Aw yeaa. . i never realize how much i swear until i' m in a situation where i can' t true story: i tried avoiding saying bitch' in front of a kid an my mouth sa
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#1 - togor (08/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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things I say in front of kids
#2 to #1 - knobgobblers ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
this you?
User avatar #9 - auntyino (08/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
My parents were careful not to swear around me or my siblings while we were young, now I'm 22 they let their swears out but I still can't bring myself to swear with them, or any member of my family for that matter. I feel like its disrespectful or something? Yet I have a sailor's mouth when chatting with mates or colleagues.

TL;DR I find it easy to not swear when I need to not swear.
#21 - hughjackmanfan (08/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**hughjackmanfan rolled comment #123 ** :
Simple,I would pin him in the ground and **** him in submission.....wait.....

what i say to children.
#15 - canhasdrums (08/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**canhasdrums rolled comment #9498077 ** :
popcorn is activate
What I say
User avatar #19 - thingexplain (08/16/2014) [-]
Working at a summer camp, I developed the "camp switch" in my brain. it's a little switch that turns swearing on and off automatically based on where I am. It comes in handy a lot.
User avatar #40 - lepanto (08/16/2014) [-]
**lepanto rolled comment #19 ** :
huh? they used cocaine in their mix for the longest time then they had to take it out cause it was made illegal.
User avatar #38 - Kairyuka ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
Now this might just be my Danish heritage and upbringing, but I don't give a **** about swearing and neither did our media until the American censorship came creeping in. Sure some parents wants to avoid their kids listening to too many swears and kids shows don't do it much, but ******* whatever. Maybe if you raise your kids properly they won't go around swearing needlessly.
User avatar #37 - mrjunebug (08/16/2014) [-]
**mrjunebug rolled comment #140 ** :
You are right, but she didn't exactly look like she's wielding a machete and running around covered in blood, if anything she looks incapable of running away at all...
What I say to kids.
User avatar #36 - toxicsonicboom (08/16/2014) [-]
I change the word while saying, example: Fffffudge, Shhhhhhut, Aaaaapple, Sadly, sometimes I don't catch myself.
User avatar #35 - hattheifbatman (08/16/2014) [-]
**hattheifbatman rolled comment #13 ** :
But if that ended in murder it would be an OJ-47
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#27 - Common Pepe (08/16/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled comment #14028 ** :
760 Passmark Score: 4982
280x Passmark Score: 5148

Not really much of a difference

What kids always tell me.
User avatar #26 - xxpinksxx (08/16/2014) [-]
**xxpinksxx rolled comment #9499846 ** :
So could the doctor be born with it

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User avatar #25 - mcatheistnuggets (08/16/2014) [-]
I have no filter, so I usually swear like a sailor in all situations, usually very appropriately though, and only when necessary, like if I'm trying to stress something.
User avatar #20 - richardastley (08/16/2014) [-]
I have a friend who absolutely hates the word "cunt" and whenever we get drunk together, I can't help but say it at some point. I even tried to make a point of not saying it the last few times, but it didn't work. He slaps me so ******* hard when I say it too.
#18 - jimmyrustlinhustla (08/16/2014) [-]
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what I say
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what I say
User avatar #16 - dsgbiohazard (08/16/2014) [-]
#7 - Common Pepe (08/15/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled comment #24 ** :
Cats. Dogs. Rabbits. Hogs. When I smack your ass you'll scream louder than a mob.
User avatar #5 - tacotrainone (08/15/2014) [-]
MFW my gf has a brother with autism, and i try not to say retard
User avatar #3 - bakinboy (08/15/2014) [-]
my conversation speed slows downt like 80% when i have to remember to filter out all the cussing
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