand out from under her shirt    
> snap my fingers like sponge-bob and say " The name's _"   
>she just stares at me a told us to be safe then leaves   
>GF looks up at me and asks what the 						****					 is wrong with me   
>"I dont know, but i think I should leave"    
> GF asks when we should hang out again   
> turn around, walk out the door backwards snapping my fingers "at night"   
> She broke up with me on my birthday
>be making out with ex Gf, hand under shirt getting some major boobage
>hear door slowly open, its her mom
>its ******* 4 a.m
> " Hi _ we need to talk, oh who is this?"
>I panic and whip my hand out from under her shirt
> snap my fingers like sponge-bob and say " The name's _"
>she just stares at me a told us to be safe then leaves
>GF looks up at me and asks what the **** is wrong with me
>"I dont know, but i think I should leave"
> GF asks when we should hang out again
> turn around, walk out the door backwards snapping my fingers "at night"
> She broke up with me on my birthday
#29 - crazyolitis (11/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
These posts... OP, do you have more?
These posts... OP, do you have more?
User avatar #6 - bluesmae (11/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Isn't 40. a fight club reference?
#154 - eeka (11/21/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Okay, this was my first sexual experience.
> Be 17.
> He asks if I wanna check out his room.
> We go upstairs.
> He starts kissing me.
> He then asks if I wanna have sex.
> I say yes, we get naked.
> He looks around and says " **** ! I have no condoms."
> He then procceds to tie a plastic bag on his dick with my hair tie.
> I tell him he isn't putting that in me.
> He calls his mom with the plastic bag still on his dick and asks for condoms.
Needless to say that relationship didn't last long.
< MFW he tried to sex me with a plastic bag.
#165 - martycamp (11/21/2013) [-]
So he literally ****** the **** out of her?
#27 - DarkLogic (11/21/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I was having sex with my ex in her parents house and we'd put on the television to mask the noise but unfortunately the show she left on was "Nevermind the Buzzcocks" hosted by Eamonn Holmes dressed as Elvis and throughout I was giggling at all the jokes, and instead of it distracting me, it made me go faster.
I wonder how Eamonn would feel if he knew that I jizzed to the sound of his voice.
#40 - mrdth ONLINE (11/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Ill start with my v-card:
I barely remember this. But i had gotten really drunk with a group of good friends, and hooked up with the one girl i didn't know very well. We had desided to go into the room right next to the living room where everyone else was. All i remember was, that an older girl interrupted us, holding her hands for her eyes, coming with condoms for us (nice thought).
Well, next day i found out, that the room we were in, was an 'outhouse' with windows instead of walls, out into the garden(don't know how to explain that in english), and that all 20 people who were there had been outside, looking the whole time.
I later got compliments, NOT FROM HER, but from the onlookers, that liked how much i went down on her, and my enthusiasm during the whole thing.

My brown hole adventure:
My and my girlfriend at the time, was in mexico, and the day before we went home, we desided to try anal again. The first time didn't go so well, but she was willing to try again. So we were staying at a youth hostel, and we went into an empty room. The whole thing went pretty okay, seeing how bad the first time went, and when we were done, and i pulled out, and little piece of **** was stuck on the condom! (Yes we used a condom, didn't wanna get my dick all ******* up). So we was in an empty room, no doors but into the hallway, and if we dropped it in the trash, it would be too easily found! SO I HIDE IT! I put it on top of a shelf the corner, up high, where the not so tall mexicans wouldn't see it! As i walk out of the room i turn around to see how visible it was.
Yes, you could see the condom.
Yes, you could see the little piece of **** .
Here comes the kicker: It wasn't a shelf, it was an AC. And that's how i infested a hostel room, with the smell of **** and lube, and left the morning after, without anybody noticing.
#1 - alucord (11/21/2013) [-]
#400 - AztecJew (11/22/2013) [-]
Alright, I got one   
&gt;Long distance girlfriend coming to visit   
&gt;didn't yank it for the whole week especially for the occasion   
&gt;she's on the birth control and likes me to cum inside so naturally I'd like to give her a decent load   
&gt;she arrives and sexy time immediately ensues   
&gt;we change positions multiple times   
&gt;						*****					 						*******					 great   
&gt;she gets on top and I start to get really close really fast   
&gt;about to finish when she bounces too high and my wang flops onto my stomach   
&gt;old faithful erupts   
&gt;in my attempt to dodge my own money shot I take a direct hit no around, but in my ear   
&gt;she fell off the bed laughing   
MFW I jizzed in my ear
Alright, I got one
>Long distance girlfriend coming to visit
>didn't yank it for the whole week especially for the occasion
>she's on the birth control and likes me to cum inside so naturally I'd like to give her a decent load
>she arrives and sexy time immediately ensues
>we change positions multiple times
> ***** ******* great
>she gets on top and I start to get really close really fast
>about to finish when she bounces too high and my wang flops onto my stomach
>old faithful erupts
>in my attempt to dodge my own money shot I take a direct hit no around, but in my ear
>she fell off the bed laughing
MFW I jizzed in my ear
#50 - fizzor ONLINE (11/21/2013) [-]
"good game"
#207 - GermansSayNEIN (11/21/2013) [-]
What are the chances that her boyfriend AND her dad both happened to be named GangSpankSploog?    
   
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What are the chances that her boyfriend AND her dad both happened to be named GangSpankSploog?

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User avatar #10 - jordanish ONLINE (11/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I lost my V plates on a hiking/road trip with my best friend (the girl who I slept with) and a mutual friend. We tried to be quiet as **** (he was in the room next to us) as we figured it'd be really awkward for him for the rest of the trip. He kept saying things to her that could have been a "I know you did it" but never to me and nothing clear. Last day, as we're packing our **** up (having trekked across a quarter of the country) me and the other dude are talking, he goes into this kitchen space to get his **** , comes back and says (deadpan) "by the way. You and R. You're having sex." and admitted he'd been ******* with her head as payback for getting us lost and waking him up
#410 - boldham (11/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I was teasing my girlfriend by rubbing my junk against hers; before I put it inside of her I whispered "choo choo; here comes the train" and rammed it in. She then bursts into laughter and her ******* vaginal walls clamp around my dick. It felt like someone with no gums just bit it; it was awful. So I quickly pull out and give her this horrified look and spend 5 minutes trying to figure out what the hell happened before we get back to it. Also, it's now called "The Nom" and she'll laugh on purpose every now and then just to make it happen.
#22 - sirbrentcoe (11/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>I yawned. Oh man, that was a huge no-no
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