Aw yeaa. . i never realize how much i swear until i' m in a situation where i can' t true story: i tried avoiding saying bitch' in front of a kid an my mouth sa
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Aw yeaa

i never realize how much i swear
until i' m in a situation where i can' t
true story: i tried avoiding saying
bitch' in front of a kid an my mouth
said 'cunt' instead.
Nailed it.
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#1 - togor (08/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**togor rolled comment #1994343 ** :
things I say in front of kids
#2 to #1 - knobgobblers (08/15/2014) [-]
this you?
User avatar #9 - auntyino (08/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
My parents were careful not to swear around me or my siblings while we were young, now I'm 22 they let their swears out but I still can't bring myself to swear with them, or any member of my family for that matter. I feel like its disrespectful or something? Yet I have a sailor's mouth when chatting with mates or colleagues.

TL;DR I find it easy to not swear when I need to not swear.
#21 - hughjackmanfan (08/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**hughjackmanfan rolled comment #123 ** :
Simple,I would pin him in the ground and **** him in submission.....wait.....

what i say to children.
#15 - canhasdrums (08/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**canhasdrums rolled comment #9498077 ** :
popcorn is activate
What I say
#29 - jmoneyswagj (08/16/2014) [-]
**jmoneyswagj rolled image** what i do around kids...
User avatar #19 - thingexplain ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
Working at a summer camp, I developed the "camp switch" in my brain. it's a little switch that turns swearing on and off automatically based on where I am. It comes in handy a lot.
#10 - 4chan refugee (08/15/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Earlier this year I worked with 8 yr olds for a few months.. it was so hard not to swear.. a kid from the class came up to me in the grocery store after school when i was standing there swearing like a sailor with my brother.. talking about how this one kid was a little **** and how i was happy he got suspended.
the kid agreed that the little **** deserved his suspension
User avatar #37 - mrjunebug (08/16/2014) [-]
**mrjunebug rolled comment #140 ** :
You are right, but she didn't exactly look like she's wielding a machete and running around covered in blood, if anything she looks incapable of running away at all...
What I say to kids.
User avatar #36 - toxicsonicboom (08/16/2014) [-]
I change the word while saying, example: Fffffudge, Shhhhhhut, Aaaaapple, Sadly, sometimes I don't catch myself.
User avatar #35 - hattheifbatman (08/16/2014) [-]
**hattheifbatman rolled comment #13 ** :
But if that ended in murder it would be an OJ-47
what I say in front of children
User avatar #34 - Lintutu (08/16/2014) [-]
**Lintutu rolled comment #27 ** :
You're clearly drinking the wrong Pepsi.
what i say to replace swearing in front of kids
#33 - thebroble ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
MFW i'm resisting the urge to swear around kids
MFW i'm resisting the urge to swear around kids
User avatar #32 - yonderfork (08/16/2014) [-]
**yonderfork rolled comment #1 ** :
I just saw this XD talking about hammerd! XD

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What I'm no longer allowed to say around children.
#27 - 4chan refugee (08/16/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled comment #14028 ** :
760 Passmark Score: 4982
280x Passmark Score: 5148

Not really much of a difference

What kids always tell me.
User avatar #26 - xxpinksxx (08/16/2014) [-]
**xxpinksxx rolled comment #9499846 ** :
So could the doctor be born with it

**** i say
User avatar #25 - mcatheistnuggets (08/16/2014) [-]
I have no filter, so I usually swear like a sailor in all situations, usually very appropriately though, and only when necessary, like if I'm trying to stress something.
#22 - 4chan refugee (08/16/2014) [-] 10:14 is pretty much exactly this.
User avatar #20 - richardastley (08/16/2014) [-]
I have a friend who absolutely hates the word "cunt" and whenever we get drunk together, I can't help but say it at some point. I even tried to make a point of not saying it the last few times, but it didn't work. He slaps me so ******* hard when I say it too.
User avatar #5 - tacotrainone (08/15/2014) [-]
MFW my gf has a brother with autism, and i try not to say retard
User avatar #3 - bakinboy (08/15/2014) [-]
my conversation speed slows downt like 80% when i have to remember to filter out all the cussing
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